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What narcotic is Jeff Hardy strung out on ?


  

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  1. 1. What narcotic is Jeff Hardy strung out on ?

    • Speed
      5
    • Smack
      2
    • Heroin
      7
    • Cocaine
      5
    • Ecstasy
      16
    • Uppers
      0
    • Downers
      5
    • Pot
      2
    • Other
      4
    • None of the above, he's anorexic
      3


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Guest NoSelfWorth
Posted

I think after his recent performances, it's obvious something is wrong with Jeffers, but what could it be ?

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Guest Anglesault
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Guest redbaron51
Posted

to quote JHawk

 

Jeff Hardy seems like La Parka on an acid trip
Guest Ethan Brand
Posted

I think he's on ether, personally. "There's nothing more disturbing than a man in the depths of an ether binge."

Guest dreamer420
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Give me one good reason he's on something. If anything the guy is suffering from lack of motivation because he only gets tag matches on Raw and hasn't received any kind of a push in months.

Guest razazteca
Posted

its time for a vacation for Hardy

 

its time for Jeff to be a Tough Enough trainer

Guest NoSelfWorth
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Give me one good reason he's on something. If anything the guy is suffering from lack of motivation because he only gets tag matches on Raw and hasn't received any kind of a push in months.

You want a reason to think he's on something ?

 

How about the fact he's thinner than Stacey Kiebler ?

How about the fact that he keeps blowing spots left and right ?

How about the fact he's endlessly late and a shambles in the back ?

How about the fact when he's cutting promo's on Raw, he sounds like a heroin addict ?

 

Sounds like 4 good reasons to me.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

I've been told that Hardy's been tanked on 'shrooms for quite a while now.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

painkillers and I heard mushrooms and coke

Guest Anglesault
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Give me one good reason he's on something. If anything the guy is suffering from lack of motivation because he only gets tag matches on Raw and hasn't received any kind of a push in months.

I think it works the other way. He hasn't done anything worthwhile or had a good match in damn near a year, so his push has stopped.

Posted

I live in the same county Jeff does, and pot, shrooms, cocaine and heroin are readily available here.

 

He could be getting some good shit elsewhere, but that is what we have the most of here.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

Pot is readily available almost anywhere really.

 

I was going to vote LSD myself, but don't see it here.

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Heroin. Although that doesn't really explain the body paint thing.

 

K.

Posted

Cocaine. If not, he's definately on heroin or 'shrooms ...or all of those.

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

None of the above ... I think he suffers from depression or has a chemical imbalance. As someone who's rallied more than his share of drugs and also suffers from depression due to an imbalance, I see more of my non-drug problems in Hardy than I do any kind of drug related fuck-up.

 

Speed, coke, uppers, exstacy ... would all have him "up" not all lethargic. Heroin/smack or downers ... more likely than any of the above, but I don't think that its likely.

Pot ... too many other people party with pot for it to be the reason that he's like that ... look at a lot of people on this board.

 

If it's any drugs, its painkillers. And even then, I don't see painkiller tendencies in Hardy. If it were painkillers, then why didn't Eddie have the same traits before his rehab stint?

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

I think he's distraught over needing to come out of the closet publicly.

Guest dreamer420
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Give me one good reason he's on something. If anything the guy is suffering from lack of motivation because he only gets tag matches on Raw and hasn't received any kind of a push in months.

I think it works the other way. He hasn't done anything worthwhile or had a good match in damn near a year, so his push has stopped.

So has half of the WWE roster.

Posted

Dude, he's not gay, Jesus fucking Christ.

 

Jeff goes out with the same girl he met in high school, she's a hairdresser. I can't remember who started all this "Jeff Hardy is gay" bullshit, but thats all it is. Bullshit.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted
This gets my vote for worst thread ever.

Where is all of the above?

 

And Dreamer, I know you like him, but come the fuck on. He's on SOMETHING.

Give me one good reason he's on something. If anything the guy is suffering from lack of motivation because he only gets tag matches on Raw and hasn't received any kind of a push in months.

I think it works the other way. He hasn't done anything worthwhile or had a good match in damn near a year, so his push has stopped.

So has half of the WWE roster.

....WE HAVE JEFF HARDY MARKS HERE!??!?!?!

Guest dreamer420
Posted

You're damn right I'm a Jeff Hardy mark and I will defend him any chance I get.

 

As someone who has done most of the that list I would have to disagree that he is "on something" and I would suggest to you all that he is suffering from lack of motivation.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

Well lack of motivation and the general feeling of having no purpose is obviously a major factor in Jeff Hardy's current state.

 

However he does seem tired, or as though he just has trouble working these days. You feel as though the motivation theory covers this as well, Dreamer??

Guest dreamer420
Posted

Yes I do. Jeff doesn't have the love for the business like Matt does and given his lack of a decent push in the past year, I'm not surprised that he is half-assing it in the ring.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Yes I do. Jeff doesn't have the love for the business like Matt does and given his lack of a decent push in the past year, I'm not surprised that he is half-assing it in the ring.

He shouldn't just recieve a push based on no merits.

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