SWF Holds Down X-Mas Border Run

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Another PPV and another border run. Though, I should be working on my AP English essay instead, but it can wait...however so can this... Anywho, you folks know the drill, and, if there are any non-booked activees, they can make requests as well.

 

Oh, finally, I've gotten rid of Gonzales, for now that is. And the Zach de la Rocha thing too...

[Guest Powerplay]

Well, get me a poor person to beat up, and a few midgets to do that extra 50% so I can give something 150%.

[Guest Ace309]

The usual.

 

Midget luchadore driving a truckload of peyote.

 

Oh, and can I have the Mexican Heavyweight Championship?

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I never got the point of this thing.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Few requests thus far and I'm not booked, but...

Once more, I would like a troupe of Mexican federalis to help "indorse" Frost brand projects. Also a fighting cock named "Weird Mojo."

[Guest Kibagami]

I never got the point of this thing.

The point is that there isn't one.

 

Oh, and get me as much tequila as you can find, carried by the usual eight buxom Mexican wenches.

 

K.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I want a fighting cock like Frost's, only mine has to have a big ass sombero.

[Guest Thoth]

An AK-47 with a wood finish.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Alriight, here's my Christmas List from south of the border...

 

- My 16 year old Mexican whore has been acting up lately, talking about dignity and respect and all that crap...so I need a new obedient Mexican whore.

 

- 3/4 of Stubby's special Christmas stash...

 

- A Corona from that Green Frog place in Cancun...

 

- A toad

 

- A device with which to slow down or speed up time...

 

- The finest taco Mexico has to offer...

 

Da "god, that was weak...stupid school sapping my creativity" H

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

I'll take Thugg's old 16 year old Mexican whore. I'm sure I could set her straight.

 

Oh, and an exploding monkey named Sancho.

[Guest realitycheck]

Well, I only have one thing to request, but Mak has no-one to blame but himself for this.

 

...of course, he didn't make the Border Run request he threatened to, the pussy, so I could just back down.

 

NAH!

 

Here's what I'd like, when I kick his ass at the PPV:

 

-I would request, GOdrea, that you use your Mexican "contacts" to hire a team of crack insane, drunken, pot-smoking assasins to "dispose" the Philladelphia Flyers team, and, if they have the time, the upper management as well.

 

They may replace the team as they see fit. Preferably with midget luchadore's who can't skate, however.

 

-Z

[Guest kelloggs]

Okay you little Canadian punk if you want it I'll give it to you. And I didn't back down I was watching my Eagles KILL Dallas.

 

All I ask for GOdrea is Zed's mexican double to dress up as Sydney Sky so that the M7 may run a train on him.

 

This way I get to laugh at what may have been the funniest thing ever... AGAIN

 

And Zed gets to live out his fantasies through his double while Frost gets to see Zeeeeeydney Zsky prance about in a school girl outfit and pigtails.

 

You took it too far bringing Philly sports teams into it Zed. MUCH too far.

[Guest Muzz]

Ice Cream.

 

Ah, brings back memories of my original borde run request.

 

I think I'll have some chocolate and tequilla topping on it this time though.

 

I've matured.

[Guest midnight_burn]

A Cactus. That is all.

 

EDIT: Also, if at all possible i'd like a time machine, so i can go back in time and catch up on all the sleep i've lost writing stupidly long wrestling matches.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Get me some illegal Mexican surgery that will allow me to fellate myself.

 

That is all.