PROMO: Superiority. Need I say more?

[Guest Ace309]

Tom Flesher is backstage. He's just gotten word of his match against "Deathwish" Danny williams for this Saturday's Crimson card. The camera focuses in as Flesher smirks to himself.

 

Danny Williams, there's an obvious thing I could do here. If I wanted to, I could be the first in a long line of people to make fun of your nickname. I could call you "Deadfish." Or maybe I could say, "Danny, you must have a death wish if you're going to try to beat me this week at Crimson." Or, best yet, I could cut a long promo including an extended reference to Charles Bronson.

 

But Danny, I'm not going to do any of that. Why not? Well, it's simple. I don't want to take anything away from you before I step out onto the mat. I want my fans to watch my match and feel like thay got their money's worth.

 

If I spend my interview time talking about what a horrible wrestler you are, or what a stupid gimmick you have, or how you're not entertaining to watch, well, my fans are going to believe me. They'll take what I say as true, because they know I'm always right. I'm not going to bother revealing any of those things about you because if I don't say it, my wonderful fans won't believe it, so they're going to come into the match expecting a long, hard-fought, five-star match... you know, like all the rest of mine.

 

It's not in my best interest to go around telling people you're a useless jobber. That wouldn't be a good idea, Deathwish. People already know I'm superior to you. Why harp on it?

 

So here's what I'm gonna do for you. You show up on Saturday night, we start the match, and I'll make you look good. I'll make you look REALLY good, because let's face it, I could carry a wet sponge to a great match. Hell, I have, on one occasion. it was Match of the Year 1998. Order it from Youth N Asia tapes some time. Maybe you can pick up a few pointers.

 

Anyways, I'll make you look like wrestler of the year - well, runner up, anyways. I'll let you get in some offense, I'll make it look like I'm gonna tap out to your Headlock Chickenwing... basically, I won't embarrass you.

 

Or you can show up, try to wrestle your match, and get destroyed. I'll hit you with the ego Buster, the Superiority Complex, the Lotus driver and the Boilermaker. Know why? Because I'm that far ahead of you. You are plainly, simply and ridiculously inferior to me. I have superior skill, more fans, smarter fans, and I'm damn good-looking, too. Whereas you... well, maybe it's best not to get into that.

 

I've made the offer, Danny. Come into the ring on Satuday, accept your fate, and I'll do my best to help you out. Try to resist, and... yeah, Danny, we both know what'll happen.

 

Your move.

 

The camera fades out as Flesher crosses his arms, waiting patiently for a response.

[Guest Shawn]

Bravo! ::claps:: I swear, Flesher will be running this show within a month. Not to boost his ego or anything but just wait and see.

 

Now lets all go predict him to win. C'mon, you know you want to.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ahhhh, I love it when RPers come over here.  They're promos are so...so...well, let's just say they are very dialogue driven and different.

 

So, shall I put you in front or behind MVS on my autojob list?

 

Da "feeling autojob happy today" H