Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2002 Christmas Eve Card.. MAIN EVENT- Vince Russo and Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Commish Roddy Piper in a 'handicrap match' WWW TITLE- Triple H v. Low Ki in a 'I Quit' match [LOW KI'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] Tag Team titles- Trish Stratus and Victoria v. The Iraq Attaq in a 'Ladder match' Tazz v. Chris Daniels and Michael Cole Elix Hitler v. Goldberg Zenk the Ripper v. X-Pac in a 'street fight' The Abortionist v. Giant Silva in a 'strap match' [ABORTIONIST'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] 3D v. Shaggy 2 Doink in a 'Table match' Three Minute Warning v. The Outsiders v. The Yeti and Shark v. Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena in a #1 contenders match for the Tag Team titles "El Doinko" (Savio Vega) v. Raven Now.. the results! We start with Vince Russo and SEX talking. They're gonna beat Horowitz and Pipah tonight. But Roddy Piper comes out and accuses SEX member Road Dogg Jesse James (who doesn't wrestle, ever) of killing Brad Armstrong. Raven starts to talk backstage, but he is cut off as we see that TRIPLE H IS DRINKING WATER! HE IS HERE! "El Doinko" Savio Vega talks in Spanish.. and then we see.. THE RETURN OF LOS BORICUAS! They lock up. El Doinko hits a kneelift on Raven. El Doinko hits Raven with a kick to the head. The crowd is starting to get behind El Doinko. El Doinko is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on El Doinko. The winner is El Doinko. Time of match: 0:00:19 El Doinko pinned Raven after a kick to the head in 0:00:19. Rating: * El Doinko celebrates with Los Boricuas as Raven is out cold. Meanwhile, the Abortionist is backstage making baby clothes for Christmas. Giant Silva is.. tall. They lock up. Giant Silva executes a spinebuster slam on The Abortionist James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number one. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number two. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number three. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number four. The crowd is cheering on Giant Silva. Strap Match: Giant Silva defeated The Abortionist in 0:00:15. Rating: 3/4* Zenk the Ripper promises to rip X-Pac a new one... but X-Pac is not here. So Dusty Rhodes is called to replace him. They lock up. Zenk the Ripper goes for a monkey flip, but Dusty Rhodes blocks it. Dusty Rhodes executes a swinging neckbreaker on Zenk the Ripper. The crowd is starting to get behind Dusty Rhodes. Dusty Rhodes executes a dropkick on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes executes the Bionic Elbowdrop on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Bionic Elbowdrop in 0:00:27. Rating: -1/2* Zenk the Ripper promises to kill Dusty Rhodes and his family on the 26th Chris Daniels declares that America should remember that Christmas Eve is the time for peace, THAT COMMIE BASTARD! Michael Cole walks up to him and they sing "All you need is love" Tazz puts on his shirt and sweats and tries to remember how to wrestle. Handicap-Match: Chris Daniels and Michael Cole defeated Tazz when Cole pinned Taz with the Smackdown in 0:01:43. Rating: 1/2* Tazz shows his massive shame at losing a match to Michael Cole and he challenges Cole and Daniels to a match on the 26th, where Tazz will have a partner. Elix Hitler goes up to Vince Russo and proposes the name of 'Elix Dixiewrecked'. Russo has no comment. Goldberg punches stuff They lock up. Elix Hitler goes for spinning headscissors, but Bill Goldberg throws him off. Bill Goldberg catches Elix Hitler totally by surprise. Bill Goldberg executes the Jackhammer on Elix Hitler. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg pinned Elix Hitler with the Jackhammer in 0:00:20. Rating: * Goldberg snarls. Russo runs out and yells at Goldberg for squashing Elix. Shaggy 2 Doink is here.. and he's not queer. That's what he says. Meanwhile.. 3D comes out to say that he doesn't feel like facing Shaggy, so he has a replacement. That replacement is Bill DeMott, who reminds us that he's ANGRY and BITTER. Shaggy 2 Dope defeated Bill DeMott via pinfall in 0:04:16. Rating: 1/2* Shaggy asks "Wasn't this supposed to be a table match?" 3D replies with "Oh yeah, my bad" and then 3D beats him down. Rosey and Jamal and Rico are in the back and they are ready. Yeti and Shark are also ready Cena and Buchanan attempt to rap The Outsiders are sober. At least Hall is. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders defeated Rosey and Jamal, The Dungeon of Doom (Shark/The Yeti) and Bling Bling Buchanan and Vanilla Cena: x Jamal beat Yeti via pinfall in 0:01:26 x Jamal beat Cena after the Splash off the top in 0:10:39 x Hall beat Rosey via the Razor's Edge in 0:19:52 Rating: -* 1/2 D'Lo Brown attempts to seal the deal with Molly Holly, but Alex Wright (Revisionist who??) declares that he will make sure that D'Lo's somewhat black self won't get Molly's white booty. D'Lo is displeased. Konnan comes to ringside. Konnan enters the ring and hits D'Lo Brown with a chair. Konnan takes his clothes back from D'Lo Brown. D'Lo Brown asks for a disqualifaction, but Earl Hebner didn't see anything. Tiger Ali Singh enters the ring and hits Alex Wright with a chair. D'Lo Brown seemingly enjoys the boos. Earl Hebner disqualifies D'Lo Brown. A portion of the crowd is booing Alex Wright. Alex Wright defeated D'Lo Brown by disqualification in 0:05:07. Rating: 1/4* After the match, D'Lo gets angry and declares he will reform THE NATION OF DOMINATION next week! The Iraq Attaq declares that they have no weapons of mass destruction hidden in their tights. Trish asks Victoria to stop playing her theme music. The Iraq Attaq defeated Trish Stratus and Victoria when Credible pinned Victoria after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:03:24. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and after the match, Victoria turns heel on Trish! Victoria's an Iraqi! wait.. didn't they pin Victoria and not Trish? Who cares? It's beatdown time, and the Outsiders save Torrie Low Ki looks like he was told he was gonna lose in 30 seconds, but can he prevail?!?!?! Triple H is pumped and intense They lock up. Triple H catches Low Ki in an armbar submission. Low Ki is inching his way towards the ropes. Low Ki summons one last burst of energy. Low Ki submits after 15 seconds. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Triple H because they want to cheer him but he's a heel. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:24 I-Quit Match: Triple H made Low Ki submit to an armbar submission in 0:00:24. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) But then, THE SMOKE OF DEATH comes out and the Ultimate Warrior makes an arm wrestling table appear and he warns Triple H that they will have an arm-wrestling match on the next show. Piper and Horowitz prepare as Horowitz realizes he's gonna carry the team. Russo and Sexual Harris-ment want to make sure that they don't have too much wrestling Handicap-Match: Roddy Piper and Barry Horowitz defeated Sexual Harris-ment and Vince Russo when Piper pinned Russo after a piledriver in 0:09:40. Rating: -** 1/2 Piper beats Russo down with slaps and eye-pokes. Then Goldberg comes down to the ring and we cut to black -------- IN A FEW MOMENTS The 12/26 Card SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2002 The Card (since you won't just look up to see it) SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott ------ Now.. the results! We start off by showing you the unaired footage from last week. Goldberg pummeled Russo, leaving him out to dry, then after he left, Russo got up, slipped on a wet spot and fractured his upper leg bone. Russo will be out of action for two weeks. Meanwhile in the back, Triple H arrives. Kevin Sullivan informs Shark that he has been taken out of the tag match and replaced with Rikishi. Why Rikishi? "because he'z nevah lost ta them rappers Cenuh and BeeToo" Cena and Bling Bling have some words to your mother to send her. And in a shocker, Cena and Buchanan defeat Rikishi for the first time ever. Sullivan is in shock. Of course, Buchanan pinned Rikishi. But Sullivan is called off by the voice that talks to him exclusively, the Master, for re-gimmicking. John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan defeated Rikishi and The Yeti when Buchanan pinned Rikishi with the Censor Kick in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/4* Meanwhile, Al Wilson and the former Violent J are interviewed by Todd Pettingil. They compliment him on his latest recordings. Then Al Wilson tries to act, and fails. Torrie Wilson does not look pleased to have to be around Shaggy 2 Dope. Can you blame her? Torrie Wilson and Shaggy 2 Dope defeated 3D and Al Wilson when Shaggy pinned 3D with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:02:29. Rating: -*** Alex Wright and Konnan declare it is their mission to show the power of the Nordic White race. That's right. Konnan's reason for doing this. "Yo homes, I gotta get a job somewhere." Meanwhile, D'Lo Brown introduces his Nation of Domination. The members are him, Koko B. Ware, Kamala and Mr. Hughes. WE ARE THE NATION.. OF DOMINATION. Oh yeah, the offical rappers for NOD 2003 are John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan. Nation of Domination 2K3 (D'Lo Brown and Koko B. Ware) defeated Alex Wright and Konnan when K. B. Ware pinned Konnan with the Ghostbuster in 0:05:42. Rating: * Michael Cole and Chris Daniels play the guitar and sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" Tazz's partner is his cousin. Chris Chetti is thrilled to finally be named what he's been called for 8 years. Tazz and Tazz's Cousin defeated Michael Cole and Chris Daniels when Taz pinned Cole after a belly-to-back suplex in 0:02:10. Rating: -3/4* Dusty Rhodes and Goldust would be sharing in hilarity, but Triple H just let X-Pac into the arena, so that is shown instead. Zenk's partner wants revenge on the Rhodes. That name is Blacktop Bully. He wants revenge on Dustin for Uncensored 1995 and the King of the Road match. Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully defeated Dusty Rhodes and Goldust when Bully pinned Dusty Rhodes with the Backbreaker in 0:05:50. Rating: -* and the pool of 10 for the Shoot title: Cena, B^2, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson, D'Lo Brown, Koko B. Ware, Tazz, Tazz's Cousin, Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully Sid says some stuff.. translations will come later Meanwhile, Bill DeMott didn't get anything for Christmas, because he has no family, because they think he sucks, but he is bitter and angry! Bill DeMott pinned Sid Vicious with the No Laughing Matter in 0:02:48. Rating: -** Trish and the Outsiders study strategy. Scott Hall proposes they beat The Iraq Attaq by getting 'that sucker Jack Victory'. The Iraq Attaq and Victoria listen to Victoria's theme and chant in Arabic. But the match is not to be! As Los Boricuas and their Chica, Jackie Gayda, run out to take part in the match. But then The Kiss Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles run out. How will this end? They lock up. Scott Hall executes a back suplex on Jackie Gayda. Scott Hall is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Hall. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders and Trish Stratus defeated The Iraq Attaq and Victoria, Los Boricuas (Miguel Perez Jr./Savio Vega) and Jackie Gayda and The KISS Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles when Hall pinned J. Gayda after a back suplex in 0:00:10. Rating: -1/4* Sexual Harris-ment comes out with Vince Russo (who is on crutches). They talk for a little bit, and then they announce Team Russo. Coming out first.. a man who was Goldberg's teammate on the Atlanta Falcons from 1992 to 1993, he lives in Dallas, Texas, he played college ball at Texas Tech. Former Charger, Falcon, Oiler, Chief and Saint, Billy Joe Tolliver! "Billy Joe played with Goldberg and Billy Joe could have snapped Goldberg any time he felt like it." Coming out second.. a man who met up with Goldberg and claims to hold an early victory over him. Former Chicago Bear, holder of a Super Bowl ring, Steve Mongo McMichael! Meanwhile, Raven and Low Ki don't get interview time. They just come out. This is their punishment for being in good matches last show. Team Russo defeated Raven and Low Ki when McMichael pinned Raven with the Mongo Spike in 0:05:43. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Low Ki begs for, and recieves, forgiveness from Vince Russo. Oh yeah, Elix Hitler came out and he was granted a new name. Elix Canadian. Joy joy joy! Sexual Harris-ment is still around the ring. Horowitz and Maven talk in the back and Horowitz tells Maven he better have his dropkick ready and he better be excited to be Barry Horowitz's protege. Barry Horowitz and Maven defeated Sexual Harris-ment when Maven pinned R. Harris with the Maven Effect in 0:07:20. Rating: -* 1/4 After the match, Al Snow runs down to the ring and beats Barry Horowitz into a bloody pulp for trying to be Maven's protege. Maven urges Snow to stop. ("I wasn't trying to replace you Mr. Snow!") Meanwhile, Rico is mad at Three Minute Warning for losing so match. But NOD2003 comes by and challenges 3MW to a match. Nation of Domination 2K3 (Kamala and Mr. Hughes) defeated Three-Minute Warning when Kamala pinned Jamal with the Air Africa in 0:04:55. Rating: DUD After the match, Rico yells at 3MW, and they beat him into a pile of jelly. Come on! you can't screw with Samoans, they'll kick your ass. We see the Shoot Title carried to ringside. It has a microphone on the main panel and "Crash TV" on the sides. No-Countout-No-DQ-10-Man Royal Rumble for the vacant WWW Shoot Title: Tazz's Cousin won a 10-man Royal Rumble: x Zenk the Ripper and D'Lo Brown started out. x Ripper threw out D'Lo after a monkey flip in 0:00:43 x Bling Bling Buchanan entered at 0:01:00 x Koko B. Ware entered at 0:02:00 x K. B. Ware defeated Ripper after the Ghostbuster in 0:02:29 x K. B. Ware defeated Buchanan after a flying forearm in 0:02:52 x Tazz entered at 0:03:00 x Tazz threw out K. B. Ware after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:03:28 x Torrie Wilson entered at 0:04:00 x Torrie threw out Taz after a punch in 0:04:11 x Blacktop Bully entered at 0:05:00 x Tazz's Cousin entered at 0:06:00 x John Cena entered at 0:07:00 x Shaggy 2 Dope entered at 0:08:00 x Bully threw out Cena in 0:09:03 The Final Four: Blacktop Bully, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson and Tazz's Cousin x Bully defeated Shaggy after the Backbreaker in 0:10:52 x Cousin defeated Torrie after the Amityvile Horror in 0:13:30 x Cousin threw out Bully in 0:13:37 (Tazz's Cousin won the WWW Shoot Title.) THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH OF DOOM The Warrior and the table appear after the SMOKE OF DOOM shoots up. Warrior is almost slammed down at first, but then THE SMOKE COMES UP and when it fades away, the Warrior is the winner. Triple H throws the table at The Warrior, but THE SMOKE comes out and the Warrior disappears out of the way of the smoke. X-Pac runs down to look for the Warrior, but then THE SMOKE comes up and HHH is carried to ringside by the security as the Warrior shows up and we get a Warrior v. X-Pac match The Ultimate Warrior pinned X-Pac with the Big Splash in 0:01:29. Rating: -1/2* Warrior drags X-Pac to the back. Jesse James is hyped up by Vince Russo to get the title shot. Roddy Piper yells alot, and then accuses the cameraman of killing Santa Claus. Number-One-Contenders-Match: Roddy Piper made Jesse James submit to the Sleeper in 0:05:27. Rating: -1/2* Piper takes Road Dogg out with an eye-poke, but TEAM RUSSO runs down to the ring and takes out Piper with a variety of tackles and punches. Piper is then lifted up and James hits Piper with those Shake, Rattle and Roll punches. Piper is dragged to the stage where Russo is on crutches. Russo hits Piper in the groin with his crutch. But we go to the back, Triple H is standing by with Eric Bischoff. Triple H looks into a mirror and SEES THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Triple H then asks Bischoff if he can see the Warrior, Bischoff cannot. Unfortunately, HHH never asked the fans if we could