Extreme Warfare Diary

[Guest kingkamala]

I figured I'd start a diary for the NWA Best of the 80's scenario I've been working on. I hope you enjoy it. Here is my list of champions:

NWA world champion:Ric Flair(Recently won the belt from Dusty Rhodes at Starrcade in a cage matcH0

NWA US champion: Sting

NWA TV Champion: Ricky Steamboat

NWA Tag Team Champions: The Skyscrapers managed by Paul E. Dangerously

NWA US tag team champions: The Road Warriors

NWA Junior Heavyweight champion: A young up and coming 19 year old by the name of Chris Benoit.

 

I'll start off with my show Bunkhouse Stampede which is a large event.

The card goes as follows:

 

Chris Benoit Vs Jushin Liger(NWA JR. Heavyweight title match): This is the NWA Worldwide main event before the show starts. Chris Benoit has defeated Ricky Morton, Denny Brown and Jushin Liger himself in the short month he's had it despite not being too over. Around 50 overness to be exact. Jushin Liger is already quite over despite not wrestling all that much... you do the math on who's going to win.

 

The Midnight Express Vs Doom Vs The Road Warriors(NWA US tag title match): The Road Warriors and Doom have had the hottest tag feud in the fed behind the Sting and Luger-Brainbusters feud. There Chicago street fight( well I just made it hardcore) match at Starrcade was won by the Road Warriors. Will the 2nd time prove to be the charm for doom. The Midnight Express are thrown in there to rise the Match quality rating or are they?

 

JJ Dillon Vs Steve Austin(Steve Austin debuted last month by defeating Barry Windham in his first match. In the rematch Barry Windham lost by DQ. Windham says if Austin wants to fight him again he must get through.....manager and future WCW figurehead JJ Dillon? Austin has already proved to be a solid baby face mid carder and a possible future main eventer)

 

The British Bulldogs Vs The Skyscrapers(NWA World tag title match)( The recently debuted Bulldogs take on the fastly rising Skyscrapers managed by Paul E. Dangerously. The Bulldogs have wrestled mostly singles matches and are as yet unproven in NWA as a tag team. Tonight though they could take the NWA tag team titles.)

 

The Great Muta Vs Magnum TA(One of the most over feuds in my fed. The Great Muta and his new found friend Big Van Vader have put Magnum TA through a torturous series of tumbles. Now at Bunkhouse Stampede these two will collide again with Big Van Vader banned from ringside.)

 

Sting and Lex Luger Vs The Brainbusters(Steel Cage match) (The tandem of Sting and Lex Luger have recently been gunning for Flair but haven't seemed to gotten past Flair's right hand men Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson. Tonight the feud will end in a steel cage match. WHO WILL SURVIVE?)

 

Ricky Steamboat Vs Terry Funk(NWA TV title match) ( The most over feud in NWA period.Terry Funk and his older brother Dory Funk Jr. have made Ricky Steamboat's life a living hell in the past two months. Will Ricky get his revenge tonight and keep his title?)

 

 

10 man battle royal for a shot at the NWA world title(10 of the finest wrestlers in NWA will enter a battle royal tonight for a shot at Ric Flair: Sid Vicious, Ricky Steamboat, Terry Funk, The Brainbusters, Big Van Vader, The Road Warriors,Lex Luger and Sting)

 

Ric Flair Vs Dusty Rhodes(I Quit match for the NWA world heavyweight title match) (Tonight the two top wrestlers in NWA fight in a sick and twisted match for the NWA heavyweight title. Dusty Rhodes wants revenge and his title back, who will win this sick and deadly game?)

 

 

I'll post the card later today

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Post that bitch!

[Guest kingkamala]

NWA Bunkhouse Stampede

Live from Nassau Coliseum on Long Island, New York

Your hosts Bob Caudle and Mike Tenay

 

 

Bob Caudle: Welcome to Nassau Coliseum and the Bunkhouse Stampede!

Mike Tenay: Tonight we have five count 'em five title matches!

 

Bob Caudle: Ric Flair takes on the "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes in a brutal I quit match for the NWA heavyweight title.

 

Mike Tenay: I'm not one to choose sides but I think it'll be hard for Flair to get Dusty to quit.

 

Bob Caudle: Also we have Ricky Steamboat take on the grizzeled veteran Terry Funk for the NWA TV title, trust me on this one folks this will be wild.

 

Mike Tenay: We have the always dangerous Skyscrapes defending the NWA tag titles against Britain's finest tag team the British Bulldogs.

