SJL Metal Comments/Losing Matches

[Guest WarMachine]

So, uh, what'd you think? Just got done reading. A solid show all-around, with some great, stand-out matches.

 

And as a side note, I no-showed my match between myself, Ced, NBK and Tomcat. I am a bad, bad person. Back to sub-.500 for me. Recap starts now.

 

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SINGLES MATCH

The Dark Reaper d. Cutthroat

 

TV TITLE MATCH

Shawn Brody d. Kojack.

- Afterwards, Kojack leaves Mike Van Siclen high and dry in the ring, most likely the official end of the American Wildeside.

 

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

Ced Ordonez d. Mafia, Thomas "TomCat" Menias, and "NBK" Josh Tupper.

- Kojack's been a presence in the undercard. After the Four Corners Match and Ced's win, Kojack runs into the ring and lays him out.

 

 

Start of Second Round of SWF Contract Tournament

 

 

Ash Ketchum d. Xero

- Ash moves on in the tournament.

 

K-Os d. Renegade

- Though the match isn't up yet. But since Renegade took off, this one is a win for K-Os. He moves on in the tournament.

 

Erek Taylor d. Flunkmasta Flexxx

- Taylor moves on.

 

MAIN EVENT

Lady Red d. Low Brass

- Lady Red moves on, thanks to a Count Out.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Still going through the matches myself, Mafia. *Ced reads his own match and looks at everyone else's* I'm a n00b and it still shows...

[Guest midnight_burn]

The show looks to be quite the delight, some very good matches all around, particularly Erek and Lady Red. This Contract tournament looks to be building to some extremely good finals matches.

 

And the lower sections of the card are coing along nicely, Shawn Brody coming on by leaps and bounds every show, and Ced looks to really be something good.

[Guest Shawn]

Phew! My match won! Kojack was starting to make me worry... a lot.

 

Now we go onto the next part of my feud with MVS...

 

I will be reading hte show later when I get back.

[Guest Kojack]

Well i wrote my best match but it wasnt good enough... anyways heres me loosing match.

 

Axis: Hello Folks! Welcome back and get ready for a T.V title match.

 

Edwin: And sitting beside me is the evil Sacred!

 

Sacred: I AM EVIL! MUHAHAHAHA

 

Axis: He sounds like a Taka rip-off, anyways get comfy because here we go!

 

*The crowd starts to boo as DMX Party Up comes out of the speakers. Moments later, Kojack comes out and walks down the ramp. Kojack slides in the ring and jumps around a little to get ready. Then Kojack grabs a mic from Funyon and waits for the crowd to quiet down so he can talk.

 

Axis: Well finally Kojack has a T.V title shot.

 

Edwin: Well he deserved one since day one.

 

Sacred: Kojack is quite evil but not as evil as me! MUHAHAHA

 

Edwin: Indeed.

 

Kojack: “Well tonight I am going to face Shawn Brody in a T.V title match. Finally I get my chance to pick up some glory and gold. So Shawn you get yo ass out here and become a subscribed member of the ass kicked club”

 

Scared: Evil indeed.

 

Axis: Can you say one thing with mentioning evil or evilness?

 

Sacred: I cannot because I am EVIL! MUHAHAHAHA

 

Axis: Fine

 

Edwin: Well my money is on Kojack because he needs some gold and is desperate.

 

*Darkest days comes out of the speakers as the crowd boos. Then the arena goes dark and they see Shawn Brody come out. Kojack grabs the mic and is about to talk.

 

Kojack: “And the soon to be ex champion, from who the hell cares, and weighing in at a little shrimp, he is SHAWWWWWN who is going to loose to me BRODDDDY!”

 

Axis: Well Shawn Brody is coming out as Kojack just announced his entrance.

 

Sacred: That was very evil. I think Shawn is evil too. And the Clan is very evil but not as evil as me!

 

Edwin: Can you prove that?

 

Axis: Yeah can you?

 

Sacred: Yes I can!

 

*Scared shows a naked picture of Richard Simmons to Edwin and Axis.

 

Axis: OH MY GOD! I FEEL SICK!

 

Edwin: BLAAAAA! PUT IT AWAY! YOU ARE TRULY EVIL!

