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Armageddon Drinking Game

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Allright, let's get this bad boy set up.

 

Michaels vs.HHH

1 shot each time JR makes it sound like Shawn might go over.

1 shot each time "passing the torch" is mentioned.

 

The Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

1 shot each time Show stares down Lesnar, and vice versa.

2 shots for each false finish.

2 shots for SSSSLLOOWWW offense.

 

Chris Jericho & Christian vs. The Dudley Boys vs. Booker T & Goldust vs. William Regal & Lance Storm

1 shot each time someone dozes off.

 

Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline

1 shot each time JR calls Victoria a psycho or some variant.

 

Kane vs. Batista

1 shot each itme you hear the word "hoss"

 

Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero

1 shot for each "Holy shit" moment.

 

Edge vs. Albert

2 shots for slow offense

3 shots whenever Cole mentions Edge's knee.

2 shots each time Rey is mentioned

4 shots for each "Shave your back" chant.

 

Maven vs. Christopher Nowinski

 

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Allright, I obviously did this i na very half-assed way, This demands YOUR input, skizatches.

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Guest CanadianChick

1 shot for every time JR calls Victoria a "jezzebell" (I really don't think he actuallly knows what that means)

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Guest The Mighty Damaramu

Dude....I'd be drunk into the 2nd match.

And have alcohol poisoning by the time the show was over.

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Guest jester

Take a shot whenever JR says "deliberate pacing" or something like that to excuse why the fat slugs are moving sloooowly around the ring.

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Guest blachuuh_monkey

I think I would be shitfaced from the Benoit vs Eddy match alone.

How about 1 shot each time Bubba Ray yells something from the apron. I think he does that more than anybody I've ever seen

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Guest midnight_burn

1 shot for every minute the Big Show uses a rest hold.

 

2 shots each time the Raw Tag match turns into a random clusterfuck.

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Guest Will Scarlet

1 shot for each time the term "bowling shoe ugly" is mentioned. I have a bad feeling that it is going to brought into use a lot for the show.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

1 shot for every time JR mentions HBK's "heart".

 

1 shot for every time Benoit gets pissed off. On second thought, just drink the entire bottle of whatever you've got on hand.

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Guest The Enforcer
Allright, let's get this bad boy set up.

 

Michaels vs.HHH

1 shot each time JR makes it sound like Shawn might go over.

1 shot each time "passing the torch" is mentioned.

 

The Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

1 shot each time Show stares down Lesnar, and vice versa.

2 shots for each false finish.

2 shots for SSSSLLOOWWW offense.

 

Chris Jericho & Christian vs. The Dudley Boys vs. Booker T & Goldust vs. William Regal & Lance Storm

1 shot each time someone dozes off.

 

Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline

1 shot each time JR calls Victoria a psycho or some variant.

 

Kane vs. Batista

1 shot each itme you hear the word "hoss"

 

Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero

1 shot for each "Holy shit" moment.

 

Edge vs. Albert

2 shots for slow offense

3 shots whenever Cole mentions Edge's knee.

2 shots each time Rey is mentioned

4 shots for each "Shave your back" chant.

 

Maven vs. Christopher Nowinski

 

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Allright, I obviously did this i na very half-assed way, This demands YOUR input, skizatches.

Take a shot for the HBK kip-up. :cheers:

 

Also take a shot whenever Cole says "What is there relationship?"

 

And the next night, a shot for each match that gets a rating of DUD or lower from your favorite recapper.

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Guest tajiriisgod

1 shot for every miscalled move by the commentators.

 

1 shot for every time King makes a Diva reference outside of a women's match.

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Guest Angle-plex

1 shot every time Albert yells before he hits a move

 

5 shots for every time RVD is mentioned

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho

1 shot for every time Lawler yells "puppies" during the women's match

 

1 shot for every segment with Bischoff or Steph

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Guest Samurai_Goat

"5 shots for every time RVD is mentioned"

 

That's a good one for recovering alcoholics.

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Guest tajiriisgod

Another good 1 for recovering alcoholics:

 

7 shots for when Albert gets actual heat

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Guest Samurai_Goat

5 shots if Albert sits by a turnbuckle and just blades himself for five minutes straight, doing absolutly nothing else. Man, I'd drink to that. And I'd probably buy the pay per view, too.

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Guest midnight_burn

1 shot for each verbal blowjob JR sneaks in about A-Train during the show, despite the fact he won't be commentating for his match.

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Guest Human Fly

1 Shot everytime HHH gets put over by the announcers in other matches

1 Shot everytime there is a split screen replay

3 Shots if Paul Heyman gets his hat knocked off

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Guest tajiriisgod
1 shot for each verbal blowjob JR sneaks in about A-Train during the show, despite the fact he won't be commentating for his match.

1 more shot for JR's verbal blowjobs for Lance Storm and William Regal

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Guest CanadianChick

Then everybody will be piss drunk from the tag team elimination match alone...

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

1 shot for each time JR says "master of the ladder match" or "the match he made famous" (or something similar) in reference to HBK.

 

1 shot for each time JR says the same about the street fight portion in reference to HHH.

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Guest tajiriisgod

5 shots for each time King mentions something wrestling during the women's title match (or the entire show, for that matter)

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Guest midnight_burn

1 million shots for each match that is better than Benoit/Guerrero.

 

3 shots if Kurt Angle wins (1 for each month his lame-duck caretaker title reign will last for).

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Guest CanadianChick

make it 100 shots for every time Lawler mentions women's wrestling, 'cause it will never happen...

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