 

Bob Caudle: In a first ever three way tag team match the Road Warriors take on Doom and The Midnight Express for the NWA US tag titles match.

 

Mike Tenay: Also in action Steve Austin Vs JJ Dillon, if Austin wants to fight Barry Windham again he'll have to go through JJ Dillon first!

 

Bob Caudle: Up first we got two of the most exciting young athletes out there vying for the NWA JR. Heavyweight title. Jushin"Thunder"Liger and Chris"Wild Pegasus"Benoit. Both huge stars over in Japan. Let's go down to the action

 

 

 

Chris Benoit vs Jushin Liger (For The NWA JR Heavyweight Title) : Dropkick connects, Benoit goes down. Standing leg lariat by Jushin Liger on Benoit. Second rope flying axe handle, Benoit goes down. Liger hits a dropkick on Chris Benoit. Liger only gets knees on a splash. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Liger takes a hurrancarana from Chris Benoit. There's a two count on the pin. Liger counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Vicious lightning kick by Liger on Benoit. Cover for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Jushin Liger. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Jushin Liger misses a clothesline. Belly to belly suplex by Benoit. Liger backdrops Chris Benoit out of a piledriver attempt. Hard back suplex on Benoit. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Chris Benoit is in trouble. Running Liger Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Jushin Liger extends his hand to Benoit...and it is accepted! They shake! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.

MQ=85

CR=55

OR=70

(The Crowd killed this match, the match sounded damn good. Benoit and Liger ripped up here. I was going to send Benoit to my developmental territory but I think I'll keep him up in the big leagues for now)

 

 

WELCOME TO BUNKHOUSE STAMPEDE

With your hosts Bob Caudle and Mike Tenay

 

Midnight Express vs Road Warriors vs Doom (For The NWA US Tag Titles) : Dennis Condrey hits some punches. Condrey slams Road Warrior Animal down. Tag to Ron Simmons. Rude Awakening on Road Warrior Animal by Simmons. Hooks the leg for a two count. Road Warrior Animal avoids a Ron Simmons avalanche. Tag to Road Warrior Hawk. Road Warriors hook up Simmons, then hit a double suplex. Simmons tags out to Butch Reed. Reed bodyslams Road Warrior Hawk. Reed hits a stump piledriver on Road Warrior Hawk. Tag between Road Warrior Hawk and Bobby Eaton. Butch Reed with a spinning neckbreaker on Eaton. Eaton reverses a waistlock. Lifting DDT by Bobby Eaton, looked good. Pin, three count, it's over. Bobby Eaton pins Reed. Big piledriver on Eaton. Powerbomb on Eaton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hawk tags out to Road Warrior Animal. Road Warriors whip Eaton into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Eaton counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Eaton tags out to Dennis Condrey. Brutal powerbomb on Animal. Spear by Dennis Condrey. Tag to Bobby Eaton. Road Warrior Animal gets knocked to the ground by Eaton. Here it comes - Alabama Jam, forget about it. 1....2...3! I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.

MQ=71

CR:75

OR: 73

(A good if not completely unspectacular match up. The Midnight Express probably helped with the match quality. And the Crowd was pumped so it made a good choice for the PPV opener)

 

Steve Austin vs JJ Dillon : JJ Dillon hits some weak-looking punches. Steve Austin ducks a clothesline attempt. S Austin hits a right hand. S Austin whips Dillion into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Dillion walks into a face-first flapjack. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. JJ Dillon ducks a clothesline attempt. JJ Dillon punches away at Steve Austin. Big clothesline from Dillion. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. Cover for a two count. JJ Dillon scores with a weakly-hit standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. S Austin counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Dillion gets hit with a huge clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. JJ Dillon pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Barry Windham comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Steve Austin turns around.... Lariat!!! That shook the ring. Windham leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. JJ Dillon pinned S Austin. Steve Austin slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Windham turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.

MQ:58

CR:70

OR:66

(Well the crowd, Austin and JJ Dillon's bumping saved this one from being a clunker. Austin should be pushed into the upper mid card by Summer)

 

British Bulldogs vs Skyscrapers (For The NWA Heavyweight Tag Titles) : Back suplex on Sid, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Hard impact russian legsweep by Dynamite. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith. British Bulldogs hook up Sid, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Bodyslam by Davey Boy. Sid Vicious reverses a hip toss. Nice piledriver on Davey Boy. There's a two count on the pin. Sid tags out to Mean Mark Callous. Mean Mark hits a stump piledriver on Davey Boy Smith. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big backdrop on Davey Boy, executed well. Davey Boy Smith powers out of a Mean Mark Callous headlock. Rude Awakening on Mean Mark Callous by Davey Boy. Tag to Dynamite Kid. Dynamite Kid snap suplexes Mean Mark. Mean Mark tags out to Sid Vicious. Sid gets caught with a short powerbomb from Dynamite. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Dynamite Kid knocks Sid to the outside, then signals for the Swandive Headbutt. He reaches out of the ring for Sid Vicious...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Sid sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Sid Vicious, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Skyscrapers don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack British Bulldogs, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.

