I bet Steph thinks she has Scott Steiner now...

[Guest Downhome]

I have my doubts people, and if they play this angle up like this, I will be one pleased WWE fan, and will have a bit of faith restored in the WWE booking team. Ok, here we go...

 

...on RAW, as you all saw, Eric Bishoff was trying to lure Scott Steiner to RAW, with good reason, he is the #1 free agent out there right now (story line wise people, story line wise). Well, Steph really showed Bishoff once again when Steiner took Bishoff to his freak in the limo, as she came out and told Bishoff that SHE could give Steiner something that HE could not, and we all know what that means now don't we? Fast-forward to Smackdown tonight...

 

...we have Steph coming out annoucing that next week, Scott Steiner will sign an exclusive contract to Smackdown, period. She sounds a bit too confident don't you think? Now, to really make me happy, I feel they should book it something like this...

 

...have the ring really set up like this means something, like they do at most contract signings, you know, to make this look REALLY important. Have Steph be in the ring at the desk holding the contract, and have her call for Steiner to come out. Big Papa Pump gets in the ring, and is asking all of his freaks to hollar if they hear him. Steph hands him the contract, and he takes it and the pen, and begins to sign it, and then pauses.

 

"You know Stephanie, you are indeed the greatest freak of them all. Before last week you may have been known as daddy's little girl, but that all changed last week. You are now The Big Bad Booty Daddy's little freak, and you know now why they call me Big Papa Pump, as you were screaming Boom-Sha-Ka-Laka!

 

Now here we are baby, in the ring, me holding the contract. You were right you know, you did have the one thing that Bishoff couldn't offer me, and if you want to know the truth, since I have already had what I had any interest going here to Smackdown for, I'm not signing your fucking contract you dirty whore!"

 

Steiner then would rip up the contract as Steph is in pure shock, and Steiner walks to the back past all of the stunned, yet some laughing at Steph, SD wrestlers. He walks to a Limo, opens the door and stands there, as the top rolls open and Bishoff comes out and sits on top.

 

"Oh Steph, you were right. You have Big Papa Pump the ONE thing that I couldn't offer him, and since you were stupid enough to give out before you signed him up, he's coming with me, to RAW. You may have that one thing to give him, but I have everything else. The MONEY, the POWER, the SUPERSTARDOM, and above all else, the oppertunity to be the biggest star on the #1 program in WWE, Monday Night RAW. Thanks a lot Steph, I always knew you had a little bit of a slut in you, and by the way, Holler, if ya hear me!

 

Thus, Scott Steiner will be on RAW, where he f'n belongs. This could leave open SD for Austin to show up there, where he more so belongs, and all will be fine. This may not seem like much, but I would really respect the booking team for throwing something like this out, it would really suprise me, and would really restore just a BIT of faith in them, for thinking it out just a bit.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest ShooterJay]

This would immediately be my favorite promo ever if it happened.

[Guest Downhome]

This would immediately be my favorite promo ever if it happened.

Thus meaning, there is no chance in fuck, right?

[Guest geniusMoment]

The only problem is Smackdown and Steph come out on top again with the signing of austin. Its too predictable for steph to always win, Bischoff would just look stupid again

[Guest El Satanico]

QUOTE (ShooterJay @ Dec 6 2002, 06:26 AM)

This would immediately be my favorite promo ever if it happened.

 

Thus meaning, there is no chance in fuck, right?

 

 

 

you are correct

[Guest creativename]

I would be surprised if they did something that made Steph look that bad. But Steiner probably will go to Raw, so I guess Steph does have to get one-upped by Bisch this time.

 

What I'm really shocked at is that HHH is okay with his girl being made to look like Steiner's bimbo, what with all the implied sexual relations.

 

The guy won't give anything to Jericho or RVD, but he's OK with his girl being made to look like another 'roid freak's ho??

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

With or without Austin, Steiner belongs on RAW. His persona is more suitable in that environment.

[Guest creativename]

The only problem is Smackdown and Steph come out on top again with the signing of austin. Its too predictable for steph to always win, Bischoff would just look stupid again

Ah yes, I forgot about Austin's reluctance to be on Raw.

 

Good call, you know how the WWE thinks.

[Guest Downhome]

With or without Austin, Steiner belongs on RAW. His persona is more suitable in that environment.

Sorta how SD's HLA belongs on RAW also?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Kind of. You know how UPN was trying to prevent those segments from getting aired, right?

 

If the same happens to Steiner, it'll damage his 'renegade' character. Thus, he's more suited for the live RAW where different standards apply.

[Guest Downhome]

Kind of. You know how UPN was trying to prevent those segments from getting aired, right?

 

If the same happens to Steiner, it'll damage his 'renegade' character. Thus, he's more suited for the live RAW where different standards apply.

I wish they did get them prevented, as it would have saved me from having to watch such shit. Had it made sense in the story line then maybe I could excuse it, but it makes NO FUCKING SENSE.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I just had the worst mental image ever.

 

Stephanie + HHH + Steiner

 

Does anyone have one of those MIB neuralizer things, I'd like to forget that I ever had that mental picture in my head..

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I just had the worst mental image ever.

 

Stephanie + HHH + Steiner

 

Does anyone have one of those MIB neuralizer things, I'd like to forget that I ever had that mental picture in my head..

Sure...would you look at this please?

 

*FLASH!*

[Guest Downhome]

I just remembered that Steiner is on Smackdown House Shows. Would they have him there if they were simply going to pull him off to put him on RAW? It's possible I suppose, he is facing John Cena.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I already figured that they might due that. Then in 2 seconds I realized it would make Daddy's Little Girl look bad.

 

NO FUCKING WAY it will happen. MAYBE it will, but only if Steiner says she was the best freak he ever had, but nailing his own boss it too weird for him, tells her to keep in touch, and goes to Raw anyway with his buddy and old boss, the Bisch.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I figured that Stephanie had gotten Steiner better freaks than Bischoff.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I already figured that they might due that. Then in 2 seconds I realized it would make Daddy's Little Girl look bad.

All those Jericho skits didn't?

[Guest Downhome]

*Bump, holding down all the other threads!*