*Another* Open Letter to Tom Flesher

[Guest Goodear]

Hullo Tommy,

 

How am you? Me am good. Fooog am writing now because Icharo say I say bad things about you. Not am true at all, me am singing bad things about you. LOL. Lalala... Tom am bad, No am good, Fooog am glad, Me have hood... See! Fooog does the music thing way better than Tommy! Tommy can you hear me? LOL. Music from the play about the Who! I like to play guitar. But Frost Brand Guitar Picks am shoddy and not worth money. What am up wit dat? And why does Frost hate Face? Face gets all the dah ladies on A-Team! Murdoch no get ladies, him crazy fool! Hannibal dress like lady but no get ladies. Mr. T am cool. Me no mess with him, or he would mess me up with converted bulldozer. Face also play Starbuck on Battlestar Gallactica... ain't nothing wrong with Face! Danny = Potato. LOL! How did Judge Mental get so old? Is he am old as Santa? If I am asking Judge for a subwoofer, would he get me one for Christmas? I <<heart>> Christmas. I no <<heart>> Tommy. Me have another song.... MeMeMe... Tommy is old, Old like Judge, They have mold, That I nudge... ME AM GENIUS OF MUSIC. Me have to go work on Mercury impression (He can't hear me say that! No have ear! LOL).

 

Tommy, Why me talk like Bizzaro?

 

Fooog

 

LOL

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

What the...wow.

 

The M7 is the strangest and most fun heel stable ever.

[Guest Muzz]

... lol, I'd have to agree, great stuff.

[Guest Ace309]

Jesus, Ejiro, slow down. You'll be running the show in a month.

[Guest realitycheck]

Meanwhile, in the eVil secret lair of the Magnificents, way down in Deep 7...

 

(Judge Mental approaches "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, who is sitting in a comfy chair.)

 

Judge: Some mail for you, Tom.

Tom: Thanks, Bill. (Judge glowers) More fan mail?

Judge: Erm. Well...

 

(Tom reads the letter.)

 

Tom: ...I see. Though I do wonder why this is in Ejiro's handwriting...

 

Gold, Ejiro. Gold.

 

-Z

[Guest Listen2Reason]

See! Fooog does the music thing way better than Tommy! Tommy can you hear me?

 

...ROTFL!

 

Damn, that really IS something I would say.

[Guest Powerplay]

To answer your question: Yes, yes I am as old as Santa. Considering I resemble James Coburn, I probably could pull Santa off if I were only a little chubby. Hilarious promo, and I pity the foo' who don't take the time to read it.