MQ=83

CR=78

OR=80

(Wow those two teams ripped it up. The Bulldogs specifically Dynamite carried this one to being a great match up. This WILL have a rematch....probably after my Skyscrapes-RnR Express feud ends though)

 

 

Magnum T.A. vs The Great Muta(Big Van Vader is banned from ringside) : The Great Muta scores with a back heel kick on Magnum. Stiff high kick on Magnum by The Great Muta who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Muta uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Magnum powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening on The Great Muta by Magnum. Magnum T.A. hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Muta blocks the suplex attempt. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Muta. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from The Great Muta. Akira Maeda would be proud. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Magnum drops out the back of a The Great Muta bodyslam attempt. Magnum slams The Great Muta. Muta counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Muta hits a dropkick on Magnum T.A.. The Great Muta gets whipped into the corner. Magnum charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Muta uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! I don't think the fight has finished. Magnum T.A. and Muta have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and into out of view. A **** rating for a good contest.

 

MQ=84

CR=84

OR=83

 

(A good match up but a slight letdown to the ****1/2 match they did at Starrcade. Still I bet there Last Man Standing match at Chi Town Rumble might be quite a bit better)

 

 

Sting & Luger vs Anderson & Blanchard : Back elbow connects, Blanchard staggers backward. Enforcer drives a thrust kick into the chest of Luger. Arn Anderson throws Luger into the cage. Blanchard blocks a punch. Anderson & Blanchard whip Sting into the corner. Arn Anderson whips Tully Blanchard in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Full nelson slam on Blanchard. Bodyslam by Luger. Sting & Luger hook up Enforcer, then hit a double suplex. Sting throws Blanchard into the cage. Sting and Enforcer both climb up and over the cage, leaving their partners battling it out. Ric Flair appeared on the outside with a chair, and came in via the door...but the chair swing missed Lex Luger and hit Blanchard by accident! Lex Luger seized the moment and left the cage to get the win for Sting & Luger! A **** rating for a good contest.

CR=86

MQ=71

OR=81

 

(A sheer disapointment due to the fact these two teams had TWO matches close to ***** before. Ah well **** is nothing to sneeze at at all.)

 

 

 

Ricky Steamboat vs Terry Funk (For The NWA TV Title) : Ricky Steamboat strikes Funker. Ricky Steamboat gets taken down out of nowhere. Stiff chop lights up Steamboat. Steamboat reverses an irish whip...and Terry Funk runs into the referee. Flying spear out of the corner! Steamboat nearly got snapped in two. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Ricky Steamboat ducks a clothesline attempt. Gut buster, Funker hits hard. Lightning kick by Steamboat on Funker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Burning Hammer Drop from Ricky Steamboat, executed with perfect brutally. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Terry Funk takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Steamboat gets hit with a huge clothesline. Pin, but Steamboat is out just before the three count. Terry Funk misses a clothesline. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! A ****1\2 rating for a great match.

CR: 93

MQ:89

OR:91

 

 

(Ladies and gentleman you just witnessed YOUR match of the night! Just beautiful I tell ya. Even after the Double DQ ending it's ****1/2)

 

