Kamala's WWA EWR Diary

[Guest kingkamala]

Hi I'm going to be posting my WWA diary in the next few weeks. I'm the new headwriter of the WWA, Connor McGrath. I plan to give the people of Europe, Asia, Australia and other countries of the world, the same heart pounding action we have in the states. Currently we have one television show on Saturday Night on BBC and here in the states on BBC America. Our roster is filled with main event stars, stars from the past and up and comers looking to make a name for themselves:

 

Our roster goes like this:

 

The Blue Meanie

Brad Armstrong

Danny Doring

Dan Severn

Dick Togo

Essa Rios

Gedo

Gillberg

Jado

Johnny Grunge

Kamala(My personal favorite of our roster)

Koko B. Ware

Konnan

Lash LeRoux

Mens Teioh

Midajah(non wrestler)

Mike Quackenbush

Mike Sanders

Mr. Hughes

Nathan Jones

Reckless Youth

Ricky Morton

Roadkill

Robert Gibson

Rocco Rock

Savio Vega

Scott Steiner

Sid Vicious(non wrestler)

Stevie Ray(non wrestler)

Tempest

The Barbarian

The Cat

Villano IV

Villano V

 

 

Currently we run in halls in Great Britain and the rest of Europe that sit 500 to 700 people. Tonight from Broxbourne, England we'll present to you the one night tournament for the WWA tag team titles. And in the main event a three way match for the first coveted spot in the WWA heavyweight title tournament.

 

 

Live from Broxbourne, England it's WWA TV now to your hosts Jeremy Borash and "Straight Shooting" Stevie Ray

 

Jeremy Borash: Tonight we have an exciting eight team tournament for the coveted WWA tag team titles. Let's go over the brackets:

 

The Rock and Roll Express take on the Villanos

Public Enemy takes on the Armstrongs

Danny Doring and Roadkill take on recent WWA signee Jerry Flynn and the Barbarian

Gedo and Jado fresh from a tour of Japan take on Gillberg and Koko B. Ware.

 

The stakes get higher in the 2nd round as the semi final matches are a hardcore match for the first semi final match and a ladder match for the second semi final match. In the finals, the four finalists will fight in a 15 foot steel cage for the WWA tag team titles. Now let me introduce my broadcasting partner Stevie Ray.

 

Stevie Ray: Y'know Jeremy I'm really excited for the main event Triple threat match Scott Steiner Vs Dan Severn Vs Konnan for the first spot in the WWA world title tournament. These guys all three of them are world class wrestlers and former world champions at that.

Jeremy Borash: Let's go down to ringside for our first match!!!

 

 

Rock N Roll Express vs Vil IV \ Vil V : Robert Gibson hits a crap missile dropkick on Vil IV. Tag to Villano V. Gibson hits a dropkick on Villano V. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Tag between Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton. Morton, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Villano V. Vil V tags out to Villano IV. Back heel kick from Morton on Vil IV. Ricky Morton scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Villano IV is all alone...Double Dropkick!! 1....2....3! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

(Ahhh hunk of crap squash. The MQ sucked....the CR sucked and the OR sucked. Hopefully the rest of the tourney will be a bit better.)

 

Public Enemy vs Armstrongs Brothers : Lame kick from Flyboy. Running clothesline from Rocco Rock, sloppily done. Rocco Rock scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Tag to Brad Armstrong. Brad hits a back kick. Brad Armstrong misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Brad Armstrong takes a right hand to the temple from Flyboy. Flyboy tags out to Johnny Grunge. Rocco Rock scoops up Brad. Grunge bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Powerslam from Johnny Grunge on Brad. Johnny Grunge scores with a weakly-hit standing spinebuster. Tag to Rocco Rock. Rocco Rock misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Brad Armstrong knocks Flyboy to the outside, then signals for the Russian Legsweep. He reaches out of the ring for Rocco Rock...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Flyboy sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Public Enemy signal to each other...and they attack Armstrongs Brothers! After an swift brawl, Brad and Steverino are left down in the ring. Rating: 1\2 star.

