Is World's Worst Wrestling crappy enough?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

If you need a link to World's Worst Wrestling. Go to the Fantasy booking forum.

 

Here are the main storylines in World's Worst Wrestling. You, the reader, will tell me if it fits the name of the promotion, if it's just totally asinine, if it's satire or if it is superb.

 

Storyline #1: The Insane Clown Posse breakup/feud

 

Background: Vince Russo was to defend his Big Gold title against John Cena, but both ICP members challenged