10 Man Battle Royal : Bodyslam by Luger. Luger tried to eliminate Sting, who hung onto the top rope. Hawk hits a right hand. Massive lariat, apparently Hawk has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Spinebuster by Terry Funk, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Funker tried to eliminate Tully Blanchard, who hung onto the top rope. Lex Luger hits some punches. Luger threw Terry Funk over the top rope. (Elimination # 1) Animal walks into a high dropkick from Ricky Steamboat. Steamboat threw Road Warrior Animal over the top rope. (Elimination # 2) Back elbow connects, Sting staggers backward. Sid tried to get Sting over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Steamboat hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Sid Vicious got bundled out by Steamboat. (Elimination # 3) Flying shoulder tackle by Hawk sends Sting to the mat. Hawk tried to eliminate Sting, who hung onto the top rope. Blanchard takes a headbutt from Lex Luger. Tully Blanchard got thrown over the top rope by Luger. (Elimination # 4) Hard back suplex on Enforcer. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Steamboat went for the elimination, but Arn Anderson held on to the ropes. Spinning back kick from Ricky Steamboat. Road Warrior Hawk got bundled out by Steamboat. (Elimination # 5) Enforcer gets slammed. Sting tried to get Arn Anderson over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Enforcer gets slammed. Sting went for the elimination, but Arn Anderson held on to the ropes. Luger slams Sting down. Luger tried to eliminate Sting, who hung onto the top rope. Stiff chop lights up Steamboat. Enforcer went for the elimination, but Ricky Steamboat held on to the ropes. Arn Anderson hits a delayed suplex on Sting. Enforcer tried to eliminate Sting, who hung onto the top rope. Bodyslam by Vader. Vader tried to get Arn Anderson over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Steamboat receives some punishment. Ricky Steamboat got eliminated by Vader. (Elimination # 6) Back elbow connects, Enforcer staggers backward. Enforcer gets slammed. Enforcer hits a right hand. Enforcer went for the elimination, but Sting held on to the ropes. Running knee lift from Arn Anderson. Big Van Vader was eliminated by Enforcer. (Elimination # 7) Running knee lift from Arn Anderson. Luger takes a back suplex. Stun Gun from Arn Anderson! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Enforcer tried to get Lex Luger over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Luger gets slammed. Lex Luger was eliminated by Sting. (Elimination # 8) Arn Anderson moves in for the kill. Here it comes - DDT. Sting got thrown over the top rope by Enforcer. I don't rate battle royals.

CR:85

MQ:65

OR:78

(Man this was better then you average battle royal due to the crowd heat and the fact that all the guys in this battle royal were semi decent to frikking amazing in the 80's and early 90's)

 

Dusty Rhodes vs Ric Flair (For The NWA Heavyweight Title) : Dusty R takes a headbutt from Ric Flair. Fallaway slam by Ric Flair. Running knee lift from Ric Flair. Dusty R backdrops Ric Flair out of a piledriver attempt. Dusty Rhodes hits a bulldog off the ropes. Flair counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Ric Flair hits a delayed suplex on Dusty R. Spear! Dusty R is down and hurt. Dusty R counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dusty R bodyslams Ric Flair. Ric Flair avoids a Dusty Rhodes avalanche. Ric Flair with a spinning neckbreaker on Dusty R. Ric Flair has Dusty Rhodes down...and locks in the Figure Four Leglock! The referee asks Dusty R....and we have a submission! The match is over. Arn Anderson comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Dusty R turns around...straight into a DDT!! Dusty Rhodes has been left down on the canvas. Good **** rating.

CR:88

MQ:73

OR:83

 

 

Any feedback on my Bunkhouse Stampede show is welcomed.

(*cough Flair carried this one cough*

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I liked this ... keep it up man, NWA in the 80s rocked.

[Guest kingkamala]

Welcome to NWA World Championship Wrestling

 

Live from Asbury Park, New Jersey in the Asbury Park convention center! Now to your hosts Mike Tenay and Jim Crockett Jr.

 

 

Mike Tenay: Last night was the Bunkhouse Stampede, sadly the only fans who got to see it were in the Nassau Coliseum but luckily for those who weren't the NWA is planning to release it on VHS and Beta video cassette!

 

Jim Crockett: Last night The NWA US tag titles changed hand when the Midnight Express defeated the Road Warriors and Doom in a three way tag match for the belts.

 

Mike Tenay: Also The NWA. Junior heavyweight title changed hands when Jushin Liger defeated the Wild Pegasus Chris Benoit.

 

(Theme from 2001: A Space Oddessy(sp?) plays over the P.A system as Ric Flair walks out in a suit and sunglasses with Barry Windham)

 

(Ric Flair grabs the mic and starts to speak, but the crowd noise overpowers his voice)

 

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOO! Your looking at YOUR NWA champion whether you like it or not! Not Dusty Rhodes, not Magnum TA, not that little face painted punk Sting is your NWA champion I am. Last night at the Nassau Coliseum Dusty Rhodes to the limit and then some in our little "I quit match". No one NO ONE thought I could make that fat pig squeal.....But I did. (Barry Windham starts snorting like a pig)

 

Ric Flair: That's right I made Dusty Rhodes quit like the quitter he is. But I'm not here in this two bit beach "haven" to talk about that tub of lard. I'm here to talk about a whole different tub of lard....Big Van Vader. Now Big Van Vader did defeat Antonio Inoki in less then three minutes over in Japan and Big Van Vader is undefeated as of yet in the NWA. But he's not the Nature Boy Ric Flair and he'll never be as good as the Nature Boy Ric Flair. (Barry Windham grabs the mic from Flair)

 

Barry Windham: And he'll never be Horsemen material!

