Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Wonderful "review" from Scotsman. Nevermind the fact that he basically went over the entire book for us and condensed it into a column. Next stop, The New York Times! Yeah, maybe I'll buy something so you can send me the book you just TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT. This is about as weak as the time I forced you to ask people what time it was at the bar, only to have you cut them off and scream, "NO! IT'S VADER TIME!" but coming outta you it sounded more like "AYE, ICH BIN FOOKIN COONT!". You Irish git. Love, -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Uh, yeah...so it's a recap. Well you called it a review in your news update. So...you suck. Macbeth is a better webmaster than you! -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Judas14 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Wonderful "review" from Scotsman. Nevermind the fact that he basically went over the entire book for us and condensed it into a column. Next stop, The New York Times! Yeah, maybe I'll buy something so you can send me the book you just TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT. This is about as weak as the time I forced you to ask people what time it was at the bar, only to have you cut them off and scream, "NO! IT'S VADER TIME!" but coming outta you it sounded more like "AYE, ICH BIN FOOKIN COONT!". You Irish git. Love, -S8- To quote a wise old man named Abe Simpson: "Bitch, bitch, bitch..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scotsman Report post Posted March 6, 2002 What the hell are you talking about? Seriously Eitan, it says "recap" in the news update and on the friggin title of the column. Were you dreaming that you "finally" were able to take a shot at me and point out a mistake? Until you can make anywhere near as much money as me, I refuse to talk to you....you Jay Bower wannabee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Ouch, the Bower comment cuts like a knife. Anyhow, you live in squalor. Pee pee poo poo! -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Young Eitan Shapiro is bitter because he has poor writing skills and didn't make the cut for theSmarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Yes, precisely. Scott Keith never gave me an open invite, only to get angry when I ventured off to another site that had a little less "here's what I did with my girlfriend today" babble. Never happened. CUZ YOU GOTS TO HAVE MAD SKILLS TO BE A SMARK! Eat it, Crow. -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Don Becker Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Young Eitan Shapiro is bitter because he has poor writing skills and didn't make the cut for theSmarks. Nah - Eitan's just bitter because he's #2 even among ex-Smarks named Shapiro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Eitan, I have been reading the Smarks/RS for 3 years and I have no idea who you are. Just thought that would be a helpful bit of info. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EI Cubano Report post Posted March 7, 2002 ...And "CUZ YOU GOTS TO HAVE MAD SKILLS " to be a recapper as well. At least if that whole Online Onslaught thing doesn't work out you have a glorious career ahead of you as being the guy who watches late night infomercials and transcribes them into closed-caption format. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Denny Burkholder Report post Posted March 7, 2002 All right; everyone back to your corners. Don't make me use my net-shooting pop gun again. Denny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Eitan, I have been reading the Smarks/RS for 3 years and I have no idea who you are. Just thought that would be a helpful bit of info Well, when CRZ left Wrestleline, Scott took Raw and KJP took SmackDown. Then KJP was inexplicably let go and replaced with a jimoke named Eitan Shapiro, who wrote a whole lot like CRZ. And then Wrestleline closed. Then, Scotsman decided to rip on Eitan in his columns, well, because he wasn't very good. He coined Sayeitan. AND THEN, Eitan got a tryout with TheSmarks. He had the longevity of Beaver Cleavage, if you wants to put it that way. And now he is bitter, wallowing in his own mediocrity. There you go. And he told me to eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 That put's it all in perspective, thanks. I never bothered much with WrestleLine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Alright, I'm gonna end this right now because I've got Don Becker coming at me for some reason and I'm being blamed for Wrestleline's demise. 1) Scott gave me an open invite. I never tried out/failed/or what have you. Something along the way pissed Scott off, and the only thing I can possibly think of is that he assumed I was OO-only. I have no problems with Scott. Not sure how he takes to my ribbing, but if it's a problem, he should consult Scots, who knows how to take it. 2) Scotsman did not "coin" sayeitan. I posted as sayeitan on xwrestling and one of my "things" was constantly starting shit with Graeme. Some readers dug it, some didn't. It was an inside joke. That's all I was doing/attempting to do here. 3) I used to live in Scotsman's town. We broke bread together. To me, that gives me some right to start shit if I'd like to. If I stepped on anyone's toes in the process (Crow, Becker, etc.) I sincerely apologize. I forgot we have to be intensely serious on these sites. Hackmaster, people, HELLO. 