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[Guest Dim]

Just wait.. the last ten minute will feature the return of THE GENIUS!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

If this means that Steph is off TV for 9 months, I'm all for it.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

gee, we didnt see this coming...

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'm getting sick of HHH.

 

Wait until he finds out it's Jericho's baby.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

JESUS FUCKING ANAL SEX CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They did the fucking pregnancy angle.  God damn it.  The fan's had it right, "Bullshit".

 

Well at least I know what sign to bring to SmackDown next week.

 

"Get an abortion Steph"

 

If they do the wedding renewal angle, I hope Angle Angle Slams HHH into the Wedding Cake.

 

God damn, HHH hugs Steph, and by default turns heel.

 

BTW, what was the crowd chanting after they stopped chanting Bullshit?

[Guest MixxMaster]

SURPRISE!!!! uh, well, not really...Man, there should be some wagering going on here.  Some people would've mad bank.

 

new odds:

2-1  Steph's lying

5-1  Jericho's the father

8-1  A heel turn for HHH

 

more to come...

[Guest Dim]

Baby angle sucks!

 

I bet The Coach pregnanted Steph. Lucky Coach.

[Guest Tony149]

I'm reading the results on the Torch website. I only have two things to say can Triple H even make babies? Considering how big he is and how little his "game" must be. And WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THAT SHIT?!

[Guest Army Eye]

BTW, what was the crowd chanting after they stopped chanting Bullshit?

"IT'S NOT YOURS"

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Okay, lemme go on record with my prediction

 

They Renew vows, it looks all Macho Man Randy Savage and Ms. Elizabeth-like,

 

Then, they take Jericho, and put him in the role of Ric Flair (the guy who gets all the ladies)

 

It turns out to be Jerichos baby, HHH turns back face

 

And none of it gets any ratings

[Guest Tony149]

Steph's lying to keep HHH with her. Then he dumps her when he finds out she's not pregnant. I'm calling it.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

"IT'S NOT YOURS"

 

That's great!  That's the best chant the fans have ever come up with!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Great.  A woman's match.

[Guest Dim]

Hey guys, would you watch Raw and Smackdown if you WWF makes Steph's baby father The Coach?

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow the its not yours chant.  Oh well, it WILL get ratings.  

 

gee more trish "god get off my tv" stratus.  

 

especially in a shirt that reveals no middrift, thast the ONLY reason people like trish

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They'll figure out it's Jericho's baby because it will come out with mic skills and talent.

 

Where is the Smark of the night list when you need it...I know I nailed that one.

[Guest MixxMaster]

more odds:

1-1 Steph booking this dung-burger

25-1 the baby is nWo, 4Life, Brah

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

There has to be a new champion here.

[Guest Dim]

The only thing that can save RAW is if The Coach does the Charleston again.

[Guest MixxMaster]

hey, wrestling holds in a woman's match?!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

the WORST submission I ever saw.  STF glory.  god when you are shaking your head, you're NOT in the move

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I called that one.

 

WORST RAW EVER continues.

[Guest Dim]

Outcome of WrestleMania 18 Matches.

 

Chris Jericho Versus Triple H versus The Coach.

 

Vince McMahon versus Ric Flair in a Viagra on a Pole Match

[Guest MixxMaster]

They'll figure out it's Jericho's baby because it will come out with mic skills and talent.

and the baby won't be seen much, thanks to HHH and the "Glass Ceiling"

Hey, Jazz won!!!

I didn't think Trish had much heat with it.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

JR called her Jaqueline

 

::laughs::

 

I hope I get to OVW soon.  

 

Looks like the womens division still isnt impressive

[Guest MixxMaster]

Outcome of WrestleMania 18 Matches.

 

Chris Jericho Versus Triple H versus The Coach.

 

Vince McMahon versus Ric Flair in a Viagra on a Pole Match

Wow, it's Russo-Rific!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

To be fair...since this is the worst Raw ever...it should be marked by a women's title change and an Undertaker Main Event.

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

Was it just me, or was that a fisherman's buster?  In a WOMEN'S match?

 

Nice.  At the very least they're trying.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well, that women's match didn't suck.  And I'm surprised they had Jazz win on TV.  Well, it's only the women's title, but if they were gonna put it on Jazz, they should have done it at the Rumble or at Now Way Out.  But whatever, it's just the women's title and hasn't drawn a dime since Windi Richter held it.

[Guest Anglesault]

It's not that bad. Triple Hogan's 18 appearences add up to less total time than his usual three.