Merry Christmas, SmartMarks!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

A little early....

I'm not going to be around to post tomorrow.

 

Once again,

 

I wish you all a Safe And Merry Christmas.

 

P.S. Does anyone have something for me ?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Wel I was gonna get all of you strippers or hookers but they all couldn't fit in Santa's sleigh. So I guess a Merry Christmas will just have to do.

 

Happy Holidays and drink up

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm trying to get you banned and then get you unbanned as my gift.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Wel I was gonna get all of you strippers or hookers but they all couldn't fit in Santa's sleigh. So I guess a Merry Christmas will just have to do.

 

Happy Holidays and drink up

Well, I would have been fine with Booze. No need to go through all the trouble.

[Paul Stanley 0]

I hate christmas

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Booze would work too

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I hate christmas

Than don't post on this thread.

 

 

Merry Christmas, Smarks.

[Paul Stanley 0]

God damn Gagne, don't make me get all Chapter 11 on your AWA ass!

 

I'm just joking.

[Guest Kingpk]

I'd just like to add my favorite Christmas tale, as told by Tom Servo:

 

Tom: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and bible black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile... (gradually gets more and more upset and hysterical) ...of course, his cheeks would be rosy because there's a vacuum out there, I mean Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers (Joel begins to try to calm him down) due to the blood boiling away in his face like pudding in a copper...OH THE HUMANITY!! (Now both Joel and Crow are trying to calm him down.) And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER--OH THE REINDEER!!!--keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! Dancer: BOOM!

Joel: HEY!

Crow: Tom!

Joel: Tom take it easy, Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.

Tom: You sure?

Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?

Tom: Phew, what a relief!

[Guest papacita]

Merry Xmas everybody...

[Guest Flyboy]

Merry X-Mas everyone.

 

Papacita gave me a banner for X-Mas.

[Guest HBK16]

I work on Christmas.

[Guest El Satanico]

bah humbug

 

none you bastards better try touching me with a 39 and a half foot pole

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You know, just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean you still can't get me a belated Christmas present

 

Kidding. Christmas is about giving, not receiving, and as such, it pains me to inform you that a special Christmas-sacre edition of "An Exercise in Poor Taste" I had planned will be delayed until probably aroudn the end of the week. Boo!

 

Anyway, happy holidays to all. Oh, what the hell, I had the idea for this earlier so I might as well go through with it:

 

On the 12th day of Christmas Kotzenjunge gave to me...

12 inches of grooves

11 mix-a-roonies

10 breakers breakin'

9 sticks-a-glowin'

8 ravers raving

7 Pauls... Van Dyking?

6 DJ's scratching

5 DROPS OF E-E-E-E-E~!

4 wanna-be dictators

3 BLACK MANTAS~!

2 whiny kids on tough enough

...and a Kylie pic with fake nudity!

[Guest Flyboy]

bah humbug

 

none you bastards better try touching me with a 39 and a half foot pole

Only I can do that.

[Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

Yes, Merry Christmas for all. You know, Australia aint that bad, its only an hour and a half untill Christmas over here. Once again, a Merry & Safe Christmas to all

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Merry X-Pac

[Guest bob_barron]

Merry Christmas everyone

[Guest caboose]

Where was the Regal wave with the 'Merry Christmas Everyone', Bob?

 

Merry Christmas to all! (Regal waves)

[Guest bob_barron]

Well I didn't want the non-XMas celebrators to be offended.

 

On behalf of the Real Kliq and Mr. Regal- I once again wish everyone a Kick ass Christmas

[Guest Fading Away]

Happy Boxing Day.

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

Roses are red

People with no oxygen are blue

I've been conscious for 5 minutes

Merry Christmas to all

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

eggnog at my place

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

On the 12th day of Christmas Kotzenjunge gave to me...

12 inches of grooves

11 mix-a-roonies

10 breakers breakin'

9 sticks-a-glowin'

8 ravers raving

7 Pauls... Van Dyking?

6 DJ's scratching

5 DROPS OF E-E-E-E-E~!

4 wanna-be dictators

3 BLACK MANTAS~!

2 whiny kids on tough enough

...and a Kylie pic with fake nudity!

(sniff) Best. Presents. Ever.

 

(by the way, if you happen across a Kylie nude picture, it isn't fake)

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Merry X-Mas, Happy Hannukah, Kwanza and all that other holiday shite. Have a good one ya'll!

[Guest kingkamala]

Hey where's the Happy Kwanzaa thread, RACIST BASTARDS!

 

Seriously though Merry Christmas SmartMarks and have a safe and happy holidays.

[Guest Sandman9000]

This is what I think of X-mas:

 

 

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From one athiest to any others, meh, another Wednesday.

[Guest dreamer420]

Merry Christmas gang.

 

Have a safe and happy holidays.

 

Don't drink and drive either.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Merry X-mas from The Preppy One .

 

May you all get what you wanted, and if not, at least have enough liquor on hand!

[Guest Kinetic]

There's a special Christmas message from Metal Ed in the "Gibberish" section at the Smark Talk board. It's worth the time and effort of going there and reading it. The Source gave it five mics, for whatever reason.