Guest Croooooow! Posted March 7, 2002 Report Posted March 7, 2002 To be honest, I don't care for the subtitle on the main page. "Styling and profiling since 1999" just seems like it's trying too hard to be cool. I think it should be changed. So here are my suggestions: THE SMARKS News, reviews, and more for that "bitter five percent" THE SMARKS Bringing the content, seven days a week If you have an idea, put it down.
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted March 7, 2002 Report Posted March 7, 2002 THE SMARKS The online home of Scott Keith and some other people that no one reads. THE SMARKS Almost a bitter as Bret Hart. THE SMARKS Judas is our bitch.
Guest One Bad Apple Posted March 7, 2002 Report Posted March 7, 2002 I dunno ... I'd say those also seem like they're trying too hard to be cool. But I think, deep down, that's what people would like the best ... though "Croooooow!" may think otherwise. THE SMARKS BRINGING THE CONTENT~! THE SMARKS Learn to love it. THE SMARKS That bitter taste in your mouth. THE SMARKS Kicking ass and taking names since '99. THE SMARKS We don't bitch, we complain. Now, keep in mind I think all of those are awful. If one of these dumb ideas ever gets used, please do not give me credit. Please.
Guest RetroRob215 Posted March 7, 2002 Report Posted March 7, 2002 You can't say "Bringing the content 7 days a week" because that would be a lie. Anything else would be OK.
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted March 7, 2002 Report Posted March 7, 2002 The Smarks: Come for the bitching, stay for the catchphrases.
Guest AaronMarco Posted March 8, 2002 Report Posted March 8, 2002 How about: The Smarks- We say it, you get pissed and bitch about it.
Guest HellSpawn Posted March 9, 2002 Report Posted March 9, 2002 THE SMARKS Almost as bitter as Bret Hart. Im sorry SK and friends but Hey! this one is great.
Guest BernieLicious Posted March 9, 2002 Report Posted March 9, 2002 The Smarks What's A Clitoris? The Smarks Rubber Dolls Can't Press Charges
Guest Steve J. Rogers Posted March 9, 2002 Report Posted March 9, 2002 The Smarks Yes, we are SMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTT MMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS! The Smarks The home of CANADIAN VIOLENCE~! The Smarks CANADIAN VIOLENCE~! IT IS THE ONLY WAY The Smarks All Smark, All The Time The Smarks 'Nuff Said The Smarks BONZO GONZO! The Smarks If Ya SMELL WHAT THE SMARKS ARE COOKIN' The Smarks And that's the bottom line....
Guest The Vanilla Midget Posted March 10, 2002 Report Posted March 10, 2002 The Smarks And that's the bottom line.... or, following vince's byte this comments: The Smarks: We ARE your bottom line!
Guest Croooooow! Posted March 10, 2002 Report Posted March 10, 2002 Not your average fans. Personally, I think the subtitle should change daily.
Guest B-X Posted March 11, 2002 Report Posted March 11, 2002 Dude, I found a script that visitors to the site could interact with that would change the logo. Like place it under the Smarks logo.. Go to http://www.phonelosers.org to see how it works. Look under the USA Today type logo, and click whatever it says, there will be a brief explaination of what it does. Seems to me it would quell all this arguing over what the slogan should be.
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