see the Warrior, because we could! HHH then breaks the mirror. DID HE KILL THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND SEE! -------------------- Next Show: December 29th, 2002 Location: Cinergy Stadium in Cincinnati, OH (preferably before it is imploded) MAIN EVENT 10 MAN ELIMINATION TAG SEX (Sexual Harris-ment and Jesse James) and Team Russo (Billy Joe Tolliver and Mongo McMichael) vereus Roddy Piper, Barry Horowitz, Tazz, Maven and Al Snow [Will Al Snow try to kill Barry Horowitz again in a jealous rage?] FOR THE WWW TITLE: Triple H © defends against a man who knows the Ultimate Warrior well, The Honky Tonk Man FOR THE WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin © v. Chris Daniels v. Al Wilson v. Torrie Wilson FOR THE WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: The Iraq Attaq © v. Sgt. Slaughter and The Iron Sheik PUNISHMENT TIME: Alex Wright and Konnan face The Yeti and Shark Nation of Domination 2003 (D'Lo Brown, John Cena, Bling Bling Buchanan and Kamala) face off against The Outsiders, Savio Vega and Miguel Perez Jr Bra and Panties Whip Cream paddle match: Trish Stratus faces Victoria Bill DeMott faces Rikishi -------------------- WWW presents "THE TOILET TUMBLE!", the first WWW PPV Date of show: January 5th, 2003 Location: Veterans Stadium, Philadelphia, PA. The Toilet Tumble card right now! DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! For the Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo © faces Rowdy Roddy Piper For the World's Worst Title: Triple H © defends against The Ultimate Warrior For the World's Worst Tag Team titles: The Iraq Attaq © puts the belts up against The Outsiders And.. a 30 man Royal Rumble, the winner faces either the Big Gold champion or the WWW champion at some time down the road! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2002 and right now.. for her pleasure.. it's the LOST WWW CARD THAT SANTA TIME FORGOT! Story: It turns out that after show 7, I posted a lineup for show 8, but I forgot to look at that lineup when I actually did show 8, so I will try and put this in as an extra card.. with two EXTRA matches. The Original Card: FOR THE WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. David Arquette v. Randy Savage v. Marty Jannetty BIG GOLD BELT MATCH: Vince Russo takes on Dr. Death Steve Williams WWW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner take on HHH and Kevin Nash Vince's "best match punishment" goes to DDP and Mr. Hughes. DDP will take on The Undertaker Mr. Hughes will face The Head Hunters Lex Luger and Sting face The Abortionist and El Satanico Kane and RVD take on the Island Boys Test, Hall and NAO take on The Godwinns, Honky Tonk Man and Palumbo Bradshaw and Stevie Ray take on Jeff Hardy and a partner Kamala and Akeem face Barry Windham and Curt Hennig it turns out that when I scheduled Kane/RVD v. Three Minute Warning on October 24th, 2002. It's happen on December 24th, 2002. I AM A VISIONARY! but.. here are some changes. The Tag Team title match is now.. The Iraq Attaq (Justin Credible and Jack Victory) v. Kurt Angle and Rick Steiner Kevin Nash replaces Test in the 8 man tag. The 6 man title match will now just be a five man #1 contenders match with the winner facing Triple H in the main event. The extra matches: Tazz's Cousin takes on Sabu for the Shoot title in a Barb Wire Match Al Wilson will face Shaggy 2 Dope in a Table match. Sign your daughter up.. it's time for extra action! Vince Russo welcomes us to a special episode of WWW. Then he claims it's all a shoot. He also claims he's gonna beat the living hell out of Steve Williams, but then he realizes that Williams is in Japan, so he's gonna beat up Ric Flair tonight. Akeem can't make it for his match since he cannot fit into his outfit, therefore D'Lo gets to fill in. Nation of Domination 2K3 (D'Lo Brown and Kamala) defeated Curt Hennig and Barry Windham when D'Lo pinned Curt Hennig with his special move in 0:09:44. Rating: 3/4* Bradshaw and Stevie Ray defeated Jeff Hardy and Lita when Bradshaw pinned Lita with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:02:34. Rating: -1/4* Barbed Wire Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Tazz's Cousin made Sabu submit to a Boston crab in 0:03:51. Rating: *** (Tazz's Cousin retained the WWW Shoot Title.) Backstage, Vince Russo is angry. He tells Tazz's Cousin that he will have Hell to Pay for that match. Three-Minute Warning defeated Kane and Rob Van Dam when Jamal pinned Kane after hitting him with a steel chair in 0:07:03. Rating: * 1/4 They're brawling inside the ring area. Shaggy 2 Dope knocks Al Wilson into the ringpost. Shaggy 2 Dope goes for a kick to the midsection, but Al Wilson counters it with a dragon screw. Al Wilson uses a spinebuster on Shaggy 2 Dope. Al Wilson sets up Shaggy 2 Dope on the table. Al Wilson executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Al Wilson. Table Match: Al Wilson defeated Shaggy 2 Dope by putting him through a table in 0:03:50. Rating: -**** The Abortionist and Satanico defeated The Dudes With Attitudes (Lex Luger and Sting) when Abortionist pinned Luger with the Alley Way Special in 0:05:16. Rating: -* 1/2 Handicap-Match: Mr. Hughes defeated The Head Hunters when Mr. Hughes pinned Head Hunter A with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:03:39. Rating: 3/4* Casket Match: The Undertaker defeated Diamond Dallas Page in 0:02:43. Rating: 3/4* The New Age Outlaws