Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 A little early.... I'm not going to be around to post tomorrow. Once again, I wish you all a Safe And Merry Christmas. P.S. Does anyone have something for me ?
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Wel I was gonna get all of you strippers or hookers but they all couldn't fit in Santa's sleigh. So I guess a Merry Christmas will just have to do. Happy Holidays and drink up
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 I'm trying to get you banned and then get you unbanned as my gift.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Wel I was gonna get all of you strippers or hookers but they all couldn't fit in Santa's sleigh. So I guess a Merry Christmas will just have to do. Happy Holidays and drink up Well, I would have been fine with Booze. No need to go through all the trouble.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Booze would work too
Guest Vern Gagne Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 I hate christmas Than don't post on this thread. Merry Christmas, Smarks.
Paul Stanley Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 God damn Gagne, don't make me get all Chapter 11 on your AWA ass! I'm just joking.
Guest Kingpk Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 I'd just like to add my favorite Christmas tale, as told by Tom Servo: Tom: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and bible black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile... (gradually gets more and more upset and hysterical) ...of course, his cheeks would be rosy because there's a vacuum out there, I mean Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers (Joel begins to try to calm him down) due to the blood boiling away in his face like pudding in a copper...OH THE HUMANITY!! (Now both Joel and Crow are trying to calm him down.) And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER--OH THE REINDEER!!!--keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! Dancer: BOOM! Joel: HEY! Crow: Tom! Joel: Tom take it easy, Santa's gonna be okay, buddy. Tom: You sure? Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay? Tom: Phew, what a relief!
Guest Flyboy Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Merry X-Mas everyone. Papacita gave me a banner for X-Mas.
Guest El Satanico Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 bah humbug none you bastards better try touching me with a 39 and a half foot pole
Guest evenflowDDT Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 You know, just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean you still can't get me a belated Christmas present Kidding. Christmas is about giving, not receiving, and as such, it pains me to inform you that a special Christmas-sacre edition of "An Exercise in Poor Taste" I had planned will be delayed until probably aroudn the end of the week. Boo! Anyway, happy holidays to all. Oh, what the hell, I had the idea for this earlier so I might as well go through with it: On the 12th day of Christmas Kotzenjunge gave to me... 12 inches of grooves 11 mix-a-roonies 10 breakers breakin' 9 sticks-a-glowin' 8 ravers raving 7 Pauls... Van Dyking? 6 DJ's scratching 5 DROPS OF E-E-E-E-E~! 4 wanna-be dictators 3 BLACK MANTAS~! 2 whiny kids on tough enough ...and a Kylie pic with fake nudity!
Guest Flyboy Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 bah humbug none you bastards better try touching me with a 39 and a half foot pole Only I can do that.
Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Yes, Merry Christmas for all. You know, Australia aint that bad, its only an hour and a half untill Christmas over here. Once again, a Merry & Safe Christmas to all
Guest caboose Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Where was the Regal wave with the 'Merry Christmas Everyone', Bob? Merry Christmas to all! (Regal waves)
Guest bob_barron Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Well I didn't want the non-XMas celebrators to be offended. On behalf of the Real Kliq and Mr. Regal- I once again wish everyone a Kick ass Christmas
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Roses are red People with no oxygen are blue I've been conscious for 5 minutes Merry Christmas to all
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 On the 12th day of Christmas Kotzenjunge gave to me... 12 inches of grooves 11 mix-a-roonies 10 breakers breakin' 9 sticks-a-glowin' 8 ravers raving 7 Pauls... Van Dyking? 6 DJ's scratching 5 DROPS OF E-E-E-E-E~! 4 wanna-be dictators 3 BLACK MANTAS~! 2 whiny kids on tough enough ...and a Kylie pic with fake nudity! (sniff) Best. Presents. Ever. (by the way, if you happen across a Kylie nude picture, it isn't fake)
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Merry X-Mas, Happy Hannukah, Kwanza and all that other holiday shite. Have a good one ya'll!
Guest kingkamala Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Hey where's the Happy Kwanzaa thread, RACIST BASTARDS! Seriously though Merry Christmas SmartMarks and have a safe and happy holidays.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 This is what I think of X-mas: ......................./´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........'\'...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ From one athiest to any others, meh, another Wednesday.
Guest dreamer420 Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Merry Christmas gang. Have a safe and happy holidays. Don't drink and drive either.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted December 24, 2002 Report Posted December 24, 2002 Merry X-mas from The Preppy One . May you all get what you wanted, and if not, at least have enough liquor on hand!
Guest Kinetic Posted December 25, 2002 Report Posted December 25, 2002 There's a special Christmas message from Metal Ed in the "Gibberish" section at the Smark Talk board. It's worth the time and effort of going there and reading it. The Source gave it five mics, for whatever reason.
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