The One and Only Velocity Thread

[Guest TajiriMark]

Hey all. It's about an hour and 15 minutes until Velocity starts, so I decided to create a thread for the show. Just a reminder to everyone that Confidential is going to be a repeat tonight.

 

Does anyone have a non-spoiler match listing for Velocity tonight? The only announced match on WWE.com is Funaki vs. Crash.

 

~Pac

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Redd Dogg vs Rikishi

John Cena vs Danny Dennuci(SP?)

Albert/Bill Demott vs 2 Jobbers

Crash vs Funaki

[Guest D'Lo White]

I don't have a match listing, but I'm sure Albert will be in action.

 

I only seen like two Confidentals, so it is probably new to me. Do you know which repeat it is?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Superfly Snuka.

[Guest The Superstar]

Don't forget the gripping Torrie Wilson story.

 

"WILL TORRIE SURVIVE HER EATING DISORDER? OR WILL SHE DIE? STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK!!"

[Guest D'Lo White]

Thanks, and its good to see Rikishi is demoted to Velocity(for one week at least)

 

If the Torrie story is two parts, does that mean next week is a repeat too. They can't leave me hanging without knowing if she survived.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Oh, man, I was riffing that episode big time. Not on the board, though, so the three of you who find me amusing need not dig up that thread.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Bill DeMott & Albert = Buffybeast's DREAM TEAM!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Doesn't Bill's yelling at the crappy work on Tough Enough work against teaming with Sucky Albert?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Greatest.....Rhymes.....Ever.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Danny DeNucci is Satan. Look at this guy, he's got an awesome fucking look.

[Guest buffybeast]

Bill DeMott & Albert = Buffybeast's DREAM TEAM!

YES IT IS!!!!!!!!

 

Anywhoo, did anyone notice that, during the RAW anniversary flashback, that the producers digitally distorted any reference to "WWF"?

 

Damn those pandas.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Anybody else notice that during the Retro Raw thing that they had a blurry thing over the microphone cover?!

 

The Panda's got them by the balls.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I noticed that... its totally gay, IMO. It just looks so aweful, expecially since there's the WWF logo on so many things.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Yeah this 10th Anniversary Special is going to blow goats if the pandas mandate that there must be more screen distortion than a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

[Guest EricMM]

Did anyone else notice the verbal blowjobs Bill and Albert were getting? Micheal Cole couldn't STOP talking them up. It irritated me, as neither worker is worth their weight in ... well anything if you ask me... (and that's a lot of weight)

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Well Jim Ross does feed Cole his lines.

[Guest buffybeast]

Did anyone else notice the verbal blowjobs Bill and Albert were getting? Micheal Cole couldn't STOP talking them up. It irritated me, as neither worker is worth their weight in ... well anything if you ask me... (and that's a lot of weight)

Well, that's what a good commentator is supposed to do, put over the talent that are performing at a particular moment.

 

Al and Bill would make a killer tag team.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Actually I was kinda impressed by the 2 working together. I think they could make a good team.

 

**waves @ buffy**

[Guest buffybeast]

Actually I was kinda impressed by the 2 working together. I think they could make a good team.

 

**waves @ buffy**

You're a smart man, Arch.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

lol...

Nah, but I do think they would make a good tag team.