Guest J*ingus Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Check these out, they're wrestling-themed Choose Your Own Adventure dealies, and they're fucking hilarious. Rescue Maven from the Haunted House! The Great Stacker 2 Heist! Free the Oppressed OVW Fatties! And NO USING THE BACK BUTTON, you cheating sonsabitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Holy fucking CRAP that shit's GOLD GOLD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted December 25, 2002 The bathroom encounter with a mysterious pervert in the 1st story is absolutely hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 25, 2002 I went straight to the third story; I'll do the other two later. So many Taz jokes...what a wonderful way to start the Christmas day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted December 25, 2002 LOL!!!!!!!! I broke Test's nose, pulled of the Spinarooni, and all I won was a Triple H toy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Now that is hilarious, good shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B-X Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Right now I am chasing Bossman through the streets on a Zamboni! "Your team boards a zamboni and pursues the Bossman. Slowly. Very slowly. Comically slow things on the sidewalk zoom past you, like snails and turtles and sloths and the Iron Sheik. Even Droz rolls by you at one point. "HE CUT ME OFF!!!!" you scream at the top of your lungs, because you have TEH ROAD RAGE. Forgetting all about the Big Bossman, you swerve off the road and slowly attempt to run Droz over. He wheels away easily. You and your team members are forced to abandon the zamboni and chase Droz on foot." BWAHAHAHJAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted December 25, 2002 i got a teddy bear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 25, 2002 That shit is great stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 25, 2002 OVW SPOILER How hilarious was it when HHH, Flair and Rikishi met their fate at the hands of Rosey and Jamal via drive-by shooting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted December 25, 2002 I dunno man, but I think spouting out retarded metaphors vs. JR is the greatest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 25, 2002 "You care for your pet prairie dog more poorly than a legally retarded circus clown with no legwarmers standing outside in a tsunami on top of Mount Vesuvius!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
