When you know someones dying

[Guest cynicalprofit]

I dont mean like, they get shot in front of you, but like when they get cancer or are really old. How do you handle it. I dont know Im bored.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

beer. canadian of course.

[Guest El Satanico]

I don't get depressed and all serious. I mean why make the dying person feel worse with doing that shit.

 

Have a sense of humor and try keep shit upbeat. Throw a death party and let the person have fun in dying.

 

In my will I'm going to put that there must be a party during my funeral and will include instructions to have multiple kegs. I want people to have fun at my funeral so i shall make sure it turns into a keg party.

[Guest Downhome]

I don't get depressed and all serious. I mean why make the dying person feel worse with doing that shit.

 

Have a sense of humor and try keep shit upbeat. Throw a death party and let the person have fun in dying.

 

In my will I'm going to put that there must be a party during my funeral and will include instructions to have multiple kegs. I want people to have fun at my funeral so i shall make sure it turns into a keg party.

What if someone vomits on you, or fills up your pine box with feces?

[Guest El Satanico]

Well it's not like I'd ever know.

 

However if ghosts are real and i'm floating around the room and can see it then I'd haunt the fuckers.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

See, I would never care what happens to my body after I'm dead. Throw me in a ditch naked, or keep me in the living room and eat dip out of my chest cavity. I'm dead, makes no difference to me.

 

As far as reacting to someone dying, I say do your best to act the same as you always do. Not pretend it's not happening, but don't let it change anything.

[Guest Incandenza]

Shake my fists in anger at the non-existant God.

[Guest Kinetic]

Kegs or not, I have to believe that the morale at a Death Party wouldn't be particularly high. That's part of why I could never do the "Make A Wish Foundation" thing (and god knows those people are hounding me): If I get to thinking that this person's going to be dead soon, that's all I'll think about. Then I'll start reflecting on my own mortality. Then I'll vow to quit smoking and start excercising. Then I'll get depressed and start smoking again. It's not worth the hassle.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

2 step program:

 

1) get Power of Attorney

2) write self into will

[Paul Stanley]

OOOOH