SNES Super Wrestlemania

[Guest nWoScorpion]

-Where should I begin with this montrosity of a video game eh? I remember this game being so f*ckin cool back ,in, what? 1992? Yea thats right. Hulkamania has come to an end, The NAture Boy was leading the pack, JAke Roberts was on his way out, and we had a few tag teams.

 

(If you notice any typos, its because I took 3 pills in 10 minutes,so bear with me.)Wrestlemania Challenge (which was pretty cool), Steel Cage challenge, and King of the Ring. Not as good as SNES's Royal Rumble or Raw though. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!

 

-Atleast this game was better then NES's Wrestlemania,

 

-Lets pop this baby in the machine and find out how this game is. Howard Finkel! And if you can't guess who the next person shown is, leave f*cking town! Anyway its Huuuuulk hogan (echos) Huuuuuulk Hogan.

 

-Choice of Singles, Tag Team, or survivor Series Matches. What a selection! And N64 cant come up with the survivor Series match mode? fuck them. I choose Survivor Series.

 

-What a roster!!! Hulk hogan, Randy Savage, The Undertaker! Jake Roberts! Sid Justice! Ted Dibiase (as usual)! Hawk! Animal! Typhoon! Earthquake!! Who the f*ck came with idea of using them 2!? Both idea sucked or were long gone within months.

 

-I choose Hogan, Savage, Legion of Doom. And the computer AS USUAL chooses The Natural Disastors of wrestling cause they suck so bad, Ted Dibiase, The Undertaker.

 

-So its the Hulkamaniacs!....vs. The Million Dollar Team!! Wait, wheres Zues, Roberts, Demolition & Powers of PAin? Oh eait, that was a real match in 1989. Talk about your recycling. Its a bad trade off or somethin. My wrists are hurting from my Polio now.

 

-We get...NO MUSIC!!! UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH! Thats all the noise. FART! FART! FART! FART! Thats when you stomp. And the moves are simple. Slam, Suplex, Elbow, Heabutt, Pnch * Kick. & THATS ALL!!!! And the running........something. Comic Releif: Continue stomping on Typhoon "Ate to many Anchiladas eh Essa?" Ok, I'm no comic, but what the fuck, I try, I try. Seriously punching them sounds like burps and kicking them sound slike farts. Lay off the F*CKIN MEXICAN!!!

 

-Tag To Savage, Slam on Bufoon, Elbow off the top rope! (NO FINISHERS EVEN HOGAN CAN DO IT!) For 3 sending the fat untalented slug out of here. Bye Bye Earthquake and this game is god.

 

-God, 2 minutes in and I want to throw this game out a window. BReaks the record for WWF King Of The Ring. Atleast we had Bret, Yoko & Narcissist in it. (with VERY Shitty graphics.) HAwk is my sacrificial lamb as i take him out to pasture with Earthquake causing a double count-out. woo-hoo! <dances to the charleston> Yes, Im using cheap heat to gain some laughs.

 

-Dibiase is on the brink of exuastion and Taker wont tag in. See Survivor Series 1993 for details.

 

<goes to the bathroom>

 

-Wholy shit!!! I lost Randy savage!!! Damn you Undertaker! Damn you! Well, I still got Hogan, so you know. Hogan & Animal vs. Taker & Dibiase. Wow! Who is the WEAKEST LINK!? Animal, im sorry, but fuck you, Ted Dibiase with the easy pin. Time for Hogans miracle comeback!

 

-Bye Bye Dibiase! 1-2-3! Undertaker, slam, elbow, bye! Hogan wins! Hogan wins! Hogan wins!

 

(yes, more JR inuendos.)

 

-May I also remind everyone that the theme musics sound like a electric keyboard playing over and over. Sid theme sound slike Kona Crush's,  Hogans is of cours ein full, and everyone elses repeats. Roberts's is also cool.

 

Well that raps up this game, and if you cant tell by the tone of my fingers, THUMBS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WAY DOWN!!!!!