The Official Smart Marks Awards

[Guest treble charged]

I think it'd be funny if Kinetic just PMed the results to everyone, but everyone pretended that they didn't know.

[Guest goodhelmet]

would that be canadian humor?

[Guest treble charged]

No, it's Canadian humour.

 

Learn the correct spelling, please.

[Guest goodhelmet]

damn canadians, always throuwing that extra u in. umm... well the kids in the hall were humourous... i guuess.

[Guest treble charged]

Glad you think so, gooudhelmet.

[Guest caboose]

Good idea for a thread.

Yet another SmartMarks voting crap thread.

[Guest Incandenza]

Well, since Big, CWM and Alfdogg seemed to have abandoned the award thing they were doing, I see nothing wrong with this.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Plus, this is better than polls anyway.

[Guest godthedog]

i have nothing to hide.

 

POSTER OF THE YEAR AWARD

 

jubuki

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

kidding. um...edwin macphisto.

 

THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD

 

oj hart's thread about getting laid.

 

GIMMICK POSTER OF THE YEAR AWARD

 

i have a soft spot for guy stokes.

 

MOST ANNOYING BOARD TREND

 

the word INTENSE~! coming up every time someone talked about triple h.

 

BEST FEMALE POSTER

 

tritec.

 

MOST OBNOXIOUS TROLL

 

i think his name was zeke, he started the thread about triple h being past his prime & argued for pages and pages about wrestlers' primes being from 27-32 (i think), with his only "proof" being their age.

 

BEST WRITER ON THE SMART MARKS

 

teke.

 

BEST ARTICLE ON THE SMART MARKS

 

tough enough recaps.

[Guest godthedog]

god dammit. double post.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Thread of the Year:

 

NEWSRADIO IS BACK!

Me and Spaceman Spiff have to celebrate!

 

BEST ARTICLE ON THE SMART MARKS

 

Tough Enough Recaps (I mark for Plinko. That whole Price is Right spiel ruled my world)

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I fail to see the point of this conversation as it does *NOT* involve Triple H

[Guest goodhelmet]

just curious, there has been no flaming or insults hurled out so why is this thread in the nhb?

[Guest Kinetic]

I don't know either. All of the other awards threads were in here, so I very absent-mindedly threw this one in here, too. It should be in General Chat, but what's done is done.

[Guest bob_barron]

You all are worthless cunts.

 

There- that better?

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

BEST POSTER WHO IS ALSO A WRITER WHO SPECIALIZES IN MUSIC AND/OR VIDEO GAMES AND ASPPEARED ON THREE DIFFERENT WEBSITE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS AND TOLD SK TO BLOW HIMSELF: Tony Jaymz

 

 

Yeah baby...thats an elite club...theres only 3 of us left in the world ya know?

[Guest godthedog]

I fail to see the point of this conversation as it does *NOT* involve Triple H

MOST ANNOYING BOARD TREND

 

the word INTENSE~! coming up every time someone talked about triple h.

i found a way to fit him in.

[Guest T®ITEC]

You are so INTENSE~!, man.

[Guest DrTom]

just curious, there has been no flaming or insults hurled out so why is this thread in the nhb?

I think I can cover both.

 

::flames Helmet the Beatle-loving cocksucker::

 

There. Now it can stay in NHB.

[Guest goodhelmet]

you're an hour late and 32 cents short, tom. bob barron already called all of us a bunch of worthless cunts... so go suck ray lewis's dick! (football flames rule!)

[Guest DrTom]

My flame was infinitely more stylish than Bob's, though. To keep up the trend, he is a pointy-headed retard who fucks sheep because they're the only animals on the farm he can catch.

 

(This would be easier if I knew which teams you liked, damnit...) Um... you know you want to experience Kobashi's "burning hammer" up close and personal.

[Guest bob_barron]

If it helps Dr. Tom- I'm a Saints and Packers fan.

 

At least I don't support a team led by a murderer.

[Guest goodhelmet]

if you are implying that i would like to see Kobashi wrestle before his final knee operation, you are 100% correct. as for the phallic reference, eh, you could do better!

 

i agree 100% about barron although he's probably violated some swine before.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I fail to see the point of this conversation as it does *NOT* involve Triple H

MOST ANNOYING BOARD TREND

 

the word INTENSE~! coming up every time someone talked about triple h.

i found a way to fit him in.

We've found a purpose!

 

Illusion - Roided up

[Guest godthedog]

You are so INTENSE~!, man.

don't make me take back my vote for you.

[Guest Kinetic]

Voting will remain open until I get power at my house. I'm staying at my uncle's house currently and am in no position to write up the huge, hilarious, larger than life voting results. For the record, the next time someone tells you to be prepard for an ice storm, you listen to them. It can be a terrible burden. And it's cold. So very, very cold.

[Guest Kinetic]

Voting is now closed. Expect a full report on the results either today or tomorrow.

[Guest Kinetic]

The results--and a lot of other ill-advised nonsense--are up on the main page. The winner of Poster of the Year will shock you.

[Guest MrRant]

Yeah... it really "shocked me". Who voted for me? But most importantly who didn't vote for me?

[Guest Kinetic]

Canadian Chick voted for you. No one else, though. TRITEC did originally, but she saw the light and changed her vote to Kinetic.