Guest eenodol Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Hello. So, baiting. Baiting, for those of you who are uninitiated, is practiced by individuals with both too much time on their hands and a penchant for pissing people off (much like many posters on this very board!). Baiting, put simply, is logging onto a messenger of sorts (such as AIM or MSN) with a fake identity in order to "bait" people into conversation and, ultimately, embarass the living hell out of them. We, eenodol, have tried to become adept at baiting, and our attempts have mostly been met with failure. This particular gem, however, might be at least sorta-kinda funny (although, be forwarned, it may also be pretty offensive, but it isn't nearly as bad as the Kane/HHH necrophilia fiasco). This is what happens when a collective such as ourselves baits a wrestling fan into cybersex. So, enjoy, or don't. eenodol, for the purposes of this log, is gimmedatcum, and we had just been in a chat room searching for victims. Hot Todd 4 YOU:can you make me cum too? gimmedatcum:who else am i making cum? Hot Todd 4 YOU:I don't Hot Todd 4 YOU:know gimmedatcum:you're my one and only, baby Hot Todd 4 YOU:a/s/l? gimmedatcum:13/f/del Hot Todd 4 YOU:15/m/OH Hot Todd 4 YOU:got a pic or a webcam? gimmedatcum:yes gimmedatcum:i do Hot Todd 4 YOU:both? gimmedatcum:uh, no gimmedatcum:just a pic Hot Todd 4 YOU:oh Hot Todd 4 YOU:show me please gimmedatcum:you're awfully demanding arent you? Hot Todd 4 YOU:no Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'm sorry Hot Todd 4 YOU:show me if you feel I deserve it gimmedatcum:oh i feel you, but you need to get me off first Hot Todd 4 YOU:I have a nude pic of me gimmedatcum:of course you do Hot Todd 4 YOU:do you want it? gimmedatcum:do you? Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'd like to see your pic, and I wouldn't mind showing you mine gimmedatcum:first tell me about yourself... Hot Todd 4 YOU:I like sports and wrestling and stuff Hot Todd 4 YOU:what do you want to know? gimmedatcum:wrestling eh? whos your favorite wrestler? Hot Todd 4 YOU:it's always been Hulk Hogan gimmedatcum:awwww, thats sad Hot Todd 4 YOU:why? gimmedatcum:because he's balding and old and can barely run anymore Hot Todd 4 YOU:I know Hot Todd 4 YOU:but he made wrestling Hot Todd 4 YOU:from 84-94 there was never a bigger start Hot Todd 4 YOU:tell me something about you? gimmedatcum:no he didnt, VINCE MCMAHON made wrestling Hot Todd 4 YOU:Vince McMahon made sports entertainment gimmedatcum:i likes me cum hot and sticky gimmedatcum:you wanna cum on my face, hotshot? Hot Todd 4 YOU:sounds good gimmedatcum:you start, i need to get myself going Hot Todd 4 YOU:start what? gimmedatcum:the cyberfuck, asshole Hot Todd 4 YOU:show me a pic first gimmedatcum:well im kinda insecure, so ill give you my pic after i get a decent mental fuck Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'd like to know what I'm fucking Hot Todd 4 YOU:you'll get one gimmedatcum:i can tell you what your fucking Hot Todd 4 YOU:I want to see a pic Hot Todd 4 YOU:send it please gimmedatcum:fine, hold on gimmedatcum: (picture of a sheep) gimmedatcum:dammit i cant find my pic Hot Todd 4 YOU:oh well gimmedatcum:please cyber with me, im so desperately horny right now Hot Todd 4 YOU:I want to see your fucking pic first gimmedatcum:goddamnit you son of a bitch gimmedatcum:cant i just tell you what i look like? gimmedatcum:i promise you im really hot Hot Todd 4 YOU:go ahead gimmedatcum:im 5'5" with long blonde hair and size 32D Hot Todd 4 YOU:well, that sounds good Hot Todd 4 YOU:if you can show me a pic I'll cyber with you all night gimmedatcum:oh its true, its damn true Hot Todd 4 YOU:are you a guy? Hot Todd 4 YOU:using Kurt Angle lines gimmedatcum:no im just a big fan