Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Lets just say my roomate and I got into a fight and accidently killed her, and after I clean up the blood, what should i do with the body. I mean I cant keep it, it will smell, and my gf will be back in 2 weeks, what should I do. No this is not real, im just trying to do something to start a thread since the forums are feeling really dead lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted December 2, 2002 I'd say eat the flesh and then grind up the bones into a powder and pour them in a large body of water. However eating the flesh could potentially get you caught unless you totally digested it before you are looked at as a possible suspect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Strip everything from the bone and feed it to your dog, or a bunch of stray dogs. Or flush it down the toilet or chop it up in the garbage disposal. Wash the blood off the walls and carpet. Wash your bloody clothes, shower and change into your roommates clothes, while dressing up the skeleton in your old clothes. Take the skeleton to the sea and dump it in, but make sure to keep the skull, so you can perform Hamlet. Then take a crowbar and play a little batting practice. Take the next plane to a foreign country post haste, and begin a new life as a street performer or cheerful chimney sweep. Two bits per each chimney sweep, you can say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Go to West Virginia....find an Incinerator....Deposit body....WOOSH!... nuff said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted December 2, 2002 You could pull a Weekend At Bernie's type thing and bring the body around with you as if she was still alive. If that doesn't work, there's always the insanity plea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Watch a SHITLOAD of Forensic Files then plan from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Oh yeah and you'd need something heavier than soap and water to totally clean the blood off stuff. The police have those fancy black lights that can see blood that the naked eye can't see. Best solution would be cut out the piece of carpet where the blood was and burn it. If it got on any furniture burn the whole damn thing. If it got on the walls you have a problem. The best way to get rid of it would be to tear the dry wall down and put new up then burn the old. But such a project may be impossible or above someones ability. If you can't replace the walls get some very stronge bleach and scrub the walls with it on a brillo pad. Something that will let you eat off layers of drywall. If all else fails carefully set up your place to catch fire. It has to look like an accident so don't get sloppy and do something that will leave evidence of arson. You could just keep it simple and throw the body somewhere. However you'd need to strip them, chop off their head, hands, feet and make sure you cut off any birthmarks or things that could identify it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Well, for starters, you wouldn't want to do ANYTHING that would open the body up any more (if it's open in the first place), to allow ANY type of liquid to be released. That is a big no no, and you best as hell not allow that to happen. First off, you will want to clean the body 100% after you have taken every bit of clothes off of the body. Yes, take it's clothes off, as those will be easier to dispose of speratly., while you are wearing 100% covering. Make sure that everywhere on your body is conceled, so as to not allow a single hair to remain on body after you clean it. Go to a store, and by some type of covering that will not come in contact with you untill you are able to get it at home. Some sort of bag of sorts, that you can buy in a box or something. Once home, put on your protective outfit once more, and cover every inch of the body, in the covering, more than one layer if you want. From here, we must find a way to actually dispose of it, now that you have prepared it. For starters, you will want to do this at a time where you will have an alliby if you feel you will need one, or simply do it in the dead of night, which is what I would prefer. As for actual disposal... ...if you can find a type of incinerator, then use that. However, it must have absolutely NO ties to you at all, period. I would never bury a body, as the Earth is apt to open up, wear down, and ultimately reveal the body. Same with putting it in water, as it is more than likely going to float up to the surface, or it is going to wash ashore. Disposing it in a out in the middle of nowhere un-used country well would work wonders, especially if it has no ties to you, and it's on someone elses property. These things can be found out at the local public records usually, so you can have your pick. You could always plant the body on anothers property, thus framing them, if you do it perfectly, but that is an entirely different thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted December 2, 2002 You could just keep it simple and throw the body somewhere. However you'd need to strip them, chop off their head, hands, feet and make sure you cut off any birthmarks or things that could identify it. That is good in theory, but just because you cut off birthmarks and the such doesn't mean anything. It's all in the DNA now. So you must either destroy the entire DNA, or dispose of the body in a place that you are almost certain that would never be discovered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted December 2, 2002 So you must either destroy the entire DNA, or dispose of the body in a place that you are almost certain that would never be discovered. Like the WWE 'New Ideas' Department... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Well, for starters, you wouldn't want to do ANYTHING that would open the body up any more (if it's open in the first place), to allow ANY type of liquid to be released. That is a big no no, and you best as hell not allow that to happen. First off, you will want to clean the body 100% after you have taken every bit of clothes off of the body. Yes, take it's clothes off, as those will be easier to dispose of speratly., while you are wearing 100% covering. Make sure that everywhere on your body is conceled, so as to not allow a single hair to remain on body after you clean it. Go to a store, and by some type of covering that will not come in contact with you untill you are able to get it at home. Some sort of bag of sorts, that you can buy in a box or something. Once home, put on your protective outfit once more, and cover every inch of the body, in the covering, more than one layer if you want. From here, we must find a way to actually dispose of it, now that you have prepared it. For starters, you will want to do this at a time where you will have an alliby if you feel you will need one, or simply do it in the dead of night, which is what I would prefer. As for actual disposal... ...if you can find a type of incinerator, then use that. However, it must have absolutely NO ties to you at all, period. I would never bury a body, as the Earth is apt to open up, wear down, and ultimately reveal the body. Same with putting it in water, as it is more than likely going to float up to the surface, or it is going to wash ashore. Disposing it in a out in the middle of nowhere un-used country well would work wonders, especially if it has no ties to you, and it's on someone elses property. These things can be found out at the local public records usually, so you can have your pick. You could always plant the body on anothers property, thus framing them, if you do it perfectly, but that is an entirely different thread. I see someone has experience in this area... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Well, for starters, you wouldn't want to do ANYTHING that would open the body up any more (if it's open in the first place), to allow ANY type of liquid to be released. That is a big no no, and you best as hell not allow that to happen. First off, you will want to clean the body 100% after you have taken every bit of clothes off of the body. Yes, take it's clothes off, as those will be easier to dispose of speratly., while you are wearing 100% covering. Make sure that everywhere on your body is conceled, so as to not allow a single hair to remain on body after you clean it. Go to a store, and by some type of covering that will not come in contact with you untill you are able to get it at home. Some sort of bag of sorts, that you can buy in a box or something. Once home, put on your protective outfit once more, and cover every inch of the body, in the covering, more than one layer if you want. From here, we must find a way to actually dispose of it, now that you have prepared it. For starters, you will want to do this at a time where you will have an alliby if you feel you will need one, or simply do it in the dead of night, which is what I would prefer. As for actual disposal... ...if you can find a type of incinerator, then use that. However, it must have absolutely NO ties to you at all, period. I would never bury a body, as the Earth is apt to open up, wear down, and ultimately reveal the body. Same with putting it in water, as it is more than likely going to float up to the surface, or it is going to wash ashore. Disposing it in a out in the middle of nowhere un-used country well would work wonders, especially if it has no ties to you, and it's on someone elses property. These things can be found out at the local public records usually, so you can have your pick. You could always plant the body on anothers property, thus framing them, if you do it perfectly, but that is an entirely different thread. I see someone has experience in this area... I'm always thinking of stuff like this, as I am always needing ideas for my screenplay writings, etc... :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted December 2, 2002 After watching C.S.I. for the last 2 + years, Id say theres probably no way of getting away with killing someone without there being some teeny tiny piece of evidence that would link you to the murder. Do as much of the following in the middle of the night if possible so that the chances of anyone seeing you is minimal. Purchase materials to do the following steps from a variety of different places instead of one single place and use cash, no credit cards. If possible don't go somewhere that you've been before so that they don't know who you are. First of all, take off all of the clothes on the body and take them to a public laundrymat as late as possible when no one else is using it, in a garbage bag, and wash and dry them. If the clothes are too badly stained after washing them, burn them or find some other way to dispose of them. If they aren't, Make sure you put the clean clothes in a clean garbage bag while at least wearing gloves. Then donate the clothes to the Salvation Army in the middle of the night using their drop box if they have one or just leave it in a bag outside the back door. Burn the original bag you used to carry the clothes to the laundry and the gloves or find some other way to dispose of it. Also, any jewelry on the body could be cleaned with jewelry cleaner, handled with gloves afterwards and taken to the salvation army as well, but put them in a seperate bag. Then shave all the hair off the body and take the to a beauty salon where the woman frequented and deposit the hair there in a trash can as discretely as possible. Seperating all the hair from all of the other hair from all the other people would be nearly impossible, and even then the fact that she went to that salon would still be a good out. Make sure to destroy the razor in the fire (more on the fire later) when finished shaving all the hair off. Make sure to wear a contamination suit (hair net, gloves, brand new shirt/pants, and booties/bags around your shoes) so that none of your hair mixes in.. Disposing of the body is the most difficult part and usually is what gets the person caught. First you need a way to dispose of the flesh from the body without losing any of the bones. Animals in general will throw the bones all over the place and you could lose one which could be found. Eating is a bad idea too since it will leave traces in your system for too long. Best plan of action is to take the flesh off the bones yourself (wearing that contamination suit), and then take the flesh and grind it up with some hamburger and other meat feed it to a neighbors dog secretly. You'll want to destroy all the things used to remove/grind the flesh and transport it to the dogs in the house fire (more on that later) if possible or some other way.. Take the bones/teeth, grind them up into a fine powder. Destroy whatever you used to grind them up with in the fire (more on that later). Bag the powder and hold on to it seperately in a sealed bag ( triple bag it or whatever to eliminate any leakage/ripped bags..) somewhere away from the house but not actually in your possession (ie buried in the woods or something). Unfortunately, there will be a ton of evidence left in the house where you kill her and no matter how hard you clean you'll miss something. So unfortunately, the house has to go. Find someway to burn down the house but make it