 

Ric and Barry: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Ric Flair: You've beaten a lot of great wrestlers in the NWA.....but to be the man you've got to beat the man. Vader your looking at the man right now.

 

(Ric Flair's theme music hits over the P.A. system again as Flair exits into the heel locker room)

 

(Back to the announcers table)

 

Jim Crockett: Did Ric Flair just lay down a challenge to the 400 pound monster Vader!?

Mike Tenay: I think he just did. We're gonna have to get the Commish's word on this one. For now let's go down to ringside.

 

Barry Horowitz vs Sid Vicious : Horowitz takes a headbutt from Sid Vicious. Bodyslam by Sid. There's a two count on the pin. Sid Vicious gets taken down out of nowhere. Uninspiring brawling from Barry Horowitz. Sid takes a weak kick. Incredibly weak powerslam on Sid by Horowitz. Sid Vicious avoids a Barry Horowitz avalanche. Massive backbreaker, Horowitz got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Barry Horowitz is in trouble. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Barry Horowitz leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Sid Vicious comes running as well, and Horowitz gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

 

(Just what I expected for a simple squash. Although I'm pushing Horowitz as the NWA JTTS. Sid is coming along nicely..... I hope he's a main eventer by Starrcade so I can have Sting Vs Sid as a semi main event to Flair Vs whoever I decide to put Flair against)

 

(Flair opens the door to the Horsemen locker room, in the background Tully Blanchard and JJ Dillon are watching a basketball game on the Big screen TV in the Horsemen locker room and Arn Anderson is taping his wrists and putting his gear on)

 

(Blanchard and Dillon stop what they're doing and go over to congratulate Flair for his successful title defense at Bunk House Stampede)

 

Ric Flair: Tully that's a compliment coming from you...after all you did have one hell of an I quit match with Magnum TA at Starrcade a few years back.

JJ Dillon:(In an excited voice) What did ya think of my win last night?

(Before Ric Flair can answer, Arn Anderson walks over and pulls Flair aside)

 

Arn:(whispering so Tully and JJ can't hear) Ric I thought you would give ME the title shot at Chi Town Rumble after all I did win the #1 contendership battle royal.

Ric: Brother I never said I was giving Vader the shot at the NWA title at Chi Town Rumble, I was just trying to get him to stop running his big fat lips.

Arn: *sigh* Alright.....as long as I get the shot at Chi Town Rumble.

(Flair goes to shake Arn's hand but Arn pulls away his hand at the last minute)

Ric: Arn you're going to be one hell of a tough guy to beat.

Arn: What you think you can beat me? I've been protecting you for two years, if it weren't for me Dusty Rhodes would've killed ya.

Ric: (Getting angry) I think I can....(All of a sudden the door busts open and in walks Big Van Vader who's wearing a tanktop and sweatpants and The Great Muta who's wearing his ring entrance gear)

Big Van Vader: HEY FLAIR YOU LITTLE BLEACHED BLOND HAIRED PUNK! Me and Muta wanna match against you and one of your little Horsemen buddies.

Ric: Well I guess the match is on.....how about oh? Tonight!

(The rest of the Horsemen run over to try and convince Flair not to fight Muta and Vader tonight)

Ric: Oh I'm fighting them tonight and my partner will be The Enforcer Arn Anderson!(Arn walks over to Flair and extends his hand)

Arn:My pleasure Nature Boy!

(Flair walks off without shaking Arn's hand)

 

British Bulldogs vs Commandos : Big forearm by Dynamite Kid, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Commando tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Blind lariat by Dynamite, Commando never saw it coming until it was too late. Tag between Commando #2 and Commando #1. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Commando #1 uses a forearm to the face. Dynamite counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dynamite Kid snap suplexes Commando. Dynamite tags out to Davey Boy Smith. Dynamite Kid scoops up Commando. Davey Boy bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Nice piledriver on Commando. Brutal powerbomb on Commando. Tag between Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid. Commando #2 scoops up Dynamite for a slam, then turns....but Commando #1 accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Dynamite, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Dynamite Kid floors Commando #1. Here it comes - Swandive Headbutt, forget about it. 1....2...3! **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

