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Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

You wouldn't think that $100 from an Aunt for a present is such a bad present. Unfortunately, for me it was.

 

I got 100 $1 bills, taped end to end to form one massive roll. And I have to peel all the tape off, being careful not to rip the money.

 

Yes, its nice getting a $100, but when it takes 6 forevers to unroll and pull tape off of 100 $1 bills, it kinda takes something out of it..

 

Hmm.. How could I forget the "money in a bar of soap" that my dad gave me. It could be a $1, $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bill...but I have to use the soap to get to it.

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

Y: The Last Man #1 - #6

Fables #1

Incredible Hulk #248 - #255 (I now have from #102 - #474)

2 long sleeve shirts (blue and navy blue)

2 pairs of Quards pants (brown and black)

1 Leather Jacket (I needed one)

Oakland Raiders shirt (w00t~!)

Workout Shorts (my old pair ripped)

A grip of cash (which I needed after my computer got hacked into)

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Nothing beats the Kane bobblehead!

My women's braclet puts your Kane Bobblehead to shame.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Last year, my uncle got me one of those Billy Bass things. You know, a plastic singing fish, mounted on a plastic display, that sings songs like "Splish Splash, I was taking a bath", and other mindnumbing stupid shit. I haven't talked to him since. Asshole.

 

Other than that, I can't complain about this year. Good stuff all around.

Guest YouDaFoo
Posted
Y: The Last Man #1 - #6

Fables #1

Incredible Hulk #248 - #255 (I now have from #102 - #474)

2 long sleeve shirts (blue and navy blue)

2 pairs of Quards pants (brown and black)

1 Leather Jacket (I needed one)

Oakland Raiders shirt (w00t~!)

Workout Shorts (my old pair ripped)

A grip of cash (which I needed after my computer got hacked into)

How are those bad?

Guest YouDaFoo
Posted
Nothing beats the Kane bobblehead!

My women's braclet puts your Kane Bobblehead to shame.

Why the hell would some buy you a women's braclet.

Guest RobJohnstone
Posted
My mom got me the Sports Illustrated Sports Almanac when she knows I HATE that Almanac and prefer the ESPN Information Please Sports Almanac

you must be joking me. Your going to whine about getting the wrong issue? Presents are just that, Presents. They are gifts and if you get anything you should be happy. I am only 20 but I find more enjoyment in giving my family whatever I think they may want then recieving presents. Oh btw my christmas was very nice. I got a beard trimmer from my mom and dad and my sister and her husband gave me a cool swiss army knife. My great aunt gave me a cool miniature model of an fdny fire truck. Any way that's just the way I look at christmas.

 

--Rob

Guest RobJohnstone
Posted
You wouldn't think that $100 from an Aunt for a present is such a bad present. Unfortunately, for me it was.

 

I got 100 $1 bills, taped end to end to form one massive roll. And I have to peel all the tape off, being careful not to rip the money.

 

Yes, its nice getting a $100, but when it takes 6 forevers to unroll and pull tape off of 100 $1 bills, it kinda takes something out of it..

 

Hmm.. How could I forget the "money in a bar of soap" that my dad gave me. It could be a $1, $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bill...but I have to use the soap to get to it.

that bar of soap thing is a clever gift my friend. I think it's cool that they gave you something original.

 

--Rob

Guest Intimacy Goblin
Posted

My personal favorite bad present was the 20 pounds of gourmet jelly beans my sister got when we were kids. while I got some really cool toys.

Guest O.J. Hart
Posted

I got a digital camera, a tommy maddox jersey and a fucking blanket with my fucking name on it. that damned blanket would have been a cool gift about 10 fucking years ago!

Guest R2DFooster McSockman
Posted
I got a digital camera

The possibilities are endless.

Guest Bosstones Fan
Posted
I got a digital camera, a tommy maddox jersey and a fucking blanket with my fucking name on it.

Sorry Angle-sault, but I believe we have a new winner. That blanket is one humiliating gift, regardless of one's age, race, or hometown. Christ.

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

I got a Triple H bobble head. Other than that everything I got was pretty cool. I guess I can just throw it in with all my other wrestling related items or something.

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