(Ah yes brings me back memories of 97/98 episodes of WCW SN. This match sucked a load so I hope just hope this card gets a little better from here)

 

(Backstage Commish Sid Vicious is shaking hands with some of the roster, he comes across lieutenant commish Mike Sanders who offers him a handshake)

Mike Sanders: Hey Sid, I booked myself into a match at the PPV. Myself Vs whoever wins the fatal fourway tonight for the WWA cruiserweight title.

Sid: Whose in the four way?

Mike Sanders: Essa Rios, Reckless Youth, Tempest and Lash LeRoux.

Sid: (Thinks about it for a short time) Alright sounds good(Sanders starts to exit the room) (Sid grabs Sanders by the shoulder at the last minute). But you better watch yourself(gets in Sanders' face) I WANT NO MISTAKES in the WWA!!!

 

Doring and Roadkill vs Barbarian \ Flynn : Doring bodyslams The Barbarian. Big backdrop on Barbarian, executed well. Lifting DDT by Danny Doring, looked good. Tag to Jerry Flynn. Lame kick from Flynn. Danny Doring reverses a hip toss. Flynn gets slammed. Tag to Roadkill. Doring and Roadkill hook up Flynn, then hit a double suplex. Spear by Roadkill. Brutal powerbomb on Flynn. Tag to Danny Doring. Jerry Flynn climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Doring. The Barbarian bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Flynn by accident. Danny Doring moves in for the kill. Wham Bam! 1....2....3. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

(WOW ** for this match....Doring is a potential star for the future in my WWA. Barbarian and Flynn make good cannon fodder for the younger guys and Roadkill will remain steady in his role as comedy mid carder)

 

Gedo \ Jado vs Koko \ Gillberg : Spinning back kick from Gedo. Gedo uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Springboard dropkick from Gedo. Nicely done. Tag between Koko B Ware and Gillberg. Gedo takes a weak kick. Gedo blocks the suplex attempt. Stiff high kick on Gillberg by Gedo who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Gedo tags out to Jado. Gedo \ Jado whip Gillberg into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Lightning kick by Jado on Gillberg. Springboard dropkick from Jado. Nicely done. Tag to Gedo. Gedo floors Gillberg. Here it comes - Gedo Clutch, forget about it. 1....2...3! Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

(It got a bad rating but that's what I was expecting since this match was basically a squash. Gedo and Jado were impressive in their roles of Spot monkeys in this match.)

 

Jeremy Borash: Let's go backstage to backstage interviewer the Cat!

 

(The Cat is backstage standing next to Scott Steiner who is attired in jeans and a WWA UK tour t-shirt)

(Scott Steiner grabs the mic from the Cat)

The Cat: Hey YOU! You don't mess with the Cat! Somebody call my mama.

(Steiner shooes the Cat away)

Scott Steiner: TONIGHT in this very ring! I will not just beat but destroy Konnan and Dan Severn. They might be great wrestlers but they're nothing compared to a former WCW champion and a former WCW and WWF tag team champion. It will be a good night for them if they don't get sent to the ER room. And remember Big Poppa Pump is your hookup! Holler if ya here me!

(Scott Steiner throws the mic down and exits the room)

 

Rock N Roll Express vs Public Enemy : Gibson hits a dropkick on Johnny Grunge. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Ricky Morton hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Rock N Roll Express whip Grunge into the corner. Ricky Morton whips Robert Gibson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Rocco Rock elbows Ricky Morton in the face to break a hammerlock. Flyboy hits a stump piledriver on Ricky Morton, although it was quite weak in its execution. Johnny Grunge scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Johnny Grunge misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Ricky Morton floors Grunge, then signals for the Flying Cross Body. Meanwhile, Johnny Grunge has something in his hands. Morton comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

(I'm starting to regret hiring the RnR express. The match was okay but I was expecting a lot more from this match. Ah well maybe its just a sign that the RnR express is extremely washed up)

 

Doring and Roadkill vs Gedo \ Jado : Jado gets slammed. Rude Awakening on Gedo by Roadkill. Face-first suplex onto the ladder from Doring. Gedo counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hard back suplex on Doring. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Gedo \ Jado whip Doring into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Roadkill is down. Jado with a whip into the ladder. Danny Doring powers out of a Gedo headlock. Spear by Roadkill. Jado gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Gedo is climbing the ladder! Doring and Roadkill see it...and run forward, knocking the ladder over! Gedo gets sent from the ladder, over the top rope to the outside! Doring and Roadkill set the ladder up, and climb up to claim the prize and get the victory! This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.

