(in William Shatner voice)Too....many.....newbies

[Guest kingkamala]

Well with this sudden influx of newbies, I decided to draw up a few ideas for this board, to how to welcome/haze the new guys.

 

 

 

The elite members take newbies under their wing: C'mon it'll be a great idea....it'll be like Coach Nash and The NBTs except it won't suck. I myself wouldn't have a newbie seeing as how I'm not considered a top notch poster here. But can anyone imagine mini-Anglesault's running around.

 

The Newbie Olympics: Sorry if this has been done before, but I think this is a great deal. Having the newbies compete in a tortorous test of mind games.

 

Newbies Royal Rumble: Since we are wrestling marks a newbie royal rumble would be a fantastic idea.

 

 

First off how would you describe a newbie, I'd say someone with 500 posts or under andhas been here for less then three months(Lurkers with limited post counts but who've been here a while wouldn't be eligible for these games/hazing).

[Guest Sandman9000]

RUN THE GAUNTLET! RUN THE GAUNTLET! RUN THE GAUNTLET!!!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We've had a lot of new people? Seems like the normal infux of people to me.

[Guest kingkamala]

I don't know Kotzen maybe I'm just more observant. GOD DAMMIT though a newbie Royal Rumble is the best idea I've had this week!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

How's about inviting them all into one of those AIM chats you keep making and letting them fight each other? I might actually stick around for something like that.

[Guest I *heart* Stacy]

I'm all for that.

[Guest Downhome]

I say have a nebie Pro. Wrestling discussion battle. Pair them up, give them a topic, and whichever puts forth the best discussion for said topic gets to stay here, while the other will be banned. :D

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Stick light bulbs in all of their mouths and let Sandman punch them.

[Guest I *heart* Stacy]

Hehe! Sounds good! What newb can I face! I'll annihilate the jabronie!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I say we do what we always do.

 

Haze them, accuse them of being past trolls, and hound them until they accuse us of being elitist bastards and leave in a huff after asking to be banned.

[Guest Downhome]

Why was I never hazed or anything? Was I here before all of that started or something? :D

[Guest kingkamala]

How's about inviting them all into one of those AIM chats you keep making and letting them fight each other? I might actually stick around for something like that.

I haven't made an AIM chat in a month. I realized that all it does is end up pissing off people like you(no offense Kotzen) and most end up rejecting it. And when people do except it all they talk about is hockey and I just don't get hockey....I mean three periods, whatisupwitdat?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hockey 0wns j00

[Guest HungryJack]

People who don't like hockey should very likely be killed.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

very likely?

 

your getting soft Jack.

 

Kill 'Em All.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

just as long as I'm exempt from the killing, as I don't like sports in general, although I do like ameture wrestling, and I'm not as apathetic towards Hockey as I am...say...baseball, basketball, football, swimming, tennis, soccar, volleyball, or any other sport.

 

oh, and if we do the 'take a newb under your wing' thing, I've got dibs on NWOOW

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I took Spider Poet under my wing...kinda

[Guest New World Order of Wrestling]

Who's going to save my soul??? Take me under your wing, I need guidance. Show me that Hall and Nash suck.

[Guest razazteca]

I say we do what we always do.

 

Haze them, accuse them of being past trolls, and hound them until they accuse us of being elitist bastards and leave in a huff after asking to be banned.

so what are you saying that there is actually more than 10 regular people here?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

He was referring to Alina/Black Widow/Leena/Julio Fantastico/El Gigante Killa/I *heart* Stacy with that statement.

[Guest MrRant]

Hmm.. I do need a GIR to go along with my ZIM.

[Guest kingkamala]

I knew I shouldn't have trash talked Hockey, I haven't found one damn person on this board that doesn't like hockey.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I fuckin' hate hockey.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I'd rather watch a "Best of Big Show" Tape Before a Hockey Game.

[Guest New World Order of Wrestling]

I'd rather watch a 'Best of Big Show' compilation than read 1 of your posts.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

I'd rather count and pop all of HHH's backne than see the gheyity that is hockey.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

New World Order of Wrestling: He does what your parents always told you to do, and that's get in on the ground floor and save up so one day you can start trolling.

[Guest New World Order of Wrestling]

New World Order of Wrestling: He does what your parents always told you to do, and that's get in on the ground floor and save up so one day you can start trolling.

That made no sense. And yes, I'll *troll* all I want. Me and my trolling ways of being typecast because of my opinion. You all really are sheep. Elitist pigs.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Either they're pigs or they're sheep, they can't be both.

 

So make up your mind and decide what you'd rather hear during sex, either bleats or oinks.

[Guest kingkamala]

Troll Fight....Troll Fight...Troll Fight.

 

The only thing I can say I really like about hockey is there jerseys are fuckin' cool. It's not that I hate hockey it's just that I'm confused and indifferent towards it.

 

 

Oh and anyone that wants to have a bet I got $5 on New World Order of Wrestling getting banned sometime over the weekend, any takers on this bet?