 

Sacred: Yes I am evil MUHAHAHA.

 

Ding, Ding, Ding.

 

*The bell rings as Shawn Brody jumps in the ring. Both men walk around the ring with their eyes lock. Then in a flash, both men hook up with a collar and elbow tie up. Kojack quickly goes into a headlock and counters by shooting Shawn into the ropes. Shawn comes back to be knocked down by a shoulder block. Kojack runs and bounces off the ropes and jumps over Shawn Brody who is lying on the mat. Shawn comes back up and tries to land a hip toss but Kojack plants his feet and counters the hip toss with one of his own. Shawn quickly gets up and runs into a scoop slam. Shawn gets up and catches the right arm of Kojack and hits a arm drag. Shawn tries for another but is countered by a arm drag counter. Shawn quickly gets up and hits a clothesline on Kojack. Kojack quickly gets up and starts punching. Shawn tries to block some but it is too much for him. Kojack is about to hit the final punch but Shawn ducks and gives Kojack a few rights of his own. Kojack quickly counters with an eye rake then a knee to the gut. Kojack hits some more punches before sending Shawn into the ropes. Shawn knows the back body drop is coming and jumps over Kojack. Kojack turns around to face Shawn and sees Shawn flying to him with a cross body. Shawn hits it and goes for the pin.

 

One, T…

 

Axis: NOT YET! A kick out by Kojack early in this match.

 

Edwin: Well this has been more of a technical match but I’m sure it will pick up.

 

Sacred: I can sense evil in this match.

 

Axis: Well Mike Van Siclen wont be doing any evil tonight because he was injured on Crimson.

 

Sacred: Crimson is the colour of blood! And blood is evil! MUHAHAHA

 

Edwin: Shut up about evil for 5 minutes.

 

Sacred; I cannot because I am evil!

 

*Shawn grabs Kojack by the hair and makes him get on his feet. Then Shawn delivers a kick to the gut and then a right hand. Kojack teeters and totters and looks like he is going to fall but Shawn hits a spinning heel kick to the Face of Kojack. Kojack goes down as Shawn quickly runs to the ropes and comes back for a knee drop on the chest of Kojack. Shawn drives the knee deep in the chest of Kojack, driving out most of the air. Kojack rolls around a little trying to get his air back as Shawn starts stomping Kojack. Kojack gets up from the stomps and tries to hit a right hand but Shawn ducks under it. Then Shawn jumps into the air and hits a drop kick. Kojack quickly gets up and meets another drop kick in the chest by Shawn Brody. Shawn covers Kojack right when he goes down and hooks the leg.

 

One, Tw….

 

Axis: Kick out with authority! Kojack just lifted Shawn Brody off him then threw him away.

 

Sacred: If Shawn wins this match he will become more evil and the clan evilness will grow. If I joined the Clan the evilness with be GIAGANTIC. Because I AM EVIL!

 

Edwin: Bah you shouldn’t come back after this.

 

*Shawn gets up again and gives a dirty look at the ref. Shawn then takes his hand and starts choking Kojack. Kojack tries to get out but it is the ref who pulls Shawn off. Shawn stands up and climbs the top rope. Shawn stands on the top rope and waits for Kojack to get up. When he does, Shawn comes off the top rope and goes for a missile drop kick. Kojack sees Shawn flying at him and with one swift movement he grabs his right leg to block it and counter it by locking in the Torque. Shawn quickly gets out of it by frantically crawling to the ropes. Kojack is forced to break the move and stands up. Kojack starts stomping the T.V champ as he tries to get up.

 

Axis: Kojack had the Torque but he could really lock it in before Shawn got to the ropes.

 

Sacred: That Torque is evil! But not as evil as any of my moves!

 

Edwin: Well looks like Kojack has control.  

 

Axis: Well Shawn is in trouble right now because when Kojack gets the momentum, he really goes all out.

