Guest Nevermortal Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Threatens To Kill Airline Passenger - Dec. 9, 2002 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist. The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman. A member of Yngwie's touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie's reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was "assaulted" by the offended passenger. To download an MP3 file containing Yngwie's response to the "water attack", including his now-legendary phrase "You've unleashed the fucking fury," click here (file size: 1.7 MB). Funniest thing I've heard all day, without question. "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!"
Guest converge241 Posted December 12, 2002 Report Posted December 12, 2002 did he try to solo on her ass? thats hilarious LMAO
Guest Kibagami Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 "God bless the homicidal manics. They make life worthwhile." -George Carlin K.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 I think I'd have to laugh in someone's face if they said it to me...although he probably thought it sounded pretty tough
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Oh lord, that is absolute gold. He sounds so bloody serious saying it. This is undoubtedly going to be something I say at the end of every conversation for the next week. Infinite thanks for this shining ray of glory, Nevermortal.
Guest goodhelmet Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 you never remember... i'll never forget... you fucking cunt! does yngvie still have the aquanet hairdo?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 I think the funnier part, which is right before his back to back "You've unleashed the fuckin fury"...he says a couple sentences, and through his drunken blubber you can't make out one word of it
Guest Nevermortal Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 Actually its Swedish cursing... He says: "Nu javlar!"
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 When my band gets recording our demo, I'm gonna put the sound byte "You've unleased the fucking fury" before the first song...it's just to goddamned funny to pass up.
Guest converge241 Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 i said it to someone today who has no clue what it means its becoming part of my lexicon
Guest converge241 Posted December 13, 2002 Report Posted December 13, 2002 and no i didnt even explain it either
Guest Human Fly Posted December 14, 2002 Report Posted December 14, 2002 I've listened to this approx. 10 times in the last day. It is hilarious! One part that no one has discussed is when Yngwie is trying to get someone to fight him and he says "come on" well I guess no one takes him up on it so like 5 seconds later he goes "COME ON!!". Classic. Remember he didn't pay for a first class seat so some cunt could dump water on him. Look at him!
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