(That's your MOTN right there. All four guys seemed to be putting on a show out there. Too bad Gedo got injured as a result of his sick bump, Jado will probably be reduced to jobbing to Essa Rios until Gedo comes back. Ah well still I got a good match right here)

 

Lash LeRoux vs Essa Rios vs Reckless Youth vs Tempest : Lash LeRoux strikes Essa. Second rope flying axe handle, Essa goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Essa reverses a waistlock. Tag to Tempest. Hard back suplex on LeRoux. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? LeRoux reverses an irish whip...and Tempest runs into the referee. Tiger suplex on LeRoux, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Hard back suplex on LeRoux. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Lash LeRoux comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Lash LeRoux and Reckless Youth. Lightning kick by Youth on Tempest. Hard back suplex on Tempest. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tempest kicks Reckless Youth in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tempest hits a dropkick on Reckless Youth. Tiger suplex on Youth, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, three count, it's over. Tempest pins Youth. Dropkick connects, Tempest goes down. Spin kick by Essa Rios to the face. Cover for a two count. Lightning kick by Essa on Tempest. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Essa drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Essa walks into a face crusher variation. Tag between Tempest and Lash LeRoux. Diamond Dust from Lash LeRoux, Essa is out. Pin, three count, it's over. Lash LeRoux pins Essa. Lash LeRoux scores with a back heel kick on Tempest. Tempest counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Tempest crushes LeRoux with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. LeRoux blocks the suplex attempt. Flying elbow from Lash LeRoux. Tempest is in trouble. Here it comes - Whiplash. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.

(This was good, four average-pretty good wrestlers putting on a decent show. The Lash LeRoux-Mike Sanders showdown for the WWA cruiserweight title at the PPV looks to be a good one.

 

Scott Steiner vs Dan Severn vs Konnan : Konnan drives a forearm into the chest of Poppa Pump. Double arm suplex by Konnan, Severn hits hard. Scott Steiner avoids a Konnan avalanche. Konnan takes a right hand to the temple from Poppa Pump. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, Poppa Pump may be winded. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard impact russian legsweep by Konnan. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Dan Severn powers out of a Konnan headlock. Poppa Pump \ Severn whip Konnan into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Sloppy tornado punch from Scott Steiner, Konnan barely got hit. Cover gets three. Scott Steiner pinned Konnan. Powerslam from Scott Steiner on Severn. Severn reverses a waistlock. Corkscrew brainbuster suplex, Severn hit it well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scott Steiner fights out of a grapple. Big clothesline from Poppa Pump. Dan Severn gets knocked to the ground by Poppa Pump. Steiner Recliner!!! Dan Severn taps out! I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

 

(Wow three good matches in a row. Hate to say it but I'm starting to care about this WWA. All three guys seemed to hustling out there hence the 75% match quality rating)

 

Doring and Roadkill vs Public Enemy (For The WWA Tag Titles) : Johnny Grunge hits a weak punch on Danny Doring. Roadkill bodyslams Rocco Rock. Incredibly weak powerslam on Doring by Grunge. Rocco Rock comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big clothesline from Flyboy. Public Enemy hook up Doring, then hit a double suplex. Johnny Grunge DDTs Doring, poorly executed. Rocco Rock climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Roadkill! Doring counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Danny Doring throws Grunge into the cage. Doring and Roadkill whip Flyboy into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying shoulder tackle by Roadkill sends Grunge to the mat. Danny Doring misses a clothesline. Johnny Grunge throws Roadkill into the cage. Grunge and Doring both climb up and over the cage, leaving their partners battling it out. Tempest appeared on the outside, and came in via the door...and floored Roadkill with a chair! Flyboy took the opportunity and left the cage to get the win for Public Enemy! Doring and Roadkill are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Grunge, Flyboy and Tempest. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.

(I think I made a wrong decision giving Public Enemy the tag titles but I can always hotshit the titles to Doring and Roadkill. Stil Doring and Roadkill carried Public Enemy to a decent outing)

 

Well Danny Doring and Roadkill were the stars of my WWA basically tonight. To congratulate them I'm putting Doring in the WWA title tournament and I'm giving Roadkill a match on the PPV somewhere.