OAOAST IntenseZone - 12/2/02

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 1:First Impressions Are Everything

 

One Fall

Angle-Plex and Sandman9000 vs. El Dandy and SpiderPoet

 

The aWo porno theme hits as US Champion Angle-Plex and the insane Sandman9000 make their way down to ringside. Fireworks explode as they stroll down the ramp, talking trash and spitting barbs at the ringside fans. Both men hit the ring and climb onto the second ropes, posing as the crowd shows their displeasure.

 

“Hells Bells” hits, and it’s not Trevor Hoffman coming out of the bullpen, it’s El Dandy, jumping his way down the aisle! Dandy slaps hands around the ringside area, before sliding into the ring, while the two aWo members stand at ringside.

 

“Short Stories With Tragic Endings” hits as the “Spectacular” SpiderPoet swings down to the ring. A relative newcomer to the OAOAST, SP has done one thing that may shorten his career more then anything else: piss off the aWo.

 

The bell rings, as it looks to be SP and AP starting this match off. The two men lockup, as the more experienced of the duo, AP, marches SP back into the corner. The official looks for and gets a clean break, but AP with a HARD slap to the face of SP! The crowd boos AP for his cheap gesture, as AP walks backwards to the middle of the ring, taunting SP the whole time.

 

The two lock up again in the center of the ring, as AP takes the advantage with a wrist lock, then a side headlock. SP back AP to the ropes and shoots him off, then drops down as AP rebounds and jumps over SP. AP off the ropes, and ducks a leapfrog from SP. AP rebounds once more, and blocks a hip-toss attempt from SP. AP pivots and goes for a hip-toss of his own, but SP counters by landing on his feet! SP goes to run the ropes, but AP follows and catches SP with a knee to the stomach as his bounces off the ropes, flipping SP over onto the mat. AP with a snap marer, and pulls SP up to his feet.

 

AP brings SP to the aWo corner, and tags in Sandman. Sandman quickly in the ring, shoves SP into the corner, and starts stomping away. SP is seated in the corner, and Sandman takes the opportunity to unleash the newest move in his arsenal, the boot scrapes! Sandman starts grinding the sole of his boot into the side of SP’s face, looking to take the skin right off! Sandman just starts scraping and kicking away at SP’s face, ignoring the official’s orders to back off and let SP up. Sandman finally stops the onslaught, only to run the ropes and unleash a running boot scrape, looking to kick in SP’s cheek! Sandman grins evily as SP checks for his teeth.

 

Sandman tags in AP, and both men whip SP into the ropes, catching him with a double flapjack, splattering the spider on the mat! AP drops an elbow on the back of SP’s head and covers, 1…2…SP kicks out. AP picks SP up and shoves him into the corner, before delivering some hard chops. AP whips SP across the ring into the opposite corner, where SP hits hard and falls to the mat. AP casually strolls over and picks SP up by the hair, before whipping him across the ring, back into the opposite corner. SP stays standing this time. AP once again takes his time going across the ring, where he looks to whip SP into the opposite corner again, but SP reverses and AP crashes into the corner, and bounces off into an SP spinning heel kick! SP dives and tags in El Dandy, to a chorus of cheers that are quickly cut short by an AP drop-toe hold!

 

AP snatches a side headlock as Dandy goes to his feet, and brings Dandy to the aWo corner where AP tags in Sandman. Sandman enters the ring and kicks Dandy in the stomach, before pounding away with right hands. Sandman shoots Dandy off the ropes and ducks his head, as Dandy rebounds and backflips over Sandman’s back! Sandman is confused, as Dandy gets in some right hands! Dandy runs the ropes and looks for a lariat, but Sandman ducks, kicks Dandy in the stomach as he turns around, hooks the poor bastard up, and drops him on his head with the Edgecrusher! Sandman takes his time mocking Dandy and the crowd before covering, 1…2…Dandy kicks out.

