Jackson Baby-Dangling Exploits Spawn Video Game

[Guest MrRant]

BERLIN (Reuters) - Michael Jackson's baby-dangling exploits have spawned a new video game in which the player has to catch babies in a basket as a cartoon version of the pop star hurls them from a roof top.

 

At the end of the game, called "Michael Jackson Baby Drop," players receive a score and a supposed evaluation of their parenting skills.

 

Jackson startled German fans last month when he dangled his baby outside his fourth-floor hotel window in Berlin, a moment captured on film and widely broadcast.

 

He held his baby, whose head was covered by a towel, over a balcony with one arm to horrified gasps from the crowd of fans on the street below. The singer apologized, saying he had been caught up in the emotion of the moment.

 

In the game by http://www.madblast.com the cartoon Jackson also throws spiders from the rooftop, which the player has to dodge.

 

The pop star, who keeps tarantulas at his Neverland Valley ranch in California, was recently bitten on the foot by a spider.

 

No spokesman for the singer could be reached for comment.

[Guest DrTom]

It would be more worthwhile if Jackson jumped off the balcony at the end of the game.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

ARGH, why the public cannot leave this poor man alone, i cannot understand.

 

I truly feel sorry for Mr. Jackson, he is in media HELL 24/7, everyday of his life and is greatly misunderstood, IMO.

 

I mean they run top news stories when he TAKES HIS KIDS TO THE ZOO. What? DONT NORMAL PEOPLE DO THAT ANYMORE? Does that justify ...argh, i'm not gonna bother

 

Illusion - Fell over trying to moonwalk

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

ARGH, why the public cannot leave this poor man alone, i cannot understand.

 

I truly feel sorry for Mr. Jackson, he is in media HELL 24/7, everyday of his life and is greatly misunderstood, IMO.

 

I mean they run top news stories when he TAKES HIS KIDS TO THE ZOO. What? DONT NORMAL PEOPLE DO THAT ANYMORE? Does that justify ...argh, i'm not gonna bother

 

Illusion - Fell over trying to moonwalk

Normal people's children arn't covered in masks when they go to the zoo. And they arn't named Prince Michael II.

 

I know what you mean, but this isn't Ozzie and Harriet we're talking about.

[Guest Ace309]

Well, y'know, it's really not normal for a childlike homosexual pedophile to have three children. But your point is understood.

[Guest redbaron51]

I don't think any of his children are what you say "Normal"