The One and Only WWE Smackdown Thread (12-12-02)

[Guest Nevermortal]

Chances Rey Misterio will get revenge: Slim to none.

[Guest AndrewTS]

AHHHHHH!!!

 

I missed SD last week and..

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

Put a FUCKING SHIRT ON, ALBERT!!!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PUSHING ALBERT???????

 

He looks so out of place with people who are...you know...not bad.

 

Can't wait for Misterio to get back and feud with Albert.

 

sigh.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

LISTEN TO THAT POP FOR ANGLE!

[Guest Nevermortal]

3 HHH MUSCLE POSES~!

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Joint production"

 

Translation: get lots of weed if you want to enjoy it.

[Guest Kingpk]

WTF is Albert doing in that shot?

[Guest creativename]

Hehehehehe....Steph FINALLY is made to look bad!

Austin is a lot bigger fish than Steiner.

 

F*CK...I just realized that we'll probably have to sit through yet another lame ass Austin as free agent storyline.

 

I really hope they don't do that, and just stick him on one show right from the beginning.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

They're pimping the RAW Main Event???

 

Well it's official that Edge/A Train is a Armageddon match.......smell the buyrate.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Well atleast Albert has jeans in that Armagedon lineup

[Guest Nevermortal]

Big Show & Albert = 2 Tunzafun

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...what the hell is up with those midgets holding the camera?

[Guest AndrewTS]

May I just say, FUCK YOU JR YOU MELTY-FACED PIECE OF SHIT!?!?

 

Now I can't watch Angle's match in fear of watching the Blubber Twins jiggle around the ring.

[Guest Kingpk]

Geez, enough of the Star Trek movies already.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....for some perverse reason, I want to see Big Show wrestle matches in a suit.

[Guest Nevermortal]

THE UNION~!

 

Oh wait, its just Albert.

[Guest Kingpk]

Ooh, train-themed music, THAT'LL get him over.

 

They should have remixed Tugboat's theme.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Wow, this match is going to have to be 15 minutes. Albert and Show 15 minutes? Scary.........

[Guest CanadianChris]

Hey, weird. Heyman was wearing that scarf on Off The Record.

 

And get rid of that train whistle shit already. Bad enough he's crappy himself without having crappy music too.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Paul

"Hate" Man

 

Are the guys who write up the planted signs total idiots, or just the fans here?

 

Besides, I thought Paul loved men?

[Guest Army Eye]

what a lame entrance

[ChrisMWaters 0]

A-Train vs. Tugboat...

 

BATTLE OF THE TRANSPORTATION DEVICES!

[Guest CanadianChick]

A-Train vs. Tugboat...

 

BATTLE OF THE TRANSPORTATION DEVICES!

Nah, make it a three way with Deisel.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Big Show + A-Train = Fire & Ice 2K2

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did Albert just yell "Crash......Smash......Bash" as he threw those sholder thrusts?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...A-Train and Big Show: Dangerous Alliance V. 2.0?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Watch Edge hit 3 Missle dropkicks once he gets back on the offensive.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Well I was almost right.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

ANGLE SLAM TO THE FAT FUCKS! NOW HE'S GOING OLYMPIC!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And we see right there why Kurt mentioned the idea of Lesnar in Show's corner.