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Dawn Marie [heart] Torrie

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Guest notJames

I'm all for girl-on-girl action between lipstick sapphos... but not on my wrestling shows!!!

 

I might be in the minority, but I see no upside to this angle. The two of them can't wrestle, they can't act, they're not aligned with anyone who can wrestle, and they can't pay it off without pissing off any number of advertisers, right-wing fundamentalist groups, NOW, GLAAD, parent groups, lobbyists, etc. Not to mention the drooling fanboys who will never see the two of them get it on in any significant way, which will drive them all to their AOL chat rooms with expletive-laden tirades about how they couldn't bust a nut over this.

 

Whoever said Vince was done with Shock TV has been drinking too much of JR's sauce, if you catch my drift.

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Guest treble charged

At least we know now why Dawn kept challenging Torrie to bikini and lingerie contests.

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Guest FeArHaVoC

::Dawn Marie [heart] Torrie, ... and I should care because...?::

 

Because Vince Told you too

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Guest CanadianChris
::Dawn Marie [heart] Torrie, ... and I should care because...?::

 

Because Vince Told you too

That pretty much sums it up.

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Guest Quik

Just as Scott Keith said: there's no point because they can't show anything good. I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN.

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Guest The Hamburglar

Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can. With his MONSTER. Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide. Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON.

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Guest TheGame2705

This also borders on incest because Dawn Marie would be Torrie's stepmom. HLIA. Simon is Dawn's fiancee. I say lucky for both of them ^_^

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Guest DawnBTVS
I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN.

Anyone else find that stupid? They had Tara/Willow in BTVS always kissing, etc. so surely they could show this...

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Guest AndrewTS
I'm all for girl-on-girl action between lipstick sapphos... but not on my wrestling shows!!!

Silly smark. This isn't wrestling, it's SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT!!~

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Guest Youth N Asia
I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN.

Anyone else find that stupid? They had Tara/Willow in BTVS always kissing, etc. so surely they could show this...

Hecks yeah they did *remembering*...good times.

 

Oh, I really didn't have a reply

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can. With his MONSTER. Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide. Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON.

Dean disciples? This is very scary.

 

I'm happy to see Heyman fufill his dream of having chicks make out with each other on network television, but I think we can all agree that this whole thing will be sucktacular, as well as shave precious minutes off Jamie Noble matches.

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Guest Kid Kablam
Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can.  With his MONSTER.  Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide.  Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON.

Dean disciples? This is very scary.

 

I'm happy to see Heyman fufill his dream of having chicks make out with each other on network television, but I think we can all agree that this whole thing will be sucktacular, as well as shave precious minutes off Jamie Noble matches.

Speeking of which, am I the only one who is pissed, pissed pissed that Jamie Noble jobbed to Crash Holly?

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Guest phoenixrising

I'm kinda pissed about that too, but at least Crash has a cool finisher now. Too bad they didn't give that finisher to someone that actually matters though.

 

And this Dawn Marie/Torrie/Al Wilson thing is just stupid. There had better be something good come out of this (new wrestler debuting, Torrie and Dawn doing a lesbo screw scene, or Al Wilson getting piledriven). I can't believe they spent this much time on a worthless angle that is helping no one. As long as Torrie and Dawn have boobs they'll be over, and they have much better people to push (Kidman, Noble, Matt Hardy, Moore) than Al Wilson. The payoff had better be damned good.

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Guest treble charged

I'm assuming they'll build to something happening at the PPV, maybe some shitty gimmick match, and maybe they'll blow it off there. Or maybe, it'll keep going, you never know.

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Guest BA_Baracus

Well...

 

...at least it isn't happening on Raw where Lawler would be screaming the entire 2 hours about HLA like an idiot.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

I don't mind it... I really don't. In fact, considering much of the mark audience, I'm not suprised this kind of thing isn't happening sooner.

 

But I only don't mind it if it actually GETS somewhere. So far, this hasn't....

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Guest Nater

This is to hit the Teenage-Boys-That-Fap-To-Scrambled-Porn Audience.

 

It's never gonna be what we all know is gonna happen because it has to be crappy enough to allow on TV.

 

A Matt Hardy falling in love with Rikishi would catch my attention more than this angle because the sheer mechanics of it make me wonder if all the girls should be cheering for Matt instead of Jeff.

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Guest Youth N Asia
I'm kinda pissed about that too, but at least Crash has a cool finisher now. Too bad they didn't give that finisher to someone that actually matters though.

I don't think they "gave" it to anyone. Crash on his own watched an NWA TNA show and stole it from AJ Styles.

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Guest humongous2002

Vince thinks that all the fans are uneducated, low income, pimply horny teenagers that can't get laid, that's why he keeps on putting this softcore crap all the time, don't get me wrong i wouldn't mind if at least we get to see them make out or we get to see a few tit shots here or there on a ppv but it wont happen so why do this angle to begin with?

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