Signs you watch wrestling too much

[Guest Jack Tunney]

The other day I was looking through some old pictures in my closet and I came across one that said "Nov. 14, 1997" on the back.The absolute first thought that popped into my head was,"Hey,that was around the time of the survivor series screwjob thingy". In fact I do this a lot with wrestling.Whenever I see my school yearbook from 1995 I get King Mabel stuck in m head and he doesnt come out.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

you must have ONE BIG HEAD

[Guest papacita]

Back in 11th Grade we had a history test on China...of course I kept slipping the "y" in there.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I do that too, Mr. Tunney. Any wrestling-related date is stuck in my head forever.

 

"Hey, what day is it?"

"August 23... Oh man! It's milk day!"

"What?"

"...Nevermind."

 

 

I've somehow associated nearly every old memory with whatever was going on in wrestling at the time.

 

"Here's a letter I got in.. Oh! April 1997. This is pretty old."

"April '97?" (thinking: "The first ECW PPV! What a great show that was!")

 

 

EDIT:

you must have ONE BIG HEAD

 

That really cracked me up. I started laughing like a dumbass. Luckily, I got myself under control. But still...

 

[Guest tajiriisgod]

I do that too, Mr. Tunney. Any wrestling-related date is stuck in my head forever.

 

"Hey, what day is it?"

"August 23... Oh man! It's milk day!"

"What?"

"...Nevermind."

I thought that happened on August 20th.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Sometimes, certain dates make me think about wrestling.....

 

 

 

March will forever remind me of WCW. That was the month of the last Nitro. Everytime I see March, last Nitro memories.

[Guest razazteca]

when playing backyard football I tackle everyone with Lariat or Spear.

[Guest dreamer420]

The date of November 9 still makes me want to vomit with rage.

[Guest tajiriisgod]

Sometimes, my mom makes me read a bedtime story to my brother, but instead of doing that, I put him in a sleeperhold

[Guest Sturgis]

Sometimes, my mom makes me read a bedtime story to my brother, but instead of doing that, I put him in a sleeperhold

I wouldn't do that if I were you we don't need another "older brother kills baby brother with wrestling move and it's all wrestling's fault.

[Guest tajiriisgod]

Well, I'm not HHH, so it doesn't work

[Guest Sturgis]

Well, I'm not HHH, so it doesn't work

Well that's true

[Guest T®ITEC]

I do that too, Mr. Tunney. Any wrestling-related date is stuck in my head forever.

 

"Hey, what day is it?"

"August 23... Oh man! It's milk day!"

"What?"

"...Nevermind."

I thought that happened on August 20th.

Uhm, oops.

 

Obviously, I have no memory.

[Guest kingkamala]

The date of November 9 still makes me want to vomit with rage.

That's my little brother's birthday. I remember because on his birthday that year we were staying at a hotel in New Hampshire and watching WCW Pro. And I mentioned that Survivor Series was that night and my brother was going to order it but the hotel didn't have PPV.

[Guest Insanityman]

When you type "La Parka" instead of "parka." You always use "no sell" or swear your being "Held down."

[Guest ArchoanJB]

When you can remember almost any match from any PPV since PPV's been in exsistence.

 

But wierdly it's ppv's from the past couple years the one's I've been forgetting the most.

[Guest ArchoanJB]

When you can remember almost any match from any PPV since PPV's been in exsistence.

 

But wierdly it's ppv's from the past couple years the one's I've been forgetting the most.

[Guest dreamer420]

When you can remember almost any match from any PPV since PPV's been in exsistence.

 

But wierdly it's ppv's from the past couple years the one's I've been forgetting the most.

I know what you mean. I can't remember hardly any of the PPV matches from about 2000 but I can remember the cards from all of WWF's first pay per views.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Back in 11th Grade we had a history test on China...of course I kept slipping the "y" in there.

LOL!!! Do they have a special marking scheme for Chyna Marks?

 

For me personally, i spoke SO MUCH about wrestling in 1997, my teacher forced me to write a 2 page essay on the Undertaker to make me shut up.

 

To his surprise, i returned 10 minutes later, work done and still in love with wrestling.

 

Muhaahahahahahha

 

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