 

*Shawn manages to get up with the help of the ropes. Then Kojack grabs Shawn arm and slings him to the rope. When Shawn comes back, Kojack lifts him up and hits a powerslam. The back of Shawn is slammed into the canvas and Kojack goes for the pin but only gets the two. Kojack goes back to work with some more stomps. Shawn escapes from Kojack and goes on his hands and knees. Just when Shawn has the power to get up, the foot of Kojack hits Shawn’s rib cage. Shawn goes up and then down as he holds his ribs in pain. Kojack gets down and takes his hand and wraps it around the throat of Shawn. Then Kojack tightens the grip and puts pressure on Shawn resulting in a choke. You can see Shawn’s legs going up and down as he tries to struggle out of it. Kojack lets go of the choke and goes on top of Shawn. Shawn’s head is grabbed and pulled up as the right hand of Kojack starts punching Shawn. After about 10 punches Shawn’s head is let go. Kojack gets up and starts the stomping again. Kojack stomps Shawn’s head so hard that Shawn is sent back down. Kojack grabs Shawn’s hair and lifts him back to his feet. Shawn feels a kick to the mid section and goes down. Shawn’s head is put between Kojack’s legs and is lifted up. Kojack sets Shawn up for a powerbomb but not just any powerbomb. Shawn is set up for a crufix powerbomb. It looks like the end of Shawn Brody when Kojack hits the crufix powerbomb with authority. Shawn goes hard into the canvas and is almost out cold. Kojack thinks its not enough and picks Shawn up and puts his head under his shoulder. Then Kojack falls back to hit a DDT on the far left side of the ring. Kojack smiles as he covers Shawn and hooks the leg.

 

One, Two, Thre…

 

Axis: Its over…. No wait! SHAWN GOT HIS LEG ON THE ROPE!

 

Edwin: What impact Shawn went into the ground with.

 

Sacred: What Crufix powerbomb was pretty evil! HAHA.

 

Axis: Well Shawn aint moving. That isn’t good.

 

*Kojack thinks he won this match and starts to celebrate. Then the ref explains Shawn’s foot on the rope and Kojack argues with the ref. Kojack kicks the rope in frustration and then goes back to Shawn. When Kojack goes back to Shawn he feels an extreme pain. This pain is a result to the low blow that Shawn gave Kojack right now when the ref wasn’t looking. Kojack goes down in extreme pain and discomfort as Shawn sits up. Shawn takes his hand on the turnbuckle and pulls himself up. Shawn goes up to the top and gets hit balance. Then Shawn goes flying off and hits a leg drop. Shawn quickly gets up and bounces off the ropes. The people in the top row get a better view at Shawn because he jumps in the air and comes down to hit a knee drop. The knee goes into Kojack’s chest and Shawn goes for the pin.

 

One, Two, Th…

 

Axis: Kick out! Kojack kicked out of that pin attempt.

 

Edwin: Well Sacred looks like he is taking a nap.

 

Sacred: NO I AM NOT! Evil does not take a nap I am just resting my eyes because I am evil!

 

Edwin: OOOOK.

 

*Shawn grabs the arm of Kojack and pulls him up. Then Shawn pulls the arm and hits an arm drag. A knee follows it up to the arm and then an arm bar. Kojack uses his power to quickly grab the rope and Shawn lets go of the hold. Shawn tries to grab Kojack but is pushed away. Then Kojack gets up to see a flying foot of Shawn Brody hitting him in the left rib. Then Shawn uses his quickly feet to deliver three more kicks to the mid section. Kojack looses his footing and falls into the ropes and bounces back to be hit with a spinning heel kick to the face. Shawn wastes no time and jumps on the top rope. He is sent down when Kojack pushes the ref into the ropes. The ref isn’t knocked out but is about the ring the bell when he thinks twice. He lets the match go because it is a title match. Shawn sits on the turnbuckle in a uncomfortable position as Kojack delivers a few right hands.  Kojack then climbs the same turnbuckle and sets Shawn up for a superplex. Kojack tries to lift the T.V champion but Shawn uses all of his leverage to hook his legs on the turnbuckle to stay put. Kojack then feels the quickly shots go into his ribs and is pushed off. Kojack falls hard onto the canvas as Shawn stands up on the second rope. Shawn jumps off and is looking to hit a splash. It looks like the splash is going to hit Kojack but it is the knees of Kojack driving into Shawn’s gut instead. The counter is effective as Shawn rolls on the mat in pain. Both men lye there as the ref begins to count.

