Do you have an arch nemesis?

[Guest kingkamala]

Only being 15 luckily I haven't came across many arch nemesises in my life but there have been a few.....

 

Larry: In third and fourth grade he used to challenge me to fights after I made some silly weight jokes about him behind his back. I knew I probably shouldn't have fucked with him since he was 200 pounds at the time(in third grade). I ended up fighting him once and I was winning the fight using cheap shots before a teacher broke it up and sent us to the office*shakes fist*

 

DeLuca: Your average sterotypical dumb jock, he always tried to start shit with me, mostly trash talking. Led to a shoving match or two.

 

Joe: Joe was the jocks' whipping boy in junior high, he sucked up to them a lot. Anyway he was just a silly momma's boy who liked Christian music and Ja Rule. I used to try and give him Clotheslines from Hell in the hallways in sixth grade. In seventh grade I ended up making so many gay jokes in French class about him that I got indoor recess*shakes fist*.

 

Anyway these are my(former) arch nemesises, do you have any?

[Guest Kinetic]

Dr. Demento and Sideshow Bob. No, wait...that's Bart Simpson. No, then. Well...Flyboy.

[Guest thetrendsetter]

Metal Maniac.... He's a fuckin douchebag *L*

 

Poor Metal Maniac... So Drunk... CONSTANTLY!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think failure is my arch-nemesis. Unfortunately, he's screwing the head writer and keeps getting booked to go over me.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Rev. Phelps and everybody who calls me Harry Potter...they're all douche bags

[Guest El Satanico]

Batman

[Guest Flyboy]

So, Kinetic AND El Satanico hates me?

 

Damn.. what did *I* do?

[Guest papacita]

Back in the day, I would say my cousin was my arch nemesis...we had a pretty serious feud back when we were like 8 and 9 (way too serious for kids that young).

 

Nowadays, I have no enemies...I'm loved by everyone...even you. Admit it, you know you do.

[Guest kingkamala]

*kisses Papacita on the cheek in a non-Homosexual manner* I love Philly Mutants!

[Guest chirs3]

Julian. Either really persistent or really stupid. Typical conversation:

 

Him: Where my money, bitch?

Me: I dunno. It's your money, you keep track of it.

Him: ... gimme my money, bitch!

Me: I don't have your money.

Him: ...

 

*punches me in the shoulder... hard enough that after about 10 of them, I got a tiny little bruise*

 

Him: Where my money, bitch?

 

Repeat ad infinitum.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Hey man...I'm nowhere near as drunk as I used to be. Now I'm just a stoner.

 

I think my arch-nemesis is Scott, this dickhead of an assisant manager from Wal-Mart. What a dick.

 

Oh, and the dickhead in sports.

 

And the Trendsetter. If not for him, I would be Firepro God. But he holds me down.

[Guest treble charged]

In Grade 10, there was this really fat kid named Pete Feig (pronounced 'Fag' [no, really]), who really had it out for me. Even when my leg was broken and I was on crutches, he would threaten me and steal my crutches from me (or, just the little rubber parts on the bottom, so I couldn't go anywhere). I hated him so very much.

[Guest godthedog]

my arch nemesis is mediocrity. i always lose.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My arch nemesis Ross. We've been in no less than half a dozen fights, and he got the crap kicked out of him every single time. He's half my size, but he's also a thief, a snitch, and a notorious shit talker. I try to pick a fight with him every time I see the guy. He either runs away or gets beat up.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Baby Gerald, you know, the kid with the uni-brow who's always looking at me in a surly fashion........wait, that's not it at all!

 

Seriously, probably some of the customers at work who are always in a bad mood or always try and weasel out of late charges. Stupid fucks.

[Guest Sandman9000]

The person on the other side of the mirror. Ugly motherfucker, he is.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

He's not an arch-nemesis, just some kid I really fucking hate:

 

CHRIS WELCH

If any of my fellow Massholes know who this kid, do me a favor and RUN HIM OVER.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Just a little fuck at school, but he thinks i like him and everyone has cottoned on to the fact he a cocksucking shit faced twat now, i just had the honour of being the first. And Pink. God, I fucking HATE PINK.

[Guest Insanityman]

Yup... my two next door neighbors and a few at school. My neighbors and I are at a prank war and a shoving war... we've all fought each other. Handicap matches for pranks suck. Luckily my friends help me out, heh.

[Guest El Gigante Killa]

I'd have to say my arch nemesis is on this board... but I'm not sure if it counts since I OWN him in every way.

[Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

Some Kid in Year 9 kept on hanging around with me and my friends and we tried to tell him nicley to fuck off, he didnt get the hint. He even got his ass kicked twice by one of our friends So one day, one of my friend tells him "Guiseppe, Fuck off you dumb cunt, no one likes you, you got into 2 fights with Labba and we didnt stop him fuck off." He took that as if I said it, so the netx morning, he still hadn't gotten the hint so I made a joke about his sister. So he gets all pissed and punchs me in the jaw. It was a weak little bitch punch so I kicked his ass. I left that school now, but verytime I see the friend who fought him twice, I always tell him that he should kick his ass again for me.