Guest The Superstar Report post Posted December 27, 2002 I figured there has to be some funny wrestling jokes out there...so let's start things off. *What do you call Adolf Hitler and Alex Wright tumbling down a hill? Rolling Germans! *rimshot* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lemon Drop Kid Report post Posted December 27, 2002 How about gimmicky tag team names? Jason Cross and The Amazing Red are: Red Cross! Edge and Brutus Beefcake are: The Cutting Edge! Scott Hall and Billy Gunn are: Hall 'n Ass! I was actually calling Billy & the Big Show "ShowGunn" before they read my mind and screwed up the joke by calling them "THE Showgunns" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted December 29, 2002 Imaginary Tag-Teams: Nova and Kane: Novacaine Al Snow, Key (Vic Grimes) and Scott Hall: Al-Key-Hall (say it fast) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I was talking to a friend about weird jobs, and I brought up a rectum stretcher. He asked about it so I told him. A rectum stretcher is someone who puts the finger in an asshole, then works in the rest of the fingers, then the other hand. Then they stretch it until the person has a rectum that's roughly 6 feet. My friend said "Jesus, what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?!" and I said "You give him the Raw title and half of your TV time" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 10, 2003 How about gimmicky tag team names? Jason Cross and The Amazing Red are: Red Cross! Edge and Brutus Beefcake are: The Cutting Edge! Scott Hall and Billy Gunn are: Hall 'n Ass! I was actually calling Billy & the Big Show "ShowGunn" before they read my mind and screwed up the joke by calling them "THE Showgunns" Christian and Reckless Youth as Christan Youth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Bad News Brown and Kurt Angle: Bad Angle! Okay, that was real lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Knock Knock..... Who's the- WHAT? I said who's ther- WHAT? who- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? *out comes the cane to pull me away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 10, 2003 knock knock who's there? yes he is yes who is? who that's what I want to know and that's what I'm telling you. Who's there I don't know, who? Who Who? yes. Yes is there? no. Who's there. THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING! *shoots Who* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted January 10, 2003 "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Goldust: SAWDUST!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Al Snow and Steve Blackman: Blackheads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 I was talking to a friend about weird jobs, and I brought up a rectum stretcher. He asked about it so I told him. A rectum stretcher is someone who puts the finger in an asshole, then works in the rest of the fingers, then the other hand. Then they stretch it until the person has a rectum that's roughly 6 feet. My friend said "Jesus, what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?!" and I said "You give him the Raw title and half of your TV time" THAT'S a classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BAR Report post Posted January 11, 2003 A classic from BH's book... There was a guy who went to a promoter and wanted to be a wrestler.The promoter said... "You don't look tough enough, kid." The kid said... "But I want to be a wrestler." "Go clean my office," said the promoter. The kid cleaned his office. The promoter to him down to the gym and stretched the kid. "He won't be back," said the promoter." The kid came back the next day. The promoter asked him "What do you want?" "I want to be a wrestler." "Go and wash and wax my car," ordered the promoter. The kid did it and got stretched down in the gym by the promoter. "Give me a hand job," said the promoter. The kid gave him a hand job. The promoter was sure that the kid wouldn't be back. The kid came back. "Wash all of the windows in my office." The promoter took him down to the gym again and stretched him. "Give me a blow job," the promoter ordered. The kid said, "I don't want to be a babyface." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