 

One

 

Axis: Well both men are down right now. Who will get up next?

 

Two.

 

Three.

 

Edwin: this match is very entertaining. Eh Sacred?

 

Four.

 

Five.

 

Six.

 

Sacred:…….

 

Seven.

 

Edwin: Well it looks like Sacred is sleeping.

 

Eight.

 

Nine.

 

Axis: Hey look! Kojack is the first one up but Shawn just got up.

 

Edwin: Well this match is still in the air with the challenger really bringing it.

 

Axis: I am pretty surprised at the skill and heart of Kojack

 

Edwin: Well he wants gold!

 

*Shawn shoots his fist at Kojack but it is blocked and shot right back at him. Another right from Kojack connects as Shawn goes down to one knee. The ref sees a rope untied on the turnbuckle so he goes over to tie it up. Kojack slings Shawn into he ropes and hits a clothesline. The ref ties the turnbuckle as he slowly gets up. Shawn is picked up and is throwing into the ref by Kojack. The ref goes down as Kojack laughs. Then Kojack goes outside and grabs a steel chair. Kojack checks it out a little and turns around to hit Shawn but feels the cold, hard steel get driven into his face by a spinning heel kick from Shawn instead. Kojack goes down as Shawn covers Kojack. The ref still doesn’t move as Shawn gets off Kojack and grabs the chair. The chair makes a clanking noise as Shawn bangs it on the floor and gets ready for Kojack tog et up. Kojack woozily gets up to get whacked by the chair in the skull. Kojack uses all of his strength and stays up with the help of the ropes. Shawn is aware of this and is about to hit Kojack with the chair again. Kojack dodges the chair as it hits the rope instead and flies into Shawn’s face. Shawn teeters and totters and even drops the chair but doesn’t go down. He just goes on one knee and regains his wind. Kojack charges Shawn but is sent over the ropes when Shawn pulls the top rope down and ducks. Kojack falls to the outside as Shawn gets up. Kojack slowly gets and sees a blurry object flying in the chair. It is really Shawn who dived over the ropes and hit a plancha.

 

Axis: WHAT A MOVE! The acrobatics of Shawn Brody was shown right now folks.

 

Edwin: This match was spilled into the outside as Sacred is still sleeping.

 

Axis: Kojack is down but Shawn hurt himself too on that move.

 

*Shawn is the first to get up as he pulls himself up with the ring barrier. Shawn grabs Kojack’s arm and slings him into the steel post. Kojack goes down again as he checks for blood. Shawn removes the floor padding and looks to really damage Kojack. Kojack is forced on the concrete as Shawn goes on the ring apron. Kojack slowly stands up as Shawn jumps off and wraps his legs around Kojack’s neck to hit a hurricanrana. Kojack’s head is slammed into the concrete as the crowd cheers at that awesome move. Shawn gets up and goes back on the ring apron to hit one more. After awhile Kojack finally gets up as Shawn jumps off. Shawn wraps his legs around Kojack’s neck but is held up by Kojack. Then Kojack lifts Shawn higher into the air and hits a powerful powerbomb on the concrete. The back of the head and the back of Shawn is completely driven into the concrete. Kojack falls in exhaustion as Shawn yells in pain.

 

Axis: WHAT A MOVE BY KOJACK! He COMPLETELY DRIVEN SHAWN INTO THAT COLD CONCRETE!

 

Edwin: Where did he get the power to do that?

 

*Kojack slowly gets up and picks up the fallen Brody. Kojack grabs the tights and hair of Shawn and throws him into the steel steps.  The steps shake and even move as the torso of Shawn is thrown in there. Kojack shows no mercy and throws Shawn in the ring but close to the ring post. Kojack grabs both legs of Shawn and pulls back to drive his groin into the steel post. You can see the pain in Shawn Brody’s face as Kojack rolls into the ring. Kojack mocks Shawn by slapping him and picks him up. Kojack goes behind the damaged Brody and hits the final rise (Oklahoma Slam). Kojack starts laughing and nudges Shawn with his foot. Kojack slowly climb the top rope and stands their. He show boats a bit and points at Shawn. Kojack signals its over with the throat slit and finally goes for the splash. Kojack finds the mat instead of Shawn Brody and lands on it. Shawn is on the other corner resting as he laughs at Kojack. Kojack is in pain as Shawn goes on his knees. Shawn gets on his feet, as does Kojack. Shawn has the extra bit of energy and runs to the opposite turnbuckle and jumps off the second turnbuckle. Shawn goes flying in a burst of speed and momentum to hit a drop kick on Kojack.