 

Sandman picks Dandy up and throws him back into the aWo corner, where AP is once again tagged in. AP flips off SP, causing SP to enter the ring and be cut off by the official, allowing the aWo to double-team Dandy in the corner! Sandman chokes Dandy from the ring apron, while AP takes cheap shots to the stomach. Once the official has his attention returned to the match, AP brings Dandy out of the corner and shoots him off the ropes, catching him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex as Dandy rebounds!

 

Dandy is writhing on the ground in pain, as AP tags in Sandman. Sandman climbs to the top rope, standing on the top flipping the crowd off, before jumping off and missing a somersault senton! Dandy crawls back to the corner, but AP jumps into the ring and knocks SP off the apron before Dandy can tag him back in! While the official returns AP to his corner, Sandman is up and dropkicks the on all fours Dandy on the head!

 

Dandy is down on the mat, allowing Sandman to lay the boots in. Sandman tags in AP, as both men shoot Dandy off the ropes. They go again for the double-flapjack, but Dandy counters with a double DDT, spiking both aWo members on their heads! All three men are down, as the crowd and SP scream for Dandy to make a tag! Dandy slowly crawls to the corner, and despite AP lunging for his ankle, makes the tag to SP!

 

SP into the ring on fire, and clotheslines down AP! Clothesline to Sandman! Clothesline to AP! Sandman ducks SP’s clothesline, SP ducks Sandman’s clothesline, and SP drills Sandman with a superkick! Dandy is back on his feet, and clotheslines AP out of the ring! SP climbs up to the top rope, plays to the crowd, but Sandman is up onto his feet too fast, and knocks SP’s leg out from underneath him, crotching him on the top rope!

 

On the outside, AP slams Dandy’s head off the announcer’s table. Sandman, with SP seated backwards on the top rope, hooks him up for the Messiah Bomb from there, pulls him out of the corner, and nails it! Sandman covers, 1…2…SP kicks out! Sandman frustrated, yells out to AP to look under the ring. AP whips Dandy hard into the guardrail, and starts digging around, only to pull out four lightbulbs taped together and covered in thumbtacks! AP slides the bundle into Sandman, who props it against the ropes. Sandman turns around and barely ducks a SP clothesline in time, and as SP turns around, drills him with a Yakuza Kick and covers, 1…2…SP kicks out!

 

AP chokes Dandy with a television cable, as Sandman picks SP up and bring him back against the ropes. Sandman signals that he is going whip SP through the thumbtack covered lightbulbs, and shoots SP off the ropes. SP stops, but Sandman charges from behind, looking to shove SP into the weapon. SP instead leaps to the top rope and backflips off, as Sandman barely stops from smashing into his own weapon. SP with a rear waist lock, Sandman with a standing switch, and rolls up SP, 1…2…SP pushes off with his powerful legs, driving Sandman head-first THROUGH THE THUMBTACK COVERED LIGHTBULBS! Sandman is slumped against the corner as SP charges and drills Sandman with a 619, knocking the bloody bully back to the ring! SP climbs to the top, looking again for the SpidahSault, but AP crotches SP again!

 

AP climbs up the top rope rope, looking to somehow superbomb SP back into the ring, but Dandy breaks that plan up by hitting SP over the back with a chair! SP un-crotches himself as Dandy slides into the ring. Both men stand on the second rope, hook up AP, and take him off the top with a double-superplex! AP is down and in pain, as both men cover, 1…2…Both men jump off of AP as Sandman throws a hunk of the broken thumbtack covered lightbulb bundle at them, but smashes it across AP’s stomach instead! As AP clutches his stomach in pain, Dandy hooks up Sandman and drills him with an EL DANDYATOR, while SP goes up top for the third time and finally gets the SpidahSault onto AP and coveres, 1…2….3!

 

Winners: El Dandy and SpiderPoet in 6:23

Via: Pinfall, SP SpidahSault onto AP, SP cover AP.

