Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted December 23, 2002 Report Posted December 23, 2002 Want to become a wrestler? Do You Live On Or Near Maryland's Eastern Shore?? Well it is now official, sign sealed and delivered. Van Hammer's Bone Breakers officially opens on January 1, 2003 in Hebron, Maryland. Call for more information at 410-380-8808 or e mail [email protected] Wow. I live like 10 minutes from Hebron. Sounds like F U N. Probably about as much fun as watching him in MCW ( Maryland Championship Wrestling).
Guest bob_barron Posted December 23, 2002 Report Posted December 23, 2002 Ask him if he really got quit/fired from WCW for bitching about his ranking in MIA
Guest dreamer420 Posted December 23, 2002 Report Posted December 23, 2002 Wasn't he Major Stash? Good name IMO.
Guest ShooterJay Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Wasn't Van Hammer the one who trained the Briscoe Brothers?
Guest dreamer420 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Wasn't Van Hammer the one who trained the Briscoe Brothers? That doesn't seem right.
Guest Nevermortal Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 Wasn't Van Hammer the one who trained the Briscoe Brothers? Correct.
Guest netslob Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 Wasn't he Major Stash? Good name IMO yeah, but originally it was supposed to be Private Stash, which makes more sense, but Hammer bitched about it cuz it would've made him the lowest ranking MIA "officer", which is what Bob Barron was alluding to. what a whiny little bitch (Hammer, not Barron). he lucky to have been employed at all. lord knows, if I were a hot young wrestling prospect i too would want to learn all the technical prowess and ring- generalship that IS Van Friggin' Hammer. douchbag.
Guest dreamer420 Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 Wasn't he Major Stash? Good name IMO yeah, but originally it was supposed to be Private Stash, which makes more sense, but Hammer bitched about it cuz it would've made him the lowest ranking MIA "officer", which is what Bob Barron was alluding to. what a whiny little bitch (Hammer, not Barron). he lucky to have been employed at all. lord knows, if I were a hot young wrestling prospect i too would want to learn all the technical prowess and ring- generalship that IS Van Friggin' Hammer. douchbag. Major Stash was good but Private Stash would have ruled the school. Too bad he is so petty.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 Maybe he'll be able to teach you which BUTT cheek to inject into. Or how to perm and set.
Guest netslob Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 or how to get numerous, unnessary pushes in a major company desprite having NO discernible talent or charisma, what-so-FUCKING-ever. he could teach THAT. do i seem bitter?
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 I think he probably sucked off someone to get his spot. He has the look the old perverts go for.
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