 

Edwin: Shawn just had a sudden and I mean sudden burst of energy.

 

Axis: Shawn made a basic move like the drop kick into a beautiful manoeuvre.

 

*Shawn picks up the tired Kojack and hits a snapmare. Then the foot of Shawn meets the spine of Kojack in a kick that fills the arena with the sound of foot against spine. Shawn takes Kojack and whips him into a turnbuckle. Shawn walks over and sits on the turnbuckle and puts Kojack’s head under his shoulder. Then Shawn goes up in the air and hits a tornado DDT. The move makes Kojack slide to the outside as he holds himself up with the steel steps. Then Shawn goes on the ring apron and jumps off the outside ropes to hit an asai moonsault. The crowd goes wild at this move as both men go down on the outside. After a minute Shawn slowly gets up and throws Kojack back into the ring. The ref still isn’t moving as Shawn goes for another pin. Shawn realizes he is not going to get a count and stands back up to deliver more punishment to Kojack. Shawn hits a few knife-edge chops to Kojack, as his chest turns red. Shawn goes for a t-bone suplex but is countered with a mule kick. Kojack takes this opportunity lift Shawn in the air and hit a brain buster in desperation. Both men lye exhausted, as there is no ref to count.

 

Axis: Kojack pulling up a bit of strength to hit the brain buster.

 

Edwin: I can’t believe Sacred is sleeping through this awesome match!

 

*They both stay down for a good 3 minutes until Kojack finally gets up.  He walks over to Shawn and starts kicking Shawn in the side. Kojack starts punching Shawn as he gets up. Shawn stops all the punches with an eye rake. Then Shawn pulls his leg back and slings it forward to kick Kojack hard in the gut. Kojack goes down in obvious pain as Shawn puts Kojack between his legs. Shawn lifts Kojack slightly off the ground and is trying to hit his finisher that is called The Descent (Double Underhook Piledriver). Kojack uses the rest of his strength and lifts Shawn off with a back body drop. Shawn goes high in the air as Kojack falls to the mat. Kojack takes a short breather and pulls himself up with the ropes. Shawn slowly stands up and feels the pure right hand of Kojack going into his face. Kojack whips Shawn into the ropes and catches him on the way back. Then Kojack lifts Shawn up and hits the lumber jack (belly-to-belly suplex). Shawn goes high in the air as Kojack has a look of triumph on his face. The look of triumph turns to a look of pain as Shawn comes right back with a chop block to the left leg of Kojack.

 

Axis: OHH! Kojack goes down hard!

 

Edwin: Hey look! The ref is getting up!

 

*The ref slowly gets up with the ropes as Shawn starts kicking Kojack. Kojack gets up and is whipped into the ropes. Kojack comes running back to be lifted in the air and brought down on the knee of Shawn Brody with a tilt-a-whirl-back breaker. Kojack holds his back in pain as Shawn looks to finish this match. Shawn looks in anticipation as Kojack slowly gets up. Kojack turns around to see the foot of Shawn going for Kojack’s gut. Kojack manages to catch it and hit a dragon screw. Shawn goes to the other side of the ring as Shawn’s right leg looks like it is in pain. Shawn limps his way up as the ref is shaking the stars out. The right is locked on this match and really enjoys it. Shawn tries to get close to Kojack but is taken down with a double leg take down. Then Kojack kicks the right leg and locks in a leg lock. Kojack quickly breaks it and starts stomping Shawn again.

 

Axis: Wow Kojack is really going to give it his all!

 

Edwin: Kojack is a desperate wrestler who wants gold! I felt the same way until I finally got some.