 

 

*Mean Gene Okerlund is backstage with Alfdogg, while TK is seen in the background getting himself mentally prepared.*

 

MG: Later tonight, you and TK have a chance to earn a shot at the tag team titles as you take on BPP & Zack. Your thoughts?

 

Alf: Mean Gene...Popick and Zack are probably thinking to themselves right now, "We need to take Alf out the match...then we can have our way with 'the jobber.'" WRONG! You see, if you lock us in a steel cage...if you treat us like criminals, then we will commit a criminal act. It's not gonna be J-walking, it's not gonna be shoplifting...it's gonna be aggravated assault on YOU, Popick, and on YOU, Zack. Popick, your problems with Tony are gonna pale in comparison to your problems with the Deadly Alliance tonight, cause me and TK here are in the Mood to Maim. And Zack, the indestructibility of the In-Crowd wenyt out the door the moment Evenflow was taken out in that ambulance. You wanna treat us like a common criminal, criminal is what we'll be. You wanna give us a license to steal, then steal we will do...and Alison, you stick your nose in there, I'll make a REAL woman, out of you.

 

MG: Strong words, but will they be the strong men tonight? Only time will tell. Back out to you guys.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 2:Hail To The Cheat

 

The arena goes totally black. One letter at a time, a red "a", a white "W", and a blue "o" appear on the ramp. The aWo porno starts, then stops. After a few seconds, Dream On starts and the pyro shoots off. Anglesault struts out, carrying his OAOAST world championship as the fans begin to boo heartily. AS grabs his mic.

 

Anglesault: Now, if that's not some Sweet Emotion, I don't know what the fuck is!

 

*AS Laughs as the crowd begins to boo harder.*

 

Anglesault: No, really, I'm in a DAMN good mood tonight. I'm The leader of the aWo, and I'm the OAOAST champion. In fact, I'd say that the real Anglesault is BACK.....BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!

 

*More laughing, more booing.*

 

Anglesault: But seriously, I have to set my boundaries. I have to show everyone that I'm boss, and there's no touching me. In fact, you might say that I have to DRAW THE LINE!

 

* A "What's the Point?" chants starts.*

 

Anglesault: You want a point? I need a reason to come out here? Am I ANNOYING you? Well, guess what? This is me. This is me not caring what the fuck any of you assholes think, and this is me rubbing it in all your faces!

 

*Dream On hits again, but instead of AS leaving, clips of the six man match from the PPV are shown over it.*

 

"WELL SING WITH ME"

*On the screen, AS is punching Tony, then punches BPP whose standing on the apron.*

 

"SING FOR THE YEAR"

*AS sends Zack outside with a right hand*

 

"SING FOR THE LAUGHTER"

*AS suplexes Zack*

 

"AN' SING FOR THE TEAR"

*AS breaks up a pin.*

 

"SING IT WITH ME IF IT'S JUST FOR TODAY"

*AS comes in and hits the SODIUM DRIVER on CWM!*

 

"MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAY

hey yeah-yeah-ah"

*AS reverses an irish-whip by Tony and nails him with A GRAIN OF SALT!*

 

"MM DREAM ON"

*AS in the first motions of the final SaltSault*

 

"DREAM ON"

*AS farther into the move*

 

"DREAM ON"

*Approaching Landing*

 

"DREAM YOURSELF A DREAM COME TRUE"

*Nailing the move and getting the win. The screen fades to a promo shot of AS with the belt and the music stops. AS picks up the mic again.

 

Anglesault: Yes, you people you all dream. Dream all you want. But to everyone gunning for me, those dreams simply will NOT come true.

 

*Dream On hits and AS leaves for real.*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 3:Trying To Catch The Title Wave

 

"Hate Me Now" by Nas starts and Reject comes out to massive boos from the crowd. Reject pays little attention, as it is clear that his mind is fixed on gaining some gold.