and The Outsiders defeated Honky Tonk Man, Chuck Palumbo, New Jack and Mideon when J. Jammes pinned Mideon with the Pumphandle Slam in 0:00:22. Rating: -1/2* (Mark Canterbury no-showed.) The Iraq Attaq defeated Kurt Angle and Rick Steiner when Credible pinned K. Angle after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:04:20. Rating: 1/4* (The Iraq Attaq retained the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) No-Countout-No-DQ-5-Man Royal Rumble: Marty Jannetty won a 5-man Royal Rumble: x Vicious and Savage started out. x Vicious defeated Savage after a choke slam in 0:00:28 x Kevin Nash entered at 0:01:00 x Vicious threw out Nash in 0:01:09 x David Arquette entered at 0:02:00 x Marty Jannetty entered at 0:03:00 x Jannetty threw out Arquette after a German suplex in 0:04:18 x Jannetty threw out Vicious after a flying cross body press in 0:05:21 Rating: -**** 3/4 Vince Russo made Ric Flair submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:01:55. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) They lock up. Triple H uses a fist to the midsection on Marty Jannetty. Triple H hits a side suplex on Marty Jannetty. Triple H uses a flying axhandle on Marty Jannetty. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H runs into the ropes. Triple H misses with an elbow. Triple H hits Marty Jannetty with an elbow. Triple H uses a roundhouse right on Marty Jannetty. Triple H hits Marty Jannetty with a hiptoss. Triple H whips Marty Jannetty into the turnbuckle. Marty Jannetty whips Triple H into the ropes. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Marty Jannetty. Triple H goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Triple H is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Triple H pinned Marty Jannetty with the Pedigree in 0:01:07. Rating: 1/2* (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) -------------- The modifed card for tomorrow, or Monday. December 29th, 2002 Location: Cinergy Stadium in Cincinnati, OH (preferably before it is imploded) MAIN EVENT 10 MAN ELIMINATION TAG SEX (Sexual Harris-ment and Jesse James) and Team Russo (Billy Joe Tolliver and Mongo McMichael) v. Roddy Piper, Barry Horowitz, Goldberg, Maven and Al Snow FOR THE WWW TITLE: Triple H © defends against The Honky Tonk Man IN A SINGAPORE CANE MATCH FOR THE WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin © v. Michael Cole v. Al Wilson v. Torrie Wilson FOR THE WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: The Iraq Attaq © v. Sgt. Slaughter and The Iron Sheik in a streetfight PUNISHMENT TIME: Alex Wright and Konnan face The Yeti and Shark in a Barbed Wire match Blacktop Bully and Sabu v. Dusty Rhodes and Tazz Zenk the Ripper faces Goldust Nation of Domination 2003 (D'Lo Brown, John Cena, Bling Bling Buchanan and Kamala) face off against The Outsiders, Savio Vega and Miguel Perez Jr Bra and Panties Whip Cream paddle match: Bill DeMott faces Rikishi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2002 LIVE FROM THE RUINS OF CINERGY FIELD (shucks, we shoulda booked it a week ago!) IT'S WWW SUNDAY NIGHT SEXUAL EROTICUS! We start off the show with Vince Russo in the ring with SEX and Team Russo. Vince Russo: "Tonight, we will have a unique night, because for every match, there will be a SPECIAL REFEREE!" Vince Russo: "Tonight will be groundbreaking. In fact, the Russo Rumble where I defend my belt against that drunk Scot, Roddy Piper, will be on January 11th. Live in front of the world, I am gonna make Roddy stagger back to Canada, not Scotland, that's a shoot, and I will remain Big Gold champion" But then the Bagpipes hit. Roddy Piper: "VINCE RUSSO! YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAD ANY NUTS! YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT!" Vince Russo: "I'm injured, you moron!" Roddy Piper: "YOU WEREN'T INJURED WHEN YOU KILLED THOSE SCHOOLCHILDREN. DID YOU DO IT VINCE?" Vince Russo: "Huh??" Roddy Piper: "VINCE! I AM A MEMBER OF THE HART FAMILY AND I WANT TO BRING THAT BELT YOU HAVE BACK TO OUR FAMILY! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR BRAND OF ENTERTAINMENT IS OBLITERATED" Vince Russo: "You talk tough, but what's under your kilt?" At this moment, Roddy Piper flashes Vince Russo. Russo falls back in terror. Roddy Piper: "I BET YOU NEVER SAW ONE THAT BIG BEFORE, HUH?" At this time, Russo Brand security comes out and drags Piper off to the back. We go to the back where we see Rikishi's giant ass. At this moment, we switch back to Bill DeMott, who is bitter and a bully. [bra and Panties match]: Match with Special Referee Jerry Lawler: Bill DeMott pinned Rikishi with the No Laughing Matter in 0:04:22 Rating: -* Zenk the Ripper declares that WWW was a failure in 2002 and that HHH better learn how to suck toes. Goldust would be doing something funny, but instead, we get a new segment. JR's OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL REPORT JR: "Howdy! The Oklahoma Sooners are preparing for their bowl game against Washington State in Pasadena. I'm sure you fans care about the Sooners soon to be glorious victory over the Cougars. I know that all over the country, people love the Sooners. I have this time here to say that the Rose Bowl will go to Bob Stoops and he will be one Sugar Bowl away from matching Joe Paterno, Frank Thomas, Bill Alexander and Bob Neyland in going to the Rose, Sugar, Orange and Cotton Bowls. Boomer Sooner!" We return to the match in progress, as the