 

*Shawn uses his last resort and hits another low blow. Kojack is stunned and goes down. Shawn looks at his work and grabs Kojack and kicks the face of Kojack. Kojack goes down but quickly gets up. Shawn hits a clothesline on Kojack and wants to finish it off and goes on the top rope. Shawn is surprised to see Kojack up and is forced to go for a missile dropkick and then finish it off with The Descent. Shawn jumps off the top rope and extends both legs. Shawn’s face fills with horror as Kojack grabs the right leg. Then Kojack wastes no time and flips Shawn over. Then in one swift motion, Kojack goes down and wraps his legs around the legs of Shawn and grabs the ankle. Then Kojack puts pressure on it and locks in his submission finisher called The Torque.

 

Axis: It’s OVER! TORQUE! TORQUE!

 

Edwin: Come on Shawn! GRAB THE ROPES.

 

*The ref sees Kojack locking Shawn in the Torque and goes over to Shawn to see if he taps. With the ref finally up this match could end if Shawn taps. Shawn doesn’t give up and desperately tries to grab the ropes. Shawn is too far to grab the ropes and starts struggling to get out of the move like he did before. Kojack puts on more pressure as Shawn’s face fills with pain. An intense 3 minutes go by with Shawn not taping. Shawn tries one more time to get out but fails. Shawn then stretches his arms to the ropes but grabs air.  Shawn then looks to the roof and slams his hand on the mat.

 

SMACK

 

SMACK

 

SMACK

 

Ding, Ding, Ding.

 

Axis: IT’S ALL OVER! THE TORQUE GOT THE JOB DONE!

 

Edwin: WE HAVE A NEW T.V CHAMPION!

 

Sacred: Huh what did I miss?

 

Edwin: You missed the best part of the match you idiot!

 

Sacred: Well uhhh that’s because I AM EVIL!!!!

 

Axis: Anyways we have a new T.V champ.

 

*The crowd is in shock and starts booing. The ref hands Kojack his new belt and lifts his hand in the air.

 

Funyon: “Here is your winner and new T.V Champion: KOOOOOOOOOOOOJACK!!

 

Axis: Kojack has got his first gold tonight!

 

Edwin: Congrads to Kojack who put on one hell of a match!

 

Sacred: Kojack showed that he is the more evil one of the two.

 

*DMX Party UP goes up on the speakers as Kojack gets out of the ring. Then Kojack walks up the ramp as Shawn Brody is shocked and still in pain. Kojack kisses the belt and raises it in the air as he walks off.

 

Axis: WHAT A MINUTE! Kojack is going to face Mike Van Siclen!

 

Edwin: Your right its Tag partner vs. tag partner!

 

Axis: Well what a match! Get ready for another one after these commercial!

 

*Fades to Commercial

[Guest Suicide King]

Heh heh heh... anyone else notice that in Reaper's match he alternates between calling Cutthroat his proper name and then, in other places, Kojack?  Hmm?

 

Recycling old matches are we, Reaper?

 

Don't worry; you're clean.  I just like scaring the living hell out of JLers.

 

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Rankings Top Ten

 

(Looks like Erek Taylor's starting to kick giant ass.  Oh, yeah, and some other JLers did well, too.  A couple more big wins like last night could put Shawn Brody or Ced Ordonez into the top ten within a week.)

 

1. K-Os (56)

2. Renegade (45)

3. Erek Taylor (40)

4. Lady Red (39)

5. Low Brass (36)

6. Ash Ketchum (30)

7. Flunkmasta Flexxx (27)

8. Xero (25)

9. The Dark Reaper (18)

10. Mafia (15)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Sorry about the K-Os/Renegade match.  I got...ummm...let's just say, I was held up.  We all know Renegade didn't write, I just got so...ummm...wrapped up, that I forgot to send the match in until late.  So, sorry...

 

Da "knows everyone would understand if they really knew" H

[Guest Chaos]

*jaw drops*

 

 

You forgot my match?!  How dare you?!  Now no one can read my 60 word scoop slam victory!!  Damn communists.......

 

 

NEwho, tre bien undercard even with just three matches, seeing some better material down there than as of late.  The contract-o matches went as I thought they would, and I'd like to say I enjoyed Annie's finish.  Better than the typical 1,2,3.  There's my two cents.  Don't spend them it all at once.