 

The house lights cut out as "I used to think that the day would never come" from "True Faith" plays and blends into "If I Was Santa Claus." A single spotlight from behind lights The Golem, the OAOAST X-Division Champion, as he marches, stoically and silently, head down in silent prayer, to the ring.

 

The Golem enters the ring and hand the belt to the assistant outside, only to turn right into a stiff spin kick from Reject. Reject follows that up with another kick to the side of the face, stunning Golem farther. One more, and the champion is almost down, so Reject follows that up by running to the turnbuckle, vaulting off, and nailing Golem in the face with a springboard spin kick, taking Golem down to the mat. 1, 2, but Golem kicks out.

 

Reject picks Golem up again, and whips him into the turnbuckles. He charges with a shoulder block in the corner, and follow that up with two more. He signals something big coming, and backs up half way across the ring. He charges, leaps, and NAILS a twisting Hurricanranna on Golem, ripping him out of the turnbuckles. Reject covers, but only gets two.

 

Reject goes to pick the champ up one last time, but Golem nails a low blow. He follow that up with a tilt a whirl back breaker and big leg drop. Cocky Pin, 1, 2, but Reject kicks out. Reject gets up, but is immediately snap suplexed, and Golem starts stomping away. He flips him over, puts a knee in the lower back, and pulls on the chin, further irritating the back. He picks the challenger up, and hits a backbreaker. He holds on, and hits another one. Another. After the fourth straight backbreaker, Golem goes for the pin. 1, 2, but the challenger kicks out again.

 

Golem picks Reject up and throws him out of the ring. He follows him out, and continues working over the back with knees and kicks. He picks him up and rams Reject's spine into the post. Reject stumbles back in Golem, and the Champ nails a Russian Leg Sweep into the barrier. He goes for hit again, but Reject slips out and Golem smashes his head into the barrier and flips over it. Reject slowly climbs into the ring, and up to the to rope. He jumps off, and CRUSHES Golem with a leg drop on the barrier. Both men are down, and the referee finally starts his count. 1, 2, 3, Both guys start to stir. 4, 5, Reject is in the ring, 6, 7, 8 Golem finally makes it back in.

 

Reject floors Golem with another spin kick, runs to the ropes and hits the Rolling Thunder. He pops back up, and runs to the corner, and hits the split legged moonsault. He gets up again, this time slower, as the punishment on his back is showing. He jumps to the top rope, and NAILS the Five Star Frog Splash. He lays over Golem, and places his feet on the second rope for the pin. 1, 2, But the ref sees the feet and knocks him off. Reject is pissed, and he lets the ref know it. He picks Golem up and whips him into the ropes, and back body drops him right into the ref, who is knocked out. Reject sees his opportunity, and rushes out to get a chair. he comes back in, and waylays Golem, who was just getting up. Golem falls into the corner, and Reject charges and hits a chair assisted baseball slide. He climbs the far corner of the ring, signaling the PITCH BLACK! He Poses for a second, and leaps with the chair at Golem. But at the last second, Golem sticks his legs out, and nails a variation of a drop toe hold, smashing Rejects base into the chair and the turnbuckle, and totally flipping him over, Flair Flip style, leaving him stuck in a weird Tree of Woe. Golem seizes the opportunity, and nails a NO SHELTER off the top rope on to the chair. He throws the chair out just as the ref wakes up, and covers. 1, 2, 3!

 

Winner: Golem

 

Golem stumbles out with his belt in tact, as Reject lies in the ring not moving.

 

 

::Camera cuts backstage, where BPP is getting of him limo, very late for this OaOasT broadcast. He stands in the open door and motions for a interviewer to come over. Michael Cole is brought in after a minute, and hands the OaOasT Commissioner a microphone::

 

BPP

"Thanks Cole. I really don't have much to say about what's going on right now. I just have one major announcement to make about Battered, Bloody, and Beaten. You can take a guess as to who it is directed at..."