(Commando #2 didn't sell too much, if he knows what's good for him he'll start selling soon. Anywho this was realistic I bet the Bulldogs could've carried a pair of tag team jobbers to a **1/2 match easily in the 80's)

 

Lex Luger vs Mike Justice : Luger hits a right hand. Back elbow connects, Justice staggers backward. Spear by Lex Luger. Lex Luger scores with a big spinebuster. Lex Luger has Mike Justice down on the canvas. Here it comes...Torture Rack! Mike Justice taps! Arn Anderson comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Luger turns around...straight into a DDT!! Lex Luger has been left down on the canvas. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

(Ah paint by numbers Squash Arn ran in cause I accidently forgot to end the Anderson&Blanchard Vs Sting and Luger feud)

 

(David Crockett is backstage with Cyndi Lauper, a recent NWA signee)

David Crockett: Cyndi Lauper! Cyndi Lauper! Is here! One of the biggest pop stars of the 1980's is here in Asbury Park!

Cyndi Lauper: I'm here to talk about that little mama's boy Jim Cornette, If he comes near me I'll slap him so hard, he won't have to wear those stupid glasses anymore.

David Crockett: Is it true you're going to accompany the Road Warriors tonight in there match against the Midnight Express?

Cyndi Lauper: I'm gonna take my men the Road Warriors out to the ring tonight. They'll win the US titles back from those two little BUTT kissers the Midnight Express (Cyndi Lauper walks off screen)

 

 

Midnight Express(With Jim Cornette) vs Road Warriors(with Cyndi Lauper) (For The NWA US Tag Titles) : Flying shoulder tackle by Eaton sends Hawk to the mat. Nice piledriver on Hawk. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Dennis Condrey. Midnight Express hook up Hawk, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening on Road Warrior Hawk by Condrey. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hawk receives some punishment. Hawk counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Massive lariat, apparently Hawk has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Hawk tags out to Road Warrior Animal. Running knee lift from Road Warrior Animal. Spear by Road Warrior Animal. Animal drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Condrey tags out to Bobby Eaton. Massive backbreaker, Animal got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Lifting DDT by Bobby Eaton, looked good. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Animal takes a headbutt from Bobby Eaton. Animal powers out of a headlock. Eaton walks into a spike slam.Jim Cornette tries to hand his tennis racket over to the dazed Eaton but Cyndi Lauper intercepts it and hits Eaton with it. Bobby Eaton staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Midnight Express look like they aren't done...and they attack Road Warriors! After an exchange of blows, Animal and Hawk are laid out in the ring. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

(I wrote the finish cause the SK finish was crappy so I decide to make my own. Two nights in a row the Express carried the Road Warriors to quite a decent little match)

 

(Arn Anderson is in the back preparing for his match tonight by doing jumping jacks when his usual tag partner Tully Blanchard walks up to him)

 

Tully: Arn, don't you think you were being a little harsh with Flair tonight?

Arn: Look Tully we've made Ric Flair what he is today. We don't need Ric Flair(Tully nods in approval) Ric Flair needs us. The only thing Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard need are Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard.

(Both men cackle maniacally)

 

Enforcer \ Flair vs Vader \ Muta : Big Van Vader fires off some right and left hands. Vader slams Ric Flair down. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to The Great Muta. Vader \ Muta hook up Flair, then hit a double suplex. Cover for a two count. Driven DDT by The Great Muta. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Flair ducks a wild right hand. Brainbuster suplex by Ric Flair, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. There's a two count on the pin. Flair tags out to Arn Anderson. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Muta hits hard. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Vertical suplex by Arn Anderson. The Great Muta fights out of a grapple. Spin kick by The Great Muta to the face. Tag to Big Van Vader. Enforcer takes a headbutt from Big Van Vader. Tag to Ric Flair. Rude Awakening on Ric Flair by Vader. Flair scores with a forearm, sending Vader down into the corner. The referee pulls Ric Flair away to get the break. Wait! Vader has pulled something out of his tights. Ric Flair walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Ric Flair looks angry. Arn Anderson seems to have injured his knee, and is holding onto the ropes for support. Flair walks over and tries to help Anderson up but the injury was rouse and Anderson grabs Flair and DDTs him onto the floor. Flair is bleeding like a stuck pig. BAH GAWD! Looks like this partnership is over!I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this.

(Awesome match and angle to turn Flair into NWA's #1 babyface)

 

Well it was pretty decent for a show filled with mostly squash matches. My next show will be posted tommorow.

[Guest kingkamala]

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