American as Apple Blades...

[Guest BifEverchad]

The FBI arrested a teenager accused of slipping razor blades into three apple pies at the Louisiana McDonald's restaurant where he worked. A customer who bit into one of the desserts suffered a minor cut on the lip.

Adam Joseph Fontenot, 18, of Eunice, La., was arrested Tuesday and jailed on tampering charges. He could face up to 10 years in prison.

 

Are people EV-IL or what? That made me sick when I read this. Some people are unbelievable.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

I know... McDonald's Apple Pies? Bleech. Some people have no shame...

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Yea, I mean, jeez, how twisted do you have to be to eat a McDonalds apple pie?!?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

lol, I once got a Mcdonalds apple pie, it tasted like a burnt poptart.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'll never understand the McDonalds hate. I've yet to eat anything of theirs that I disliked.

 

Kotzenjunge

Likes Mickey D's

[Guest treble charged]

While McDonalds is no Wendy's, I've never had a problem with their food, either. I eat there quite often (probably more often than I should) and like most of their stuff.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

fast food is bad for you. If I do eat fast food I stil with taco bell, boston market, subway, or occasionally, because it is still bad arby's. Everything else and your asking for a death wish.

 

--Rob

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

McDonald's is ok. Arby's on the other hand, is nothing but second rate cowlard pumped into bags and undercooked.

[Guest Ace309]

Either Sherri or Terri:

I'm so hungry I could eat at ARBY'S!

[Guest hardyz1]

I only get the chicken fingers at Arby's, so I'm safe.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I like Mcdonalds too for their sandwhices and fries, but when I tried their apple pie it tasted like a burnt poptart!

[Guest Ace309]

I prefer Burger King. They have onion rings.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Man, I thought I was a bastard for serving an egg at McDonalds that was half-blood half-yolk..........

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only get the chicken fingers at Arby's, so I'm safe.

Only if you request fresh ones, otherwise you get ancient barely warm methuselah fingers. I've been behind the scenes, and I worked at a NICE arby's. God knows what happens at a grungy one.

 

Rule of thumb: Only buy food from Arby's that's made in the fryer, and request it be made fresh. Then, it's almost worth what they charge. Otherwise, you're gettin' hosed.

[Guest Dopey]

Are people EV-IL or what?

"There is none righteous no, not one;

There is none who understands;

There is none who seeks after God" Romans 3:10-11

[Guest Ram]

I think it'd be better to quote Revelations when dealing with McDonalds.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Heard a few days ago, McDonald's LOST money -- perhaps a sign of things to come?...

[Guest DrTom]

That's because dumb fucking people are suing them because they somehow got fat eating at McDonald's all the time...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Actually their stocks went down. I don't think that's affected by lawsuits, or is it? I'm totally ignorant about the workings of that institution.

 

By the way, in regards to the original post, people like this piss me off. This isn't Fight Club, kid. All random chaos will do is earn you jail time, but if you're that much of an impoverished soul that you want to hurt people you don't even know for some sick thrill, you deserve it. Why not use the razors on yourself next time?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That's because dumb fucking people are suing them because they somehow got fat eating at McDonald's all the time...

Are you saying McDonalds makes people fat?

 

But Jared said.....

 

wait...

 

Fuck.