 

COLE

"It's got to be Tony the Body, the man you face in a Last Man Standing match in just a few short weeks."

 

BPP

"We should call you Captain Obvious there Brainiac. Yes, it deals with Tony. You see, Tony... you act like you're popular with the fans, yet when we have faced off in the past, I am the one that the fans cheer. Somethings not right, you're deluding yourself. I don't think you're in a very healthy state of mind Tony.

 

COLE

"Are you questioning Tony's judgement over the past few months?"

 

BPP

"Yes, yes I am. That is why I am late arriving in the arena. I was taking care of business at OaOasT Headquarters. I met with the board. We now have an additional stipulation for our match Tony. And I made it very, very clear.

 

COLE

"Fans, Big Poppa Popick is upping the stakes for BBB!"

 

BPP

"You can't up them any higher than this Cole. This is the Main Event for BBB. Because the Last Man Standing match is now has a time-limit of 60 minutes.

 

COLE

"Oh my!"

 

BPP

"And that's not all folks. ::Cracks a smile:: I made sure this was very specific. Whoever doesn't answer the ten-count becomes the subordinate of the other.

 

COLE

"In English please, Angle-Plex and Superstar probably don't understand such big words."

 

BPP

"Yeah, the only understand Ban and Razor...haha. Cole, what that means is that after BBB, only 1 man will be in charge of booking the OaOasT. And that man...will be me. Cole, no one has known who I really am. It was written, "for he has a name written on him that no one knows but himself." Tony, after Battered, Bloody, and Beaten, you'll know exactly who Paul was talking about. Because you sir, will be the beast of burned left

 

Battered...

Bloody...

and Beaten!

 

::BPP re-enters the limo and closes the door, the limo speeding away as this promo is obviously over.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 4:Shining Stars

 

The Superstar & Naz Mistry vs. Anglesault & CWM

 

“Chop Suey” echoes through the arena as…who’s that jumpin’ out the sky? N-a-z Mistry~! Entering the OAOAST Arena to a chorus of boos.

 

“Downfall” hits and the crowd jumps to their feet in, surprisingly, a mixed reaction for The Superstar.

 

“a…W…o” the PORNO~! Begins and the crowd roars its disapproval for the reigning OAOAST Champion, Anglesault, and CobainWasMurdered. They strut to the ring and taunt their opponents, before the ref calls for the bell.

 

The Superstar and CWM start, with a collar-elbow tieup, which Superstar gets the better of. However, CWM gets a rake of the eyes and takes over, with rapid right hands. Superstar reverses an Irish whip, but gets taken down by a CWM shoulder block. CWM runs the ropes but takes a Superstar drop toehold and a senton splash to the back for a one count. Superstar with a cross corner whip, but CWM blocks a charge with an elbow and clotheslines Superstar down, before taunting him. Superstar takes this opportunity to catch CWM off guard with a belly-to-back suplex! Superstar tags in Naz, who leaps into the ring, springboarding off the ropes with a dropkick to CWM, who quickly tags in the Champion!

 

Sault runs into the ring and attempts a clothesline, which Naz ducks and attempts a spinning heel kick to the back of Sault’s head, which HE avoids, and gives Naz a SPINE ON THE PINE~! AS picks Naz up and puts him in the waistlock, for a German Suplex. However, Naz flips over, and leaps on Sault’s shoulders for a victory roll! Cover: 1..2…NO. Sault gives Naz a HARD lariat before tagging in CWM again. CWM drops a knee across the fallen Naz’s throat, before picking him up and executing a Tiger Suplex! Cover: 1…2..No. A CWM cross corner whip is reversed, and Naz runs at CWM and gets an RVD-like Monkey Flip out of the corner. He follows this up with a spinning legdrop, and a lateral press, which gets a two count. Naz walks over to tag Superstar, but CWM grabs his leg, preventing the tag! However, as CWM is getting up, Naz attempts an enziguri, but fails, and CWM locks in the Insecticide Lock~!

