SWF Holds Down X-Mas Border Run Return

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

For Juge Mental, a very poor person that is weak and easy to smack around, but seems to heal very well, and a midget, to give something 150%

 

For the unbooked Frost, 37 Mexican federalis, adept at "endorsing" things, and a fighting cock named "Weird Mojo" (I wasn't sure if you wanted a rooster or a penis, so I got you both)

 

For the newly contract-ified Thugg, a new, obedient Mexican whore, 3/4 of Stubby's Christmas stash (I also threw in some Kwanzaa and Chanukah stash), a Corono from "That Green Frog Place" in Cancun, a toad, a time remote, and the greatest Mexican taco that I could find at Taco Bell

 

For LDP, Thugg's old Mexican whore, and an exploding monkey named Sancho

 

For da Z-man, I got the group of crack insane, drunken, pot smoking, assasins, and they were on their way to kill the Flyers, but, they got lost. It's understandable since they're: A. Crack-heads. B. Insane. 3. Drunk and IV. Pot smokers. Sorry, but I have no clue as to where they are. How about 16 bottles of tequila instead?

 

For Craven, via a Orochian edit, cheap Mexican surgery to elongate your neck and torso, and replacing most of your bones with bungee cords, allowing you to fellate yourself (Apparently, it's very difficult to make penises as small as yours longer via operations)

 

Enjoy, and have a good Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice/Festivus/whatever

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

It's a Festivus for the rest of us!