How could WWE make Front Page News?

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

In what ways do you believe WWE could make front page news?

The only way i can think of is like if say, their private plane crashed and all the wrestlers, writers, Mcmahon's etc died.. but they wouldnt all fit on the plane now would they?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

This is a really stupid thread idea. Put crap like this in NHB or don't bother posting it at all.

[Guest Sturgis]

"WWE GOES OUT OF BUSINESS"

 

It will be on the front page... of business or sports

[Guest Razor Roman]

"Vince McMahon elected President of the United States; Torrie Wilson has name legally changed to Monica"

[Guest razazteca]

Vince McMahon to serve some jail time after years of cheating on income taxes.

 

ENRON aint got sh!t on WWE

[Guest SP-1]

"Latest Edition of WWE RAW elevated younger talent at the expense of older, devalued performers."

[Guest MrRant]

Drop someone else from the rafters.

[Guest B-X]

Drop someone else from the rafters.

Thats it. The "least expected smarky-shock response contest" is over. We have a winner right here folks.

[Guest MrRant]

Drop someone else from the rafters.

Thats it. The "least expected smarky-shock response contest" is over. We have a winner right here folks.

Thank You.

 

 

::Walks off with award::

[Guest DJ Jeff]

If the WWE went out of business, that would make front page news probably. It's about the only way at the time that I can think of them making front page news.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

DJ Jeff is dull in NHB too. Pity.

 

They could make front page news by getting the 2004 presidential candidates to appear on WWE TV for a debate, like they wanted them to do in 2000.

[Guest T®ITEC]

They could start wildly supporting Communism, ..then Vince McMahon could come out and save us.

 

Sort of like that dream I had.

 

 

...Nah. They'd have to die. Sad yet true.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

A COMMUNIST WWE????

 

VINCENT K. LENIN????

 

(swoons)

[Guest AM The Kid]

I've already had them on my front page many times.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

WWE stages mock terrorist attack on Raw.

[Guest phoenixrising]

Going through with burning the flag like the Un-Americans threatened to do would do the trick.

 

Obviously, someone dying during the event would be front page news. Or if something happened like The Plane Ride except the guy who got tossed against the cabin door forced it open and the plane crashed...no one would know why the door opened if no one survived...

 

Going out of business.

 

Getting a well-known celebrity to appear...and then running an angle with them ala Tyson in 1997.