The One and Only 12/6 SmackDown! Thread

[Guest CanadianChris]

Non-spoiler preview:

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Albert

Jamie Noble vs. Crash Holly

WWE Cruiserweight Title: Billy Kidman © vs. Chavo Guerrero

Hip Hop Challenge: Rikishi vs. John Cena

#1 Condender's match: Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit vs. Eddy Guerrero vs. Edge

 

Plus, maybe, just maybe, some HLA...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

GO ANGLE!

 

U-S-A! U-S-A!

[Guest BorneAgain]

I read at 411 wrestling that UPN MIGHT force them to edit out the HLA. Nothing confirmed yet, though.

[Guest Trivia247]

Tonight's the Night that Albert gets to shine....by ahem... "Injuring" rey rey...

oki doki. Albert = the skills of Mystero... couldn't they trade the injured Mystero with Nova?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Oh great.

 

Micheal Cole is giving Albert the verbal blowjob that surely = push.

 

It's funny to know that JR is in the back jerking off while watching his hoss squash a cruiser.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well this makes me sick.

[Guest Trivia247]

Albert with a Canadian Back Rack DROP! old schoool

[Guest Army Eye]

Did I just see Albert pin Mysterio????????????

[Guest Trivia247]

ooo goodie a Edge vs Albert match at Armageddon! Smell the ratings... I dares ya Smell it...

 

Hey hey ...I smell what the Crock is cooking...

Smells like Sheeett to me.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I hate the fact that I almost proportionately have the same amount of body hair as Albert.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'd just like to say that Albert is the ugliest man I've possibly ever seen, and he's named after a cock to balls piercing.

 

No matter how much they try (and fail) to push him, he'll still be named after a fucken genital piercing. He'll never shake that.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'd just like to say that Albert is the ugliest man I've possibly ever seen, and he's named after a cock to balls piercing.

 

No matter how much they try (and fail) to push him, he'll still be named after a fucken genital piercing. He'll never shake that.

Maybe if they let him go by his real name...

 

wait, what IS his real name anyway?

[Guest HartFan86]

What is this world coming too?

 

Albert got legit heel heat from the crowd. Not canned.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

FUNAKI! SMACKDOWN #1 ANNOUNCER!

[Guest tpww7]

Albert and Hugh Morrus pushes all within 10 mins.

[Guest Trivia247]

Its Bill DeMott!! He will save the WWE. He will I tells ya.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'd just like to say that Albert is the ugliest man I've possibly ever seen, and he's named after a cock to balls piercing.

 

No matter how much they try (and fail) to push him, he'll still be named after a fucken genital piercing. He'll never shake that.

Maybe if they let him go by his real name...

 

wait, what IS his real name anyway?

Matt Bloom.

 

OBLIGATORY TOUGH ENOUGH PUSH OF DOOM!

[Guest Trivia247]

Trivia...

 

Bill DeMott aka Hugh Morris started his career among places like W*ING calling himself

Crash the Terminator.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'd just like to say that Albert is the ugliest man I've possibly ever seen, and he's named after a cock to balls piercing.

 

No matter how much they try (and fail) to push him, he'll still be named after a fucken genital piercing. He'll never shake that.

Maybe if they let him go by his real name...

 

wait, what IS his real name anyway?

Matt Bloom.

 

OBLIGATORY TOUGH ENOUGH PUSH OF DOOM!

Matt Bloom...I can see that working as a wrestler name...more so than Albert.

 

And yes...every trainer but Tori got a minor push post Tough Enough.

[Guest tpww7]

I'm so PSYCHED about the Edge- Albert match in our future.

[Guest El Satanico]

Bill DeMott = a white version of "The Truth"?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

*shakes head*

 

I really hate Stephanie.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Right then.

 

So he's definitely going to RAW then

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Steph is the Queen?

 

...now I'm picturing her wearing a dominatrix outfit.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Steph is the Queen?

 

...now I'm picturing her wearing a dominatrix outfit.

[Guest Trivia247]

Stephanie Sacrifices her body.... to get Scott Steiner... hmmm Where is the black eye...dislocated shoulder and her inability to walk normal.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Steph is the Queen?

 

...now I'm picturing her wearing a dominatrix outfit.

[Guest HartFan86]

That Armageddon commercial was awesome with the new guitar remix of the End is Here....even though I'm still not ordering.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

R.I.P. Jamie-San.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...I just had a thought...

 

They let Bill DeMott go by his real name insted of Hugh Morrus, so why can't they do the same with Albert?

 

CRASHER! WAI!