look like a clear cut accident case, ie a stove left on or something like that. Bonus points if you are actually in the house and call 911 "just a little to late" for anything in the house to be saved. If its declared an accident, and you have fire insurance you should be able to recoup all over your losses, so its not that big of a deal. As soon as the arson investigation is over, have all of the remains disposed of as quickly as possible, right down to the foundation itself. Id also rip up the yard within a good distance around the house (claiming landscaping purposes) as you build the new house just incase any evidence somehow made it out of the house. Then a week or so later, poison the dogs so that they die. Generally they don't do autopsies on dogs (unless the owner is a freak or something) and they'll just bury the dog and it will decompose... Then wait until the process of building the new house comes up and then add the powder to a bag of concrete that you buy to for the foundation for the new house. Instead of using the concrete with the bone powder for your house, use it form that concrete blocks and take them to a body of water and throw them in the deepest part to which they'll sink to the bottom. Then all you have to do is destroy the tools you used to mix the concrete with and whatever you used to transport the concrete blocks to the body of water. Its scary how I have this thought all out, but Im sure that theres still some way that you could be caught after doing all this. And I would never personally do any of this, nor have I done any of said things..honest.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Goldust, Kane and HHH seem to be onto something with this necrophilia thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 2, 2002 You should definitely feel her boobs until she starts to stink, then pull out her teeth and toss her to the hogs. Smash the teeth with a hammer and flush 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Just point at the nearest bystander upon getting caught or nod your head in their direction.. thats good enough for the cops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Eat it for power! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Just bury it in an old cemetary. Who'd think to look for a body in a graveyard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Yeah your really overthinking it too much...Simply dispose the car (if any) and put her in trunk (after cleaning apartment) and drive it to Far distance like past 200 miles...bury the body in a Abandoned Warehouse...Take the car back home (obey the law and go the speed limit to avoid being pulled over)...Take car to another junkyard far from the warehouse and your apartment...Hitch a ride home. After that...Hire a house cleaning unit and they'll eliminate any small things ya missed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Yeah, I'm sure my enemies would just love to know how I dispose of bodies. Just who exactly are you working for there cynical profit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Buy an oil drum full of acid, and put the body in there. Any sign of the body should be gone before your GF comes back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted December 2, 2002 it looks like everything has been pretty much covered. However, I can't stress enough that you need to get rid of everything that has her blood on it. I don't presume to make assumptions about your relationship with your roomate, but all other bodily fluids need to be eliminated as well. Also, all the bone stripping/flesh eating ideas sound pretty sound from a technical standpoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted December 2, 2002 first of all, don't kill them in a way that'll make a mess or that requires buying any poisons. If you can't do it with stuff that's already in the house then don't do it until you can. You could put windex or some other kind of strong cleaning fluid in their drink (not sure) or you could do the old fashion choking or neck breaking (use those latex gloves if you've got them). If you live near a beach then that's great. Take her car and rent a boat that would hold it. The fewer people who see you, of course, the better. Drive the car into the ocean or at least a river with the body in the trunk. Another way is to take a cruise that goes out into the ocean (do cruises do that?) and put the body in a bag. Then at night throw the bag into the ocean, but make sure you weigh it down If you live in Nebraska or Kansas or something, then here's what you do. Eat the body if you can. Make sure you put down a LOT of plastic tarp and wear clothes that you can burn. If you absolutely can't bring yourself to eat the body for whatever reason then just strip the flesh from the bone and stick it in a blender on liquify. After the flesh is liquified enough, get a big bin of water and pour the blender full of liquified flesh into it, let it sit for a minute and pour it into your back yard, preferably dig a hole and pour it into that. Repeat until the flesh is gone. Then wash up until your skin burns to make sure there's NO blood on you, but use the same water bin and wash where all the plastic tarp is. If need be put some towels down. Strip naked on the edge of the tarp area (it should include wherever you had the blender) and strip naked, including shoes so you'd better have more than one pair. Roll up all the tarp and everything on the tarp and burn it until there's nothing left. Fill the blender and water bin with peroxide and let it sit over night, then throw them away. Put the bones in the hole you poured the flesh into and fill it. Make sure you do this all at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Make it into a Mantle, and start your own collection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted December 2, 2002 And not on YOUR property. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Put it in a box, mail it to HHH with this note attached: I figured you could bury it better than anyone else could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted December 2, 2002 That could get tracked back to you too easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted December 2, 2002 *shudders* Evil, Sick, Disgusting, Disturbing, Grotesque, Repulsive, and Horrible Horrible people you are...Rock on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted December 2, 2002 Or you could treat the body like it was BROCK....LESNAR..... ...LIKE BROCK.........LESNAR. *slaps self in the head and turns off Thanksgiving SD edition* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites