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[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

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sorry, hard to keep up with results as they happen when raw doesnt come on here for a few more hours

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Quite Frankly, here comes Vince McMahon.

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

Vince's promo officially starts at 9:52 EST.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The next 20 minutes of my life are now dictated by this asshole.

[Guest Tony149]

Time for 20 minute promo.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

WHOOOOOOO!

[Guest MixxMaster]

uh oh...here we go....sigh

why do they waste so much time with recaps.  They should just say, if you didn't see it, you were sure missing something...

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

Ric Flair officially comes out at 9:55.  I get interested at 9:55:01.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Good, here comes Flair.  Maybe something significant will happen.  Like Flair pulling a gun on Vince or something.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Is this all leading to another match?

 

For full ownership...

 

...cause I know who will win.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Forget the NWO.  Just bring in Big Poppa Pump.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I want Norman Smiley and the big wiggle.

 

OR JJ.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

This is going nowhere

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So now I've seen tham and can still say I don't care.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow that looked fucking great

[Guest MixxMaster]

DAMN, they showed them, nWO-style...

Actually, that little video saved that segment..

[Guest Army Eye]

that was odd.. not much talking from Flair.  nice pop for hogan/hall/nash though

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

Promo ends at 10:01.  Pretty short segment, but Jesus Christ, those three looked like the biggest tools in the world on the TitanTron.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well that was pointless.  All that time just to show a stupid video of the Old World Order?  It would have been 8 bazillion times more effective if the nWo video had just came out of nowhere.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

And the problem with Chuck & Billy being tag champs is...what?  Let's look at the current tag scene:

 

Spike & Tazz - small.  Chuck & Billy beating them would be believable

Hardyz - been there/done that

Dudleyz - see above

APA - what's the point?

Chuck & Billy - Billy sucks, but in tag action is somewhat tolerable.  I mark for Chuck.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I hope Vince does what he did with the Invasion and just humiliates the NWO.  That's the only way this could be worthwhile.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Yeah but Vince isn't paying them 2 million to be jobbed out.

 

Hey Arn and the Stooges!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

NOOOOOO!!!!!

 

ARN IS A STOOGE!!!!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

The nWo sounded like it was getting some good pops.  If they want to make the angle work, they're going to have to make the crowd boo them.

[Guest Army Eye]

Kahran maybe you'd like that but how would it be worthwhile?  A huge waste of time and money.  Do you think the Alliance angle was worthwhile?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Regal vs. Rikishi?

 

THIS IS THE WORST RAW EVER.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wow, Regal get's a new even evil remix of his theme music.  It sounds like the boss music of a console RPG.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

It would be worthwhile to ME, for them to be jobbed out.  I have been waiting years to see those three idiots get humiliated.

[Guest Carbon Tiger]

Maybe it's just me but whats so scary about 3 past it over the hill wrestlers.

[Guest MixxMaster]

wow, second piss-break match already?