4) Jay Bower - I like you. As a human being. As a writer, you bore me to tears. I'd suggest a "co-worker" of yours feels the same way. If you think you're better than me, go to it. But remember: I have more money than you. (That's for you, Graeme). Apologies 100x over to Don Becker. Last thing I need is someone else hating on say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Oh, repose, Young Eitan. I didn't say you're the reason that Wrestleline closed, just that you came to the wrong place at the wrong time. You read into things too much, silly billy! And as for Jay Bower being boring, I personally enjoy the "slice of life" colums. But it's all a matter of opinion. In your opinion, Jay's writing sucks. In my opinion, your writing eats shit and dies. Are you per chance related to Justin Shapiro? It'd explain quite the bit. Because Justin's brief work at the Smarks was just so awful I can't even describe it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 7, 2002 One last note - before anyone bashes my writing, I'd suggest checking out my work. Makes sense, no? http://www.onlineonslaught.com/recaps/smac.../20020228.shtml And that's not really self-promotion because I'll be leaving OO shortly, regardless. Jay Bower - should I post your ass-kissing email to me? Nah, I'll just leave it be. Sometimes it's enough to let someone wallow in their hypocrisy. Oh well... -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Jeezus, Crow... Let it alone. I apologize for telling you to "eat it". It was a play on words. What's with this "young" thing? I'm a year older than Scotsman. What are you, 30? Sorry you don't enjoy my writing. I don't get paid for it - it's not my job. So you're not hurting me too much. -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Well, geez, I was just kidding with the young thing thing but now you blew it. Young Eitan Young Eitan Young Eitan! The first name's Irish and the last name's Jewish. Unless they're not in which I look foolish. You're a funny guy, Young Eitan. I'm sorry, but you are. I didn't care that you told me to eat it. In fact, it gave me a chuckle. Congratulations on your rapier-sharp wit, compadre! Why are you leaving OO? You're the Franchise of Online Onslaught! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scotsman Report post Posted March 7, 2002 I coined Gayeitan though. Chortle chortle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 7, 2002 No, no...rapier wit is reserved for those with references to MST3K in their usernames. So, "Eitan" an intensely hebrew name, is Irish? And Scotsman coined sayeitan? For your next act, how about you tell me that Scott Keith created the internet? -S8- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 7, 2002 In 1968, the United States Government was beginning work on a intercomputer communications network to be used by the military. This way, messages could be effectively transferred across oceans without interference or interception. However, also in 1968, Scott Lewis Keith was born, in....Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Keith was obsessed with "k'pewters" at an early age. By age six, he was a programming prodigy, having created a program called "Add-M-Up," in which simple addition equations could be solved. By age eight, Keith had created a breakthrough invention called "Raid EO Comp" in which audio files could be sent across a system of tungsten cords from one computer to another. The Raid EO Comp system cost $50000 Canadian. At age nine, in 1990, Keith's parents tormented him by putting Hulk Hogan posters on his wall, which he disliked. Keith coped by writing more programs. This continued for some time. But then things changed. In 1989, he came up with a breakthrough invention he entitled KeithCatch, which was an extension of Raid EO Comp. Now, messages could be distributed through a worldwide netowkr of computers. of course, the only computers it worked with were those crappy Brother computers that nobody liked. And on the eighth day, Scott rewrote KeithCatch as a new program called The Internet, or as it was called in Russia, the Internyet. Through long hours of collaboration with Al Gore, the two were able to establish an effective means of communication to be transferred across oceans without interference or interception. But on September 10, 1991, tragedy struck the Keith residence when Tom Bosley of 'Happy Days' fame stole the code to the Internet. Passersby were amazed by the huge amounts of blood. Keith, at this point working at a Video Round-Up in St. Paul, was shocked to find out Mr. Cunningham had betrayed him after all these years. Passersby were amazed by the huge amounts of blood. It was then that Keith restole the Internet. Passersby were amazed by the huge amounts of blood. He locked the code in a safe in deepest darkest Africa, where it was secret to all but Keith and Paddington T. Bear. Finally, in 1997, the United States Government began work on a intercomputer communications network to be used by the military. Of course, our hero had beaten them to it. Our hero...Scott Lewis Keith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Yodeler Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Scot Keith is truly a god among men. A Canadian god among men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Don Becker Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Apologies 100x over to Don Becker. Last thing I need is someone else hating on say. My bad - I had no idea that I'd stepped into an ongoing inside joke. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
