The one and only Smackdown thread

[Guest Vyce]

Can Undertaker go off and train the youngsters on Tough Enough, instead of Al Snow?  I know it would mean that the TE finalists would become abysmally poor workers, but at least it would get Taker off my TV for the majority of the year, and put Snow in his place.

 

Lawler is a fucking parrot.  After EVERYTHING anyone says, he repeats.

 

Hall:  Don't sing it....just bring it.

Lawler:  WHOO HOO!! Did you hear that, Michael?  He said, "Don't sing it, bring it!"  WHOO HOO!!! PUPPIES

 

I miss Heyman.  Hell, I miss Tazz.

[Guest Tony149]

The fan who got hit was a plant I assume.

[Guest dmos1]

I guess the Giant gets the title for no-selling the Grim Reaper.

 

Only in wrestling is a styrofoam "cement" block more damaging than a 30 foot drop in a car or being locked in an ambulance that's repeatedly rammed by a truck.

 

Of course the only way to sell those injuries is to come out in a casket.

[Guest Tony149]

I didn't notice Jericho has a new ugly robe.

[Guest Vyce]

Hey look!  It's Chris "Terra Ryzing" Jericho!

 

Oh shit, now a Kane match.  DAMN YOU.

[Guest RepoMan]

WTF!!!!!!!!!?????????? Did Jericho spill coffee on Kain again. It's not like there's a fued for the title at WM that needs to be advanced.

[Guest Tony149]

I as right. Angle did a run-in and cost Kane the match after an ugly looking Angle Slam.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

HHH holding those belts makes me sick.

[Guest Tony149]

The WWF talked about their tour overseas, yet they didn't tell the truth about them being gone on Raw.

[Guest Vyce]

I'll give them credit, at least they were smart enough not to show the Jericho / Rock match or the Rock at all.

 

Oh, and Fake Arrest Angles = ALWAYS STUPID.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The rolling germans weren't enough?

 

He had to steal the garage door on to opponent trick from Benoit too?

[Guest Tony149]

I the arrest of Flair was stupid. I thought they were fine for Austin in 1998, but that shit is old now.

[Guest RepoMan]

I wish Kane still used his cancer whistle, it would have been awsome when he called out Angle.

[Guest Army Eye]

ANOTHER arrest angle.. sheesh.

[Guest Vyce]

Aren't those boys too old to be playing with WWF toys?

 

BLECCCH!!! Enough with the horrible nu-metal bands!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

This must be a red letter day or something.  Not every Smackdown where I get to see Tajiri, Funaki, and the Hurricane.  Sure, Tajiri was squashed and the other two just happened to be in their "overseas tour segment," but, hey, it's a start.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

This must be a red letter day or something.  Not every Smackdown where I get to see Tajiri, Funaki, and the Hurricane.  Sure, Tajiri was squashed and the other two just happened to be in their "overseas tour segment," but, hey, it's a start.

[Guest RepoMan]

Thank God that was short. What's the point having Stacy wrestle. Sense when does Lillian interview ppl right after the match on the house mic?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I predict a three way for the women's title (which sounds good..."three way...women" but ruins the chances of a good match)

 

Jazz vs. Lita vs. Trish

[Guest Tony149]

Well, Hall & The Rock are next. There is 15 minutes left in the show. So they probably get 4 minutes of in ring time.

[Guest Nevermortal]

GAH! THE VOICE! THE VOICE! AARRRRGHHGH!

[Guest Tony149]

Man, hearing Steph scream and cry is painfull.

[Guest Tony149]

Hall looks to be in good shape. A little beefy in the stomach area. He seems to have some ring rust as well.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Is that a nicotine patch on Hall's left boob?

[Guest Tony149]

The nWo vs. SCSA & The Rock; Handicap match on Raw.

[Guest Vyce]

Wow, Rock / Austin vs. nWo.  I guess they're getting desperate to pop a good number for RAW.

[Guest Army Eye]

Hall didn't show much.  Punches, punches, more punches, and a lot of time in between.

[Guest Nevermortal]

They've been like filling time for the last 5 minutes...

[Guest RepoMan]

Didn't it seem like Austin tossed the 1st beer to Hall, thats not cool. It seems like they ended early, now they have to kill time.

[Guest areacode212]

that attempt to fill time at the end was hilarious. they could have at least done those comedy bits that they normally do when Raw/Smackdown goes off the air.