of wrestling gimmedatcum:thats why you got me so hot Hot Todd 4 YOU:if I show you my pic will you show me yours? gimmedatcum:i dont have a pic, but if you cyber with me, ill fuck you with all the RUTHLESS AGGRESSION i can muster Hot Todd 4 YOU:for all I know you look like Chyna gimmedatcum:no, ill give you pure stratusfaction, baby Hot Todd 4 YOU:just because you tell me you look like Britney Spears doesn't mean you do gimmedatcum:you seem a bit insecure about all this, but i hope you can "prove me wrong" gimmedatcum:if you start, im promise you ill SUCK IT good Hot Todd 4 YOU: (pic is withheld due to large erect penis of this Todd creature) Hot Todd 4 YOU:that's all you get out of me until I see your pic gimmedatcum:hold on ill find it for your impatient ass gimmedatcum: (pic is of a hot chick who bears a striking resemblance to a young Tammy Lynn Sytch) Hot Todd 4 YOU:what's your name? gimmedatcum:amber Hot Todd 4 YOU:I really hope that's you Hot Todd 4 YOU:because if so, you are extremely hot Hot Todd 4 YOU:do you have anymore gimmedatcum:oh it is, i guaran-damn-tee it gimmedatcum:nope sorry thats all i could find Hot Todd 4 YOU:what about the other half of it? Hot Todd 4 YOU:the other girl looks hot too gimmedatcum:thats one of my friends gimmedatcum:but im the real dish, so dont worry about her gimmedatcum:this is supposed to be about me Hot Todd 4 YOU:I know Hot Todd 4 YOU:but if you have the rest of that pic I would like to see it gimmedatcum:and if i dont have the rest of that pic? Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'll still cyber with you gimmedatcum:i am so dripping right now, just get on with it Hot Todd 4 YOU:but I'd like to see it if you have it gimmedatcum:but i DONT have it, slick Hot Todd 4 YOU:you start gimmedatcum:so we're in the middle of the ring and im giving you a grease down and a shiatzu Hot Todd 4 YOU:don't do that gimmedatcum:the hot oil is dripping on your spandex shorts Hot Todd 4 YOU:how about we kiss in the middle of the ring gimmedatcum:what? you dont like massages? Hot Todd 4 YOU:and I move my hands up your shirt Hot Todd 4 YOU:while you move yours down my shorts gimmedatcum:mmmmmmm, my funbags feel all tingly Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'm caressing your flat stomach and beautiful tits gimmedatcum:yes you are, and im jerking you around like Test trying to sell gimmedatcum:mmmm your cock is so hard in my hands Hot Todd 4 YOU:pull my shorts down while I rip your top off gimmedatcum:i cant wait to have you inside me gimmedatcum:im dripping all over the ring Hot Todd 4 YOU:my dick needs a sucking Hot Todd 4 YOU:tell me how you'd lick and suck and kiss it gimmedatcum:i'd engulf the head with my lips and lick the precum off of the tip with my tongue gimmedatcum:i caress your supple balls with my fingers gimmedatcum:believe me, this is a sucking you will NEVER EHHHHHVER get again gimmedatcum:so, you wanna eat my pussy? Hot Todd 4 YOU:no Hot Todd 4 YOU:but I'd like to fuck you hard Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'm fucking you and fucking you and I just can't stop fucking you gimmedatcum:mmmmmmm that'll work just as well, junior gimmedatcum:it feels good Hot Todd 4 YOU:I'm cumming Hot Todd 4 YOU:oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gimmedatcum:so am i, baby, all over the ring gimmedatcum:oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hot Todd 4 YOU:ok, now that that's over... Hot Todd 4 YOU:I want the honest truth Hot Todd 4 YOU:is that pic really you Hot Todd 4 YOU:tell me the truth Hot Todd 4 YOU:the head looks like you pasted it on another body gimmedatcum:why dont you believe me??? Hot Todd 4 YOU:that's quite a body for 13 gimmedatcum:well im pretty developed, i got my period at 10 Hot Todd 4 YOU:you