I am SYPHILLIS!!!

[Guest Matt Young]

LMAO... I just saw the funniest commercial ever. It was a preview for an upcoming MTV movie which I think is about the government controlling sex education or something. Anyway, it had this little Japanese kid dressed as some giant rash or something, and he was like, "Don't let the cute costume fool you. Blah blah blah... I can give you painful sores all ocer your genitals. Go ahead.... try me. Have pre-marital sex. I.... am SYPHILLIS!!!!"

 

You must see this at any cost.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

LMAO... I just saw the funniest commercial ever.  It was a preview for an upcoming MTV movie which I think is about the government controlling sex education or something.  Anyway, it had this little Japanese kid dressed as some giant rash or something, and he was like, "Don't let the cute costume fool you.  Blah blah blah... I can give you painful sores all ocer your genitals.  Go ahead.... try me.  Have pre-marital sex.  I.... am SYPHILLIS!!!!"

 

 You must see this at any cost.

Oh great another preachy show from Mtv.

 

No thanks.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I thought it was funny. Aired durring the True Life: Fat Camp show...or maybe right after. With their anti pot commercials this looks like one the government would run

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Maybe the theme song will be "Synthetic" by Spineshank. Reason?

 

CHORUS (how it actually goes):

Synthetic!

(I am) Synthetic! (repeat, and then some other lines)

 

CHORUS (How it actually SOUNDS):

SYPHILLIS!

(I've got) SYPHILLIS!

[Guest Matt Young]

I saw it during the Fat Camp show, too. And by the way, laParka, I sure as hell won't be watching the show. It's just the commercial that is great.