The One and Only WWE Smackdown Thread (12-12-02)

[Guest Nevermortal]

So now what, is Torrie going to have to go up and down her street and tell everyone she's a sexual predator?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

5.6, right there.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Don't you feel it? That segment is going to pass up "This is your life Rock" as the highest rated ever!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

At the wedding HHH will come out and reveal that he secretly married Al.

Thus beginning the reign of the Helmsley/Wilson Era.

 

THIS is supposed to be the second-highest rated segment this week?

 

Someone kill Kevin Dunn.

Give me directions, I'll grab my shotgun.

 

I wouldn't even waste a shell, I'd just bludgeon him to death with it.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Why is WWE full of fucking morons?

[Guest AndrewTS]

So now what, is Torrie going to have to go up and down her street and tell everyone she's a sexual predator?

I'm getting HHH/Kane/Katie Vick vibes already...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oh.....and they just played "My Time" in that Anthology commercial........but not in the RAW clip?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

So, it's ok to play "My time" to advertise Anthology, but forbidden on past footage. Cardinal rule of WWE!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Why is WWE full of fucking morons?

Because this is Vince's vision?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah...Jamie Noble!

 

And this week...the debut of the man...they call...NUNZIO!

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I hope no one ever calls me a sexual predator, if it's enough to break down Torrie, I can't imagine the effects on little old me!

[Guest Kingpk]

Fuck James Marsters, the best acting job this season on UPN goes to Al Wilson for showing a record 2 emotions!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Cole - "The downward spiral continues"

 

You're damn right!

 

Well atleast we get to find out who Nunzio is now.

[Paul Stanley 0]

6'11"...320...

 

Tazz, Nunzio isn't a HOSS~! otherwise he would of debuted weeks ago.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

According to Joey Numbahs...Nunzio's a HOSS BAH GAWD!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Crash...great. Well, at least I care about him more than the WWE Champ on this now-shitty show.

[Guest creativename]

EDIT: Never mind.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Nunzio!!!!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Fuck James Marsters, the best acting job this season on UPN goes to Al Wilson for showing a record 2 emotions!

The Emmys have done that to James Marsters for awhile now.

 

James Marsters = One of the most underrated actors today.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Where's my Pizza?

[Guest AndrewTS]

GUIDO!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Is that an ECW chant I hear?

 

..."Nunzio's" dressed like an Ice Cream man.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Cole..

 

"Whoever he is he's beating the hell out of Crash!"

 

Gee, WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS YOU STUPID FUCK??

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Watching Taz(z) pretend to not know who this is...HILARIOUS.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Cole just delivered the gheyest line of commentary I have EVER heard.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Steiner lived a dream of mine and tore Steph up for that contract, sigh..

[Guest AndrewTS]

MC doing the "holla if ya hear me" catchphrase and Tazz doing the "Boomshakalaka."

 

Please someone kill those two.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Is that an ECW chant I hear?

 

..."Nunzio's" dressed like an Ice Cream man.

He's unleashing some soft-serve whoopass on Crash.

Steiner lived a dream of mine and tore Steph up for that contract, sigh..

I had a similar dream, only I literally did it. With my bare hands. And used her severed head for a hood ornament.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Where the fuck did Stephanie McMahon learn to walk?

[Guest AndrewTS]

HERE COME DA JUGS!