The Biggest Face on the board?

[Guest SP-1]

I think CWM's finisher should be the dreaded MULTIPLE POST BOMB~!. it'll be like the rolling Germans, only more credible. The more multiples he drops on a thread, the better.

[Guest J*ingus]

Hmmm, interesting question... who would I be?

 

1. I rose up the card faster than usual (made it to supermod in less than a year).

 

2. Not many people list me as "best whatever", but those that do tend to be those who get listed as best whatever by everyone else.

 

3. I don't seem to like hanging out with the WWE.

 

4. I seem susceptible to Japanese opponents *cough*.

 

5. When provoked, I can unleash an attack as devastating as almost anyone else around, though I usually only use them on unpopular jobbers who can't fight back.

 

 

 

Hmmm... that's it, I'm the Low-Ki of TSM's forums.

[Guest DrTom]

I think I'm the Undertaker, just with a better workrate. I've been around a while, a lot of people "follow" me, and I'll beat the ass of anyone who comes into my yard. Or something.

[Guest bob_barron]

If I try you will you make me famous?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, maybe I'm not Jericho circa 2000. Any ideas?

[Guest goodhelmet]

kotz, with the kylie love, the glowsticks, your infatuation with the tough enough MEN, there is no doubt in my mind... you are adrian adonis. maybe billy or chuck. take your pick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(thinks) As Billy, I think I'd have the best shot with women. Adrian is dead (I think?), and Chuck just isn't that handsome.

 

But I'm so much higher on this imaginary pecking order than Billy, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right?

 

(cries)

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Kotz = Jeff Hardy

[Guest SP-1]

Could be worse. I suppose the rave infatuation could be (very) loosely connected to Jeff Hardy by virtue of his glowing body paint and entrance.

[Guest goodhelmet]

yeah jeff hardy sounds about right. besides, i think incandenza and kinetic already have the chuck and billy labels.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Since we're playing around...

 

Who do you all think I resmble the most from the WWE?

 

(Past and/or present?)

[Guest goodhelmet]

pat patterson, no doubt!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I set myself up for that one.

 

But coming from someone who has Queen posters all over their room with freddie Mercury in them, doesn't give them a lot of room to make Patterson jokes.

 

[Guest goodhelmet]

please brother, my wife made me take the queen posters down long ago. and if i recall, you're a freddy fan as well!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'm a fan of Freddy's music.

 

Unlike you, I didn't become a fan of his because of his lifestyle choices.

 

[Guest DrTom]

If I try you will you make me famous?

You WILL respect me, boy!

[Guest Kinetic]

yeah jeff hardy sounds about right. besides, i think incandenza and kinetic already have the chuck and billy labels.

Oh, fuck off. I only wear the headband because it makes me look slimmer.

[Guest Incandenza]

yeah jeff hardy sounds about right. besides, i think incandenza and kinetic already have the chuck and billy labels.

Hey, now. I wouldn't have anything to do with Kinetic; he's far too butch.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Would either of you be willing to perform in a publicity stunt?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Speaking of Dames' big face, who else remembers that crappy picture that he had of himself in his banner where he edited it to give himself the crazy eyes?

 

Not to be mean or anything, but does anyone else remember the US Acres cartoon? If you do, doesn't Dames look like one of Orson's older brothers in the second picture?

Orson was a pig, though. And that rooster was the rooster. Get with the goddamn program!

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Yes I do. And that has caused me to have something of an interest in the Nets. I don't actively root for them, but I don't root against them, and if I had to pick any team to win, it would be them.

But you said you hated basketball. If I were you, and I'm not, I would root for every game they play in to end in a double-loss.