Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Because people need to know these things. Click here for the quiz.

 

 

Grover on Ecstasy You're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining, you like to call yourself "Super Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy. But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok?

[Guest CanadianChick]

 

Well. there you go.

[Guest bravesfan]

The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder It started with a simple affection for counting and the terror it induced in others, didn't it? But now it's turned into a full-blown life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order, repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism. You used to be so grand, but now you find yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest things--like, maybe if you don't check the light switch at least once every two minutes, the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or maybe if you don't wash your hands until your seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal disease. Get yourself some treatment.

 

*cackle* AH-AH-AH!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm Snuffy's Suicide Attempts

[Guest Flyboy]

 

Snuffy's Suicide Attempts Poor baby, life is rough for you, huh? No one seems to see you, no one notices your pain--except for your friend Big Bird, but he's alway off hanging out with his other friends. You wish you were him, all happy and curious and popular and bright yellow. You feel like his shadow anymore, like the only reason you exist is to amuse him. It's hard being somebody's imaginary friend. But stop trying to kill yourself--imaginary people can't kill themselves. Sorry. And hey, maybe tomorrow you'll feel better! Someday people will see you, I promise.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fuckin' Flyboy...copying me.

 

::Blames Flyboy::

[Guest Flyboy]

Looks like I'm the biggest trend, now.

 

Whoo.

[Guest CanadianChick]

don't flatter yourself...

[Guest Flyboy]

I don't have to.

 

Everyone else is doing it for me.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Whatever dude. Your thread doesn't even have two pages yet...

[Guest Flyboy]

Where's the thread dedicated to YOU?

 

Exactly. *goes back to blaming himself*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Don't worry, dude, it will pass, just like christmas, or a trip to disneyland, or salmonella...

[Guest CanadianChick]

Oh, don't you worry Flyboy, my day will come soon enough....

[Guest El Satanico]

You're sick, you're annoying, and you're a bad influence on the other muppets. Go away! And stop trying to be the new Grover.

[Guest Flyboy]

I guess that would explain Satanico going to a stylist.

[Guest midnight_burn]

 

Cookie Monster's Bulimia Nervosa Yes, cookies *are* good. But too much of anything is never a good thing. Instead of bingeing and purging, try to regulate your eating habits. Maybe instead of having two dozen cookies, you could have two. Also, you should slow down your eating. Chew each bite several times before swallowing. Eating more slowly makes it easier to tell when you are full. And don't worry about body image--people love you just the way you are, googly eyes and all.

 

Yay.

[Guest EricMM]

I'm the snuffleupagus' suicide attempts.

 

But has anyone see the daily show special on Cookie Monster? That was hilarious. The slow motion footage of him shoving his face. Man, that guy has issues!

[Guest Sandman9000]

 

Urge to binge and purge, rising.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Wasn't a thread started to keep all these online quizes together? This is getting a little ridiculous now

[Guest T®ITEC]

 

Bert & Ernie's Gay Love Affair: Look, everyone knows you two are lovebirds. Why not do the brave thing and admit it to the world? The times are kinder nowadays. There may be the odd ultraconservative bigwig or overprotective mom, but so what? Piss on 'em. Come on out of the closet. It's ok.

[Guest Downhome]

I now know this quiz is 100% real, as it hit me head on. I am...

 

 

The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder It started with a simple affection for counting and the terror it induced in others, didn't it? But now it's turned into a full-blown life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order, repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism. You used to be so grand, but now you find yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest things--like, maybe if you don't check the light switch at least once every two minutes, the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or maybe if you don't wash your hands until your seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal disease. Get yourself some treatment.

 

...I have OCD, and to top it off I can talk in The Count's voice perfectly, this is great!

 

Two, TWO things we have in common, Ah-Ah-Ah!!!

[Guest papacita]

I think that test was culturally biased.

[Guest Anglesault]

The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder It started with a simple affection for counting and the terror it induced in others, didn't it? But now it's turned into a full-blown life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order, repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism. You used to be so grand, but now you find yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest things--like, maybe if you don't check the light switch at least once every two minutes, the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or maybe if you don't wash your hands until your seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal disease. Get yourself some treatment.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Another Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

 

The Count rocks 1-2-3-4-5-6..6 day till Sunday! AH-AH-AH

[Guest AM The Kid]

Snuffy's Suicide Attempts Poor baby, life is rough for you, huh? No one seems to see you, no one notices your pain--except for your friend Big Bird, but he's alway off hanging out with his other friends. You wish you were him, all happy and curious and popular and bright yellow. You feel like his shadow anymore, like the only reason you exist is to amuse him. It's hard being somebody's imaginary friend. But stop trying to kill yourself--imaginary people can't kill themselves. Sorry. And hey, maybe tomorrow you'll feel better! Someday people will see you, I promise.

 

 

That is so me...without the suicide though.

[Guest ArkhamGlobe]

 

The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder It started with a simple affection for counting and the terror it induced in others, didn't it? But now it's turned into a full-blown life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order, repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism. You used to be so grand, but now you find yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest things--like, maybe if you don't check the light switch at least once every two minutes, the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or maybe if you don't wash your hands until your seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal disease. Get yourself some treatment.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I have the Cookie Monsters Bulimia Nervosa...

 

that's so not funny for a 135 lb. 20 year old

 

it's all in the genetics...cause I eat like a horse and never throw up or shit for days...

 

 

i'd rather have the OCD...cause I can do the Count's laugh too...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I have the Cookie Monsters Bulimia Nervosa...

 

that's so not funny for a 135 lb. 20 year old

 

it's all in the genetics...cause I eat like a horse and never throw up or shit for days...

 

 

i'd rather have the OCD...cause I can do the Count's laugh too...

I don't see how the Cookie monster would have a problem, I mean, he's just like Austin. More of the cookies end up on the floor then in his mouth.

 

Oh, and by the way, I got the Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

 

I can actually say thats fairly accurate..

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Who can't do the Count's laugh.