Did Dr. Tom Actually Watch SmackDown?

[Guest Anglesault]

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I have to say this. If you gave Albert a tennis racket, h'd look like Venus Williams.

 

 

This is wrong on so many levels.

why.

They're faces look nothing alike. Venus has no body hair. Venus has talent. Venus tries.

 

Please don't bring tennis into your otherwise highly enjoyable trolling. Thanks.

I have my own rants on Tennis, that won't be mentioned in this folder.

 

Anyway, I was trying to link it to the Venus de Milo comment. I know nothing about tennis, so I really wouldn't know how goos she is or how hard she tries. I just know that I do not find her attractive in the least. (Although, her sister is MUCH worse.)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I think godthedog has that post saved to his cut and paste buttons because it's the only opinion he has anymore.

 

What did this thread have to do with a guy who is not mentioned in this thread and not even on that show?

[Guest DrTom]

I like Edge, and I think he's an above-average worker. Not a great one, but certainly pretty good, and certainly watchable. His selling is spotty, which gets annoying, and it was spotty in his SD match. I thought the match was decent and watchable, but nothing special. That's why it got a 3, which is a below average score. People who think I was heaping praise upon the match or making Edge into the Second Coming are simply reading things that aren't there.

 

Maybe "dragged a watchable match out of" wasn't the best choice of terms, but Edge did more in the match, while A-Train basically acted like a hoss and used some basic psychology. He's not a broomstick guy or anything. Someone better than Edge could have done more with what A-Train gave them, but someone better than A-Train could have given Edge more to work with.