 

However, Superstar is quickly in the ring and breaks up the hold. While the ref is sending Superstar back to his corner however, Sault and CWM quickly begin the double team on the luchadore, stomping and choking him. Anglesault is tagged in, and sets up Naz for the Sweet Emotion, which hits. Sault floats over into a cover: 1…2..NO. Sault Irish whips Naz into the ropes, kicks him hard in the midsection, and attempts a DDT. However, Naz reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge! 1…2…NO. Anglesault quickly attempts the Last Child, but Naz pushes off Sault’s chest into a backflip, and hits a leg lariat! AS scrambles, and tags in CWM as Naz crawls for Superstar. He is cut off again, this time by an elbow to the back of his head. CWM picks up Naz, Death Valley Driver! Instead of going for a cover, however, CWM gets the crowd-controlling chinlock. The crowd gets behind Naz, as he slowly fights out, elbows CWM in the gut, whips him into the ropes, but both men have the same idea, taking each other down with a double clothesline!

 

The ref begins the ten count as both men crawl to their corners. At 5, CWM tags in ANGLESAULT, and at 7, Naz makes the HOT TAG TO SUPERSTAR~! Superstar is a house of fire, sending CWM and the champion to the mat with clotheslines and right hands. He whips the legal man, Anglesault, into the ropes, and gives him the Ghetto Blaster~! CWM charges towards Superstar but gets a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS~! for his troubles. With SS and Naz both in the ring, they set AS up, and hit a Double Suplex! CWM is back in the ring, holding his testicular region…and a TIRE IRON WITH CUSTOM GRIP. However, Superstar ducks a shot and CWM HITS ANGLESAULT! Naz clotheslines CWM over the top, taking himself along with him. Meanwhile, Superstar sees his opportunity, and climbs to the top rope…SUPERSPLASH~! Cover: 1…2….CWM PULLS THE REF OUT OF THE RING!!

 

Superstar tries to revive the referee, but AS had time to recover and Superstar walks into a SALT SHAKER! Cover, as the groggy ref comes back to life: 1…2…NO! Superstar kicked out! Frustrated, Sault heads to the top rope for the SALTSAULT! However, Naz Mistry is back, and jumps up top WITH Anglesault…MURDERDEATHKILL POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE~! Naz gets pulled out of the ring again by CWM, as Superstar rolls into a cover: 1…2…CWM COMES OFF THE TOP WITH THE CORKSCREW TEEN SPIRIT LEGDROP~!!!!!!! CWM puts Anglesault on top of Superstar: 1…2…3!!! The aWo win it!

 

Winners: aWo in 9:44 via a Corkscrew Teen Spirit Legdrop to Superstar

 

However, it doesn’t look like AS and Superstar are done, as the continue brawling! Superstar spears Anglesault, through the ropes to the floor! Superstar gives AS a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS, and puts him on the announce table! It looks like he’s going for the STAR POWER~! But wait! AGNES appears out of NO WHERE with a aWo Sledge shot to the back of Superstar! As Superstar crumples in pain, Sault sets him up, and with the help of Agnes, hits a POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! SUPERSTAR IS OUT COLD! The aWo celebrate as EMTs come to check up on The Superstar.

 

 

*Backstage, Zack Malibu is lacing up his boots, when there is a knock at the door.*

 

ZM:"C'mon in, Mikey."

 

Michael Cole enters.

 

MC:"How did you know it was me?"

 

ZM:"Because you ALWAYS come here to get my thoughts on the recent happenings. What is it now? The BPP/Tony saga, what the Ass Wipe Order just did to Superstar, what?"

 

MC:"Actually I was going to talk to you about the tag match tonight. It seems BPP sped off to..."

