Ashes To Ashes Border Run Return

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

I'm a little late on this due to the delicious baby I had for Thanksgiving. Anywho, here is the loot.

 

For Ced, the most awesomest mariachi band, "Muchacho Lombardo-o Puente" capable of covering ANY song, and a frickin huge (That's the actual size, FH) sombrero.

 

For Ash, an elite ninja squad of Mexican midget luchadores, the SWF Spring Break title (It's really just a replica WCW Cruiserweight title) and a case of cheap-ass tequila, 30 cases of "el pie" flavored tortilla chips, 30 cases of salsa, and a very large sombrero.

 

For Orochi, one monkey, and what the hey, the carcass of a crack baby I had a few Thanksgivings ago.

 

To TBS, 1 (uno) Mexican flag carried by 7 (siete) Mexican midgets, the skull of 1 (uno) Poncho Villa, and 10,000 (diez mil) chickens

 

For Zenon, the Zequel, a dimebag (Of chiclets), 2 pounds of pure opium, a half-dozen blotter sheets (A mix of parchment and papyrus), a fifth of rum, the same of tequila, a quart of rye, a pint of raw ether, and several million various pills with which to pop, all stuffed in a sombrero. You owe Stubby $64534544564543545634313046457954543546.23 (He owns the Mexican drug cartel)

 

GONZALES LOVES CRACK BABIES AS WELL AS OTHER BABIES TO EAT OR CUDDLE WITH, DEPENDING ON HIS CURRENT MOOD!!!!!!!!!

 

NOW TESTIFY!!!!!!

[Guest Ace309]

You didn't remember my stuff?

 

I DID write Orochi's win...

 

Can you send Gonzalez back for it?

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

AAAGH!!!! All these people with their co-writes and writing other people's matches that win...

 

For Tom, 50 crates of tequila, pulled by a super-strong midget luchadore, and a comely lass of virtue true (Actually, she's one of Galatea's whores that O.Ded on paint fumes, and has minimal brain function)

 

For Makomber Francis, 7 wide-brimmed sombreros and a herd (Or is it pack? Flock? Pack? Murder? Mob? School? Whatever...) of Colombian llamas.

 

GONZALES CUDDLES AN ORPHAN, THEN EATS IT!!!!

 

Feh...testify, or something...I don't care...

[Guest realitycheck]

(Y) @ the drugs, GOdrea. Erm, not that I'm going to use them or anything. I'm sharing with Silent and Crowe. Really. I just wanted the hat.

 

And Stubby runs the Mexican Drug Cartel? Well, fuck. Erm... all I've got a piece of pocket lint and a nickle, Stubster.

 

-Z

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*Gets his mariachi band to play Magnum TOKYO's entrance theme*

 

Swaaaaaaaank...

 

*Gets funky like a monkey on this mothership....if you will*

[Guest Kibagami]

Goddamn it, I was retired when the show STARTED. Technically, I should get my requests.

 

Damn you, GOdrea.

 

S.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

GOdrea, don't forget Sigil. He co-wrote with me!

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Darn...forgot to ask for anything again.

 

But then again, as Godrea pointed out, I own Mexico anyways.

 

Mothernature says..."