referee is "Oklahoma" himself. Match with Special Referee Ed Ferrara: Goldust pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Curtain Call in 0:04:36. Rating: DUD After the match, the Sooner band marches out and plays the Sooner fight song for no reason. The Los Boricuas reveal that Miguel Perez got a nasty rash from his back hair and Jesus will replace him. Jesus Castillo that is. Hall and Nash are unconcerned about the Nation of Domination, noting that the Nation can't tear their quads. The Nation pledges to kill whitey. This concerns John Cena, so they pledge to let Cena live. Bling Bling Buchanan's request to not be killed by angry black men is ignored. Match with Special Referee Gene Simmons: The Nation of Domination 2K3 (Bling Bling Buchanan, D'Lo Brown, John Cena and Kamala) defeated Los Boricuas (Jesus Castillo and Savio Vega) and The Outsiders when D'Lo pinned Hall with the Lo' Down in 0:02:09. Rating: * 1/2 D'Lo and the Nation celebrate their win over the #1 contenders to the tag team titles. Booker T would be doing something funny, but he doesn't get the time to do that. Blacktop Bully does threaten to break Booker's stinking arm though. Match with Special Referee Demolition Ax: Blacktop Bully made Booker T submit to the Barely Legal in 0:04:47. Rating: -1/4* Booker claims he never submitted. But Mr. Fuji comes out and throws salt in his eyes, before Booker no-sells and lays Fuji out. Ax and Bully run for cover. Konnan and Alex Wright do not like their punishment one bit. Alex Wright does pledge that he will make WWW a whiter brighter fed, but Konnan breaks kayfabe and shouts "I'M A GOD DAMN HISPANIC GUY AND YOU SAY THIS?" leading Alex Wright to dance and fluff his constant erection. The Dungeon of Doom upgrades to having three members face the Wright Konnan. Brother Bruti claims he does not have two faces and Wright won't have one after his sleeper hold. Handicap-Match with Special Referee Dave Sullivan: The Dungeon of Doom (Brother Bruti, Shark and The Yeti) defeated Konnan and Alex Wright when Bruti made A. Wright submit to the Sleeper in 0:04:58. Rating: -1/2* Alex Wright lays motionless in the ring as we see that HHH has entered the building. HHH laughs at Alex Wright and mumbles "I never did get that job back". Then he is confronted by Vince Russo. Russo says that in order to spice up his feud with the Warrior, they will team up to face the hot tag team of The Abortionist and Satanico. HHH does not have a problem with this idea and declares that he is over, or the Game is. Sabu points at the sky. Meng growls a bit with Barbarian and Marty Jannetty. Handicap-Match with Special Referee Jimmy Snuka: The Faces of Fear and Marty Jannetty defeated Sabu when Jannetty pinned Sabu after a flying cross body press in 0:01:32. Rating: -1/4* After the match, Meng turns face and he helps Sabu fight off Marty Jannetty and Barbarian. Tazz gets NO time to talk. The A-Train declares he will run Tazz over and then he blurts out "CHOO CHOO! THE A-TRAIN IS COMING THRU!" Match with Special Referee Big Boss Man: The A-Train pinned Tazz with the Baldo Bomb in 0:03:02. Rating: DUD Bradshaw is hyped up to get Chris Daniels handed to him. But Chris Daniels is not here. Vince Russo assigns Elix Skipper to face Bradshaw. Elix was disturbed since he was talking to CFL coaches about playing for the CFL and getting out of the WWW. Elix and Bradshaw lock up. Elix Canadian whips Bradshaw into the ropes, but Bradshaw reverses it. Elix Canadian misses with a shoulderblock and Bradshaw executes the Clothesline From Hell on Elix Canadian. Bradshaw goes for the pin. Doug Flutie counts: One, two, three. The cheers for Bradshaw are drowning out the boos. Match with Special Referee Doug Flutie: Bradshaw pinned Elix Canadian with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:00:11. Rating: * (Chris Daniels no-showed.) Bradshaw then walks to the back and he's handed a Calgary Stampeders jersey with his name on the back by the coaches. "Bradshaw, that was one hell of a tackle you made. You can help get the CFL a television deal with your financial genius" The Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter are in the back. Slaughter: "ATTENTION!" Sheik: "I ah Former Vurld Champyun, Former Olympic Mexicoah City, Pan Amerlicun Game. Comah ten tousand mile, From the gleatest vlesting countly, From the Tehelan, Ilan. Ilan number one. America hock patooie!" Slaughter: "Uh Sheik, we're facing two Iraqi guys." Sheik: "Jyustin and Jahko are Ilaqis? Come on! Ilaq hock patooie! Jystin is from Nu Yerk!" Slaughter: "IRAQ ATTAQ! YOU MAGGOTS! YOU BETTER NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME AND SHEIK BECAUSE WE'RE OLD! WE'LL KICK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE THE TEETH COME OUT OF YOUR ASS. MAGGOTS! GET READY FOR WAR" Meanwhile backstage, the Iraq Attaq (and Victoria) are being questioned about possession of illegal foreign objects. The Iraq Attaq claims to not have any of these objects. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match with Special Referee The Syrian: The Iraq Attaq defeated Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter when Credible pinned Slaughter after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:01:26. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq retained the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) After the match, the Iron Sheik hobbled off and then the Outsiders came out to beat on the Iraq Attaq wearing special red, white and blue Outsider t-shirts. Then the NOD2003 came out. Then Russo security came out. Michael Cole pledges a heinous buttwhupping to become Shoot champ. Torrie Wilson is still rather unable to act. Al Wilson asks us, "What's a shoot title? where am I?" Tazz's Cousin claims all his friends are in comas, or on probation. Al Wilson executes the Al-e-oop on Michael Cole Al Wilson goes for the pin. The Sandman counts: One, two, three. Michael Cole has been eliminated. You could hear a pin drop. The winner is Al Wilson. Time of match: 0:06:49 Al Wilson executes the Al-e-oop on Tazz's Cousin. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. Al Wilson goes for the pin. The Sandman counts: One, two, three. Tazz's Cousin complains about a fast count. The Sandman hits Tazz's Cousin with a singapore cane to the groin. Tazz's Cousin has been eliminated. A few fans are booing Al Wilson. The winner is Al Wilson. Time of match: 0:14:31 Singapore Cane No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match with Special Referee The Sandman: Al Wilson defeated Torrie Wilson, Michael Cole and Tazz's Cousin: x Wilson beat Cole via the Al-e-oop in 0:06:49 x Cousin beat Torrie via the Amityvile Horror in 0:10:51 x Wilson beat Cousin via the Al-e-oop in 0:14:31 Rating: -*** 1/4 (Al Wilson won the WWW Shoot Title.) Al Wilson celebrates with his new title and his woman. He pledges that he will start a cloning business so he can make an army of Al Wilson clones in Dawn Marie. Meanwhile in the back, Goldberg is lured into breaking a car window and he's kidnapped by Vince Russo's security crew. Triple H tells the Warrior not to mess up tonight, only to discover that the Warrior he was talking to was a WAX DUMMY?!?! DID HHH KILL THE REAL WARRIOR WHEN HE BROKE THE MIRROR? Oh wait, there's the Warrior, lurking with a case labeled 'Magic Smoke'. Now to the match.. They lock up. Satanico begs off. The Ultimate Warrior nails Satanico with a roundhouse right. The Ultimate Warrior takes Satanico down with a running lariat. The Ultimate Warrior is going for the pin. Bam Bam Bigelow counts: One, kickout. The Ultimate Warrior hits a Gorilla Press on Satanico. Satanico begs off. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Satanico. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on Satanico. Bam Bam Bigelow counts: One, two, Triple H executes the Pedigree on The Abortionist... three. The crowd is behind The Ultimate Warrior all the way. Match with Special Referee Bam Bam Bigelow: Triple H and The Ultimate Warrior defeated The Abortionist and Satanico when U. Warrior pinned Satanico with the Big Splash in 0:00:33. Rating: -3/4* But then after the Match, the Wall came out and challenged the Warrior to a match. They lock up. The Ultimate Warrior nails The Wall with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is starting to get behind The Ultimate Warrior. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on The Wall. Jim Duggan counts: One, two, thr... Triple H drags Jim Duggan out of the ring. The Ultimate Warrior gives the sign for the Big Splash. Sting runs into the ring. The Ultimate Warrior executes the Big Splash on The Wall. Sting counts: One, two, three. There are lots of chants for The Ultimate Warrior. The winner is The Ultimate Warrior. Time of match: 0:00:36 Match with Special Referees Jim Duggan and Sting: The Ultimate Warrior pinned The Wall with the Big Splash in 0:00:36. Rating: -** 1/4 and then Triple H challenged the Warrior to a match right then and there for HHH's title. They lock up. The Ultimate Warrior goes for a vertical suplex, but Triple H counters it with a small package. Pete Rose counts: One, two, kickout. Triple H executes the Pedigree on The Ultimate Warrior. Triple H goes for the pin. Pete Rose counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:23 Match with Special Referee Pete Rose: Triple H pinned The Ultimate Warrior with the Pedigree in 0:00:23. Rating: -* 1/4 (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) Will the PPV match be in jeopardy since HHH beat his challenger two weeks early in just 23 seconds? After the match, Pete Rose is attacked by Kane, then a thug squad of legbreakers attack Kane as Rose pays them off. Pete Rose then hits Kane between the eyes with a baseball bat. Bud Selig then asks Rose if he still has connections to Gamblers. Meanwhile, HHH asks for the Honky Tonk Man to come out. They lock up. Honky Tonk Man whips Triple H into the ropes, but Triple H doesn't budge. Honky Tonk Man gives him a choke hold, but Triple H doesn't budge. Honky Tonk Man runs into the ropes. Triple H hits Honky Tonk Man with a powerslam. Bad News Brown counts: One, two, kickout. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Honky Tonk Man. A portion of the crowd is booing Triple H. Triple H goes for the pin. Bad News Brown counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Triple H. Match with Special Referee Bad News Brown: Triple H pinned Honky Tonk Man with the Pedigree in 0:00:32. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) After the match, The Warrior runs out and clotheslines HHH. Then he points to the sky and we see X-Pac. Warrior: "SPEAK TO THE WARRIORS! HHH! IN YOUR INTELLECTUAL POSTURING! YOU HAVE LOST VERBAL CONTACT WITH ONE FRIEND OF YOURS WHO YOU HAVE HAD FRIENDSHIP WITH FOR A LONG TIME! TRIPUH ATCH! YOU WILL LOSE IN TWO WEEKS! FOR THE MAN IN THE SKY IS NO LONGER KNOWN TO THESE MORTALS AS ECKS-POC! HE IS NOW THE X-CIPLE! HE IS THE DISCIPLE OF THE NEW FORCE IN WRESTLING, THE FORCE OF TOTAL POWER, THE ONE WARRIOR NATION. TRIPUH ATCH! TWO WEEKS STAND BEFORE YOUR DOOM! BEFORE REALITY LEAVES YOU AND YOU GO TO THE WORLD OF THE WARRIOR. WHERE YOU WILL BE COMPACTED INTO AN EX-CHAMPION. FOR THE WARRIOR SAYETH, AND THE WARRIOR DOETH!" That says it all, doesn't it? Meanwhile X-Ciple tongue-kisses Chyna as HHH doesn't regret dumping her. Maven is walking in the back, when he is attacked by Mr. Pogo and dragged into the ring. Vince Russo orders Mr. Pogo to make sure that Maven is unable to compete in the main event. Match with Special Referee Bozo the Clown: Mr. Pogo pinned Maven after a DDT in 0:02:06. Rating: -* 1/4 Mr. Pogo throws fire at Maven and burns Maven's eyebrows off. HOW WILL MAVEN RECOVER FROM THIS TREMENDOUS LOSS? Meanwhile in the back, 3D and Low Ki are back there.. and HHH storms through seeking a way to make contact with the X-ciple. Jerry Lawler slobbers at the sight of puppies. But the girl tells Jerry that she has a boyfriend who is the High School quarterback. Match with Special Referee The Godfather: Shaggy 2 Dope and Jerry Lawler defeated 3D and Low Ki when Lawler pinned Ki after a gutwrench suplex in 0:05:51. Rating: * 3/4 Jerry Lawler is then led off by the Godfather and his hoes (or escorts, if you prefer) Meanwhile in the back, the faces seek replacements for Goldberg and Maven, and they find replacements in the form of SID and DAVID ARQUETTE. The Heels are rather confident. Match summary: Mongo pins Horowitz early with the Mongo Spike. Heels- 5, Faces- 4 But Sid pins Billy Joe Tolliver with a powerslam, Al Snow pins Road Dogg with the Snow Plow, Piper beats Don Harris with the Sleeper and Sid beats Ron Harris with the powerslam. Faces- 4, Heels- 1 Mongo then pins Sid with the Mongo Spike, fighting off the faces and then pinning Arquette with the Mongo Spike. He then pins Al Snow with the Mongo Spike. Mongo is left to deal with Roddy Piper. And after a close call where Piper was pinned with his feet below the ropes, Piper is able to apply the sleeper and cut off the blood flowing to Mongo's head. Team Piper wins! But give credit to Mongo, for fighting alone for 15 minutes and eliminating four of the people on Piper's team. That Mongo is a real Hoss. Elimination Match with Special Referee Boomer Esiason: Barry Horowitz, Roddy Piper, Al Snow, David Arquette and Sid Vicious beat Sexual Harris-ment, Team Russo and Jesse James 5 falls to 4: x McMichael beat Horowitz via the Mongo Spike in 0:04:32 x Vicious beat Tolliver via a powerslam in 0:06:18 x Snow beat J. Jammes via the Snow Plow in 0:07:58 x Piper beat D. Harris via the Sleeper in 0:16:06 x Vicious beat R. Harris via a powerslam in 0:20:51 x McMichael beat Vicious via the Mongo Spike in 0:21:47 x McMichael beat Arquette via the Mongo Spike in 0:26:12 x McMichael beat Snow via the Mongo Spike in 0:31:42 x Piper beat McMichael via the Sleeper in 0:35:50 Survivors: Roddy Piper Rating: -***** After the match, Team Russo and all of SEX comes out and beats on Piper. Then we cut to HHH. He has found the X-ciple. Xciple and Chyna are attacked by HHH and then the Warrior comes out and shoots silly string at HHH, before getting into a car and driving off with the rest of the oWn. Back in the ring, Russo's men have been confronted by Piper's men in a fight as we fade to black. New Year's Day, The Ultimate Bowl Game will be played. Live from Rutgers Stadium, The WWW Bowl will be played. The WWW Bowl will pit two sides of 11 against each other and it will have a point structure. Victory in under 6 minutes- 6 points [Pinning your opponent w/ a non-finisher in under 3 minutes- 2 points Pinning your opponent in under 3 minutes- 1 point] Victory in over 6 minutes- 3 points DQ or countout victory- 2 points WWW Bowl 2003 will pit the following teams against each other: Russo University Swervin' Eagles v. University of Goldberg DaMen The teams. Russo University: 3D, Mongo, Billy Joe Tolliver, Don Harris, Ron Harris, Jesse James, Low-Ki, Chris Daniels, Elix, Al Wilson and Team Captain Triple H University of Goldberg: Shaggy 2 Dope, Barry Horowitz, Sid Vicious, Bradshaw, Jerry Lawler, Torrie Wilson, Al Snow, Roddy Piper, Xciple, The Ultimate Warrior and Team Captain Goldberg Matchups will be random. Winner takes the Indian Spit Cup. and in extra matches.. WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: The Iraq Attaq © v. Tazz and Tazz's Cousin The Outsiders v. D'Lo Brown and Bling Bling Buchanan THE RUSSO RUMBLE IS COMING ON JANUARY 11TH! Triple Main Event! For the Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo © v. Rowdy Roddy Piper IN AN EXCLUSIVE CHANGE! For the WWW title in the Elimination Chamber: Triple H © v. The Ultimate Warrior v. The X-Ciple v. Dave Batista The Rumble: The 30 entrants are Low-Ki, Don Harris, Ron Harris, Chris Daniels, Jesse James, Elix Canadian, 3D, Mongo McMichael, Billy Joe Tolliver, Shaggy 2 Dope, Barry Horowitz, Sid Vicious, Bradshaw, Al Snow, Goldberg, D'Lo Brown, Kamala, John Cena, Bling Bling Buchanan, The A-Train, Tazz, Tazz's Cousin, Zenk the Ripper, Blacktop Bully, Goldust, Dusty Rhodes, Alex Wright, Bill DeMott, Meng and Marty Jannetty For the WWW Tag Team titles: The Iraq Attaq © v. The Outsiders For the WWW Shoot title in a Lion's Den Match: Al Wilson © v. Torrie Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