 

ZM:"Aw man Cole, listen he just went to grab a bite to eat. The catering is piss poor here, I'd rather eat leftovers from a college lunch hall. Anyhow, you want my thoughts on this tag match?"

 

MC:"Yeah, sure..."

 

ZM:"Tough. Tonight, I'm doing my talking in the ring."

 

Zack heads out of the room, leaving Cole befuddled.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 5:Actions Speak Louder Than Words

 

When we return from the break, the aWo is in their locker room, celebrating their tag team win. As Agnes is pouring milk over his head (not the first time he's been doused with white fluid), the locker room door breaks down, and in walks a seething Superstar. He immediately stands face to face with Anglesault.

 

AS: Hey, look who it is! So Supershit, you ready for another beating, aWo style?

 

SS: No. I'm here to tell you that I'm sick of this aWo BULLSHIT! Week in and week out, you monopolize the OAOAST. And to tell the truth, I'm sick to my fucking stomach! I thought I was actually on to something at Doomsday. I survived the entire Deathcore Tournament. That was, until you realized you were a washed up has-been and needed to look reinvented with your buddies. Let me tell you something, Anglesault, you are NOTHING without the aWo. And your little monopoly over the OAOAST? Well, I'm going to put a stop to it.

 

AS: So what the hell are you trying to say?

 

SS: What I'm trying to say, is I want YOUR ASS in a match for the OAOAST Championship at Battered, Bloody, and Beaten.

 

AS: (laughing) Ooooh, you have GOT to be kidding me! This coming from a kid who hasn't won a match since October! You can't be serious!

 

Suddenly, Superstar reels back and SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF ANGLESAULT'S MOUTH.

 

SS: Dead serious.

 

Anglesault tenses up, and stares down Superstar.

 

AS: You're on.

 

After the two have a staredown, Superstar taps the belt on Anglesault's shoulder and storms out of the aWo locker room.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Segment 6:Collision Course

 

Cage match: Alfdogg & Thunderkid vs Big Poppa Popick & Zack Malibu

OAOAST Tag Team title shot on the line. Match can be won by pinfall or both men escaping the cage

 

Special referee: Tony "The Body"

 

*"Kick Some Ass" hits as Alf and TK make their way out. They each get on one top corner of the cage and flash the DA hand signal.*

 

*"Aww Naw" hits and BPP makes his way down.*

 

*"Die Another Day" hits and Zack strolls down the aisle.*

 

*BELL RINGS*

 

All four men slug it out, with BPP & Zack gaining the early advantage! BPP sends K into one side of the cage! Zack sends Alf into the other! They pick their men up and hammer away at them in opposite corners, then whip them into each other. Alf & TK DOSIE-DO~! and go the other way! TK with a rana to Zack! Alf gives BPP a belly-to-belly into the cage!! BPP narrowly misses landing on his head. BPP is still upside down on his shoulders, when TK SPEARS~! him into the cage! They turn their attention to Zack, as Alf lifts him up on his shoulders...TK with a SPRINGBOARD RANA! TK goes to the ropes, and Alf backdrops him on top of Zack. Cover: 1..2..Zack kicks out. BPP is up, and gets a German suplec, 1..2..no! Alf is able to get out of it. BPP beefs briefly with Tony about the count, but stays on the assault. Snap suplex! Zack takes over on Alf, getting a russian legsweep! TK comes at Zack with a big clothesline, but Zack ducks, and picks him up in the atomic drop position. Alf is making his way up, and Zack sets TK on his shoulder and spins him around, resulting in TK delivering a rana to his own partner! Alf is bleeding as a result of running into the cage at the end of the move! Zack nails the TRENDSETTER~! on TK! 1..2..no! TK is able to kick out! At this point, THE SUPERSTAR makes his way to the ring! He slides a chair through a small space between the ring apron and the cage to Alf!

 

JR

SS just handed Alf a chair! What the fuck is going on here?

