Wrestlemania 4 Hours?

[Guest artDDP]

Don't forget that most of the preceeding three hours will be filled with hilarious skits involving Chris Jericho, Triple-H, Stephanie McMahon, and lotion.

 

The Rock-Hogan match will go forty minutes since the first ten will be both men standing in their corners so J.R. can spit out every cliche--I'm betting on "Explosion of epic proportions"--about it and both can beg the crowd to chant for them.  After that, they'll lock up and the run-ins will begin, not to mention the double features for every run-in drawing this match out to the point where--just like at the end of every telecast--every head in the room turns to me and asks:

 

"Why do you still watch this shit?"

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Can't argue with that.

 

I just hope the entrances, re-runs, skits etc won't add up to more time than the actual wrestling gets.

[Guest Choken One]

It's not a waste of Wrestling time...It's using up the same amount of time that the normal enterance would have and it hypes the match more.