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Guest Downhome
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I start with a phrase with a blank, and you fill in the words using either just one word for each blank, or an entire phrase, whatever, it's up to you. After we tire of it and milk it dry for all it's worth, then someone else can throw another one out to beat to death. The first one is...

 

Sex is only _______ when you _______!

 

...come on people, make me laugh.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

Sex is only fun when you use jumper cables

 

am I supposed to make a new phrase? If so, then

 

This one time I found a _______ so I had to _______ but then my _______ fell out

Posted

This one time I found a porno so I had to jerk off, but then my eyeball fell out.

 

I don't feel like coming up with another one.

Guest treble charged
Posted

__________ is a __________ ___________ for not __________ up with ________ own __________.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Oh jesus christ TC, give us SOMETHING to work with here.

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

Flyboy is a filthy douchebag for not coming up with his own one.

 

I think that's what TC was looking for.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Jingus: Just use your imagination, dammit.

Cannon: Yeah, something along those lines.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

If you eat sewage your feet will turn into flowers.

Guest Downhome
Posted

HHH is _______ and that, in addition to _______ makes him the greatest wrestler of all time!

Posted
HHH is _______ and that, in addition to _______ makes him the greatest wrestler of all time!

HHH is funtastic and that, in addition to cornflakes makes him the greatest wrestler of all time!

 

The fireman said that's one big _____ you've got there. Can I _____ it?

Posted

The fireman said that's one big hose you've got there. Can I suck on it?

 

You know you're having a bad day when you find a _______ in your ________.

Guest Paranoid
Posted

The fireman said that's one big nose you've got there. Can I pick it?

 

 

I saw _____. It was_____. So I _____ it on the _____.

Posted
The fireman said that's one big nose you've got there. Can I pick it?

 

 

I saw _____.  It was_____.  So I _____ it on the _____.

I saw ass. It was nice. So I slapped it on the right cheek.

 

Never think twice about _____ a pissed off _____.

 

 

You know you're having a bad day when you find a squirrel in your toilet.

 

There you go Jhawk.

Posted

Never think twice about fucking a pissed off witch.

 

The officer said, "I have _____ and I know how to _____ them.

Posted
Never think twice about fucking a pissed off witch.

 

The officer said, "I have _____ and I know how to _____ them.

The officer said, "I have tits and I know how to squeeze them!"

 

The judge said, "I sentence you to prison where you'll ____ with the ____ all day long"

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted
The judge said, "I sentence you to prison where you'll ____ with the ____ all day long"

 

The judge said, "I sentence you to prison where you'll sleep with the inmates all day long"

 

Only _____on Thursday, but after you finished _____.

Guest Paranoid
Posted

Only shit on Thursday, but after you finished eat.

 

Once you have ____, you will never have ____ again.

Posted

Once you have marriage, you'll never have sex again.

 

She took off her _____ and said, "_______________"

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Once you have HERPES, you will never have ORGASMS again.

 

Kotzenjunge likes it when girls _______, but only when they are wearing _______.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Kotzenjunge likes it when girls vomit, but only when they are wearing a paper bag over their head.

 

Once ______ is done _______, the Candian will most likely ________.

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

Once the American is done making stupid Canada jokes, the Canadian will most likely want to gouge his eyes out with a dull knife.

 

_____ wishes that HHH would _____, so that _____ would be _____.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Bradshaw wishes that HHH would ease up so that shower rape would be accepted in the workplace.

 

Midgets suffer from _____, which ultimatly lead to ______, and that really effects their _____.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Midgets suffer from LOOKING LIKE FLYBOY, which ultimately leads to LOOKING AT PORN, and that really effects their LIBIDO.

 

Who would win at ____? _____ or ______?

Posted

Who would win at a hardcore match? Flyboy or Agent of Oblivion?

 

 

 

I ____ you all, and I wish you all ____ ____ ____!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I DESIRE you all, and I wish you HAD GIGANTIC BREASTS.

 

If an old ____ gave you a box of ____, would it be worth as much as _____?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I DESIRE you all, and I wish you HAD GIGANTIC BREASTS.

 

If an old ____ gave you a box of ____, would it be worth as much as _____?

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

If an old FETUS gave you a box of GLASS, would it be worth as much as MY PUBIC HAIR?

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

I didn't think her _______ would have ______ in them

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