 

BPP has TK set up...and hits the DELIVERANCE~! 1..2..NO! Alf uses the chair to break up the count! He tosses the chair to Zack, and superkicks it into his face! Zack is bleeding! TK finally recovers, and makes a cover..1..2..no! Zack gets the shoulder up! TK continues the assault...T-Bone! Falcon Arrow! 1..2..no! Zack is still able to get out! TK argues the point with Tony, then shoves him! A return shove sends TK to the mat! He qucikly gets back up and yells at Tony, allowing BPP to hit the SYNCHOCRITY BOMB~! 1..2..NO! Alf breaks! Alf gets hit with SCHOOL's OUT~! 1..2..NO! Alf's foot is on the rope! BPP & Zack grab TKand rub his face on the cage for a while, cutting him as well, and deliver a DOUBLE FALLEN ANGEL~! Zack covers..1..2..NO! Alf uses the chair to break! BPP gets in Tony's face once again about the count as TK slowly gets up and stars to ascend the cage. Alf delivers a DVD to Zack, then goes to the rope hoping to clothesline Popick from behind, but Popick senses it and ducks, and Alf clotheslines Tony! Tony quickly recovers, as Alf delivers a Dragon Suplex to BPP, sending him slumped down into the corner. He goes for the BURNING HAMMER on Zack, but Zack rolls over and sends him to the ropes, then lays on the mat. Alf jumps over him, right into an OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE from Tony! Three main eventers are out of it in the ring, as the odd man, TK, is making his way over the cage...then he spots BPP slumped down in the corner. The crowd smells what he's cookin' and begin to buzz, as he asks SS to toss him another chair! TK grabs the chair, and gets his balance atop the cage. He looks up, bloodied, and gives the DA hand signal to the crowd, then delivers the VAN-TERMINATOR FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE~! All four men are now bloodied and out on the mat as the roof is about to blow off the place! Alf slowly crawls over and makes the cover..1..2..but Zack finds the strength inside him to push Alf off! Alf is quickly able to recover, however, and gets the BURNING HAMMER~! He opts not to go for the cover, instead putting Zack on his shoulders as TK goes to the top and goes for the SUPER THUNDERBOLT DDT...NO! Zack reverses to the POP DROP~! in mid-fall! 1..2..Alf breaks with the chair again! BPP grabs the second chair, and smashes chair #1 into Alf's face! He sets Alf on top, for a SUPER TIGER DRIVER~!, but as he picks Alf up, Alf is able to reverse into a rana! Alf ascends the cage, and the crowd buzzes once again, and Alf delivers, with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO ZACK! Suddenly, the lights go out...and alternaiting red and blue spotlights shine on each corner of the cage! The aWo lowers from the rafters onto each corner! Unfortunately for Agnes, he comes down too fast, and RACKS himself on the cage! The camera pans down to reveal that BPP escaped the cage as the aWo were arriving! Sandman is on one corner, holding the bowling ball he used on HeldDOWN, which is now wrapped in barbed wire! He comes off the top of the cage and nails Alf! CWM gives SS a POLLY CUTTER~! on the floor! AS gives Tony a Salt Shaker! Agnes pulls TK's leg through the opening of the cageand apron. then grabs a chair and nails it! TK is in trememdous pain! AS then leaves the ring, and he and CWM double up on BPP! Amidst all the commotion, Zack finally wakes up, and the first thing he sees is Alf out of it on the mat. He drapes an arm over, as Tony recovers..1..2..3~!!!!!

 

Winners: Big Poppa Popick & Zack Malibu

 

SM returns, and gives Tony a PSYCHO DRIVAH~! He then nails Zack with the bowling ball! Agnes gives BPP the Angle-Plex onto the steel steps! "aWo PORNO" hits as the aWo ascend the cage and give the hand sign on all four corners of the cage!

 

*fade out*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Mad props to everyone who helped out this week:Superstar, Anglesault, Alfdogg, Sandman and BPP.