promise you're telling me the truth Hot Todd 4 YOU:? Hot Todd 4 YOU:it doesn't matter now gimmedatcum:i promise Hot Todd 4 YOU:you can tell me if you're lying Hot Todd 4 YOU:ok Hot Todd 4 YOU:you really need to get a webcam or some nude pics for me gimmedatcum:oh hold on i found another a pic gimmedatcum: (pic is a large, erect penis draped with a tiny dress and a smily face markered onto the head) gimmedatcum:OH YOU DIDNT KNOW??? YO ASS BETTA CAAAAALLLL SOMEBODY!!! Hot Todd 4 YOU:you are one sick motherfucker gimmedatcum:im a sick FFFFFFFFFFFFFFREAAK!!! Hot Todd 4 YOU:you're fucked up in the head Hot Todd 4 YOU:how fucking old are you? gimmedatcum:Well you're gonna be fucked up the ass in a sec, cuz i TOTALLY REEK OF HORNINESS!!! Hot Todd 4 YOU:go fuck yourself you fucking sick fuck gimmedatcum:now just pretend you're hogan, and im angle, my cock is in your ass, and ill carry you to a good match, baby Hot Todd 4 YOU:I want to know how old you are gimmedatcum:we are 17 Hot Todd 4 YOU:what? Hot Todd 4 YOU:who's we? gimmedatcum:we are Hot Todd 4 YOU:you mean you and your dressed up dick? gimmedatcum:yes, me and lucas jay Hot Todd 4 YOU:are you gay? gimmedatcum:Yes, we're a couple of faggots, whatcha gonna do when eenodol mania goes wild on you, brotha? Hot Todd 4 YOU:fuck off you sick cocksucker gimmedatcum:thats the plan Hot Todd 4 YOU:get the fuck away from me gimmedatcum:no Hot Todd 4 YOU:you sick motherfucking dick blower gimmedatcum:so im pumping my angle cock in and out, and im gonna make you TAP OUT! gimmedatcum:TAP TAP TAP!!! Hot Todd 4 YOU:time to block your faggot Hot Todd 4 YOU:ass Hot Todd 4 YOU:you sick son of a bitch gimmedatcum:yes., block my faggot gimmedatcum:ass? Hot Todd 4 YOU:you don't even know shit about wrestling Hot Todd 4 YOU:I was a wrestling reporter for the sites your gay ass probably visits gimmedatcum:a winner is you Hot Todd 4 YOU:good fucking bye Hot Todd 4 YOU:go tell hell gimmedatcum:bad fucking bye gimmedatcum:ok, ill tell hell that you suck in bed gimmedatcum:NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT?! SUCKAAAAAA!!! The end. So, who do you think it is? Meltzer? For more stupid shit, visit http://www.geocities.com/eenodol. And for baits that are much funnier than this, visit http://www.baiting.org. Thank you, drive through. NOTE: We moved this here at the suggestion of Texas Small Arms 09 in order to facilitate more angry bashing and ragefulness. So angrily bash and ragefully act away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Oh yeah put my name in this retarded shit. Oh fuck it, if anyone needs me I'm drinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted December 18, 2002 He mentioned you, so it MUST be negative. Right? Even in NHB, it's still not that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Where's BRUJO with the tag line when we need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted December 18, 2002 It's BRUJ0, not BRUJO. I wish people would notice that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Dang. And I mark for the guy. My apologies, BRUJ0, wherever you may be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Dang. And I mark for the guy. My apologies, BRUJ0, wherever you may be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Spoony that was mean. BTW what happened to the Tough Enough Recaps, they ruled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted December 18, 2002 Just saying that just because he mentioned you didn't mean that he was trying to drag you into this. And computer problems have screwed over the TE recaps. MS Works is a piece of shit, and I can't find Office to download anywhere. I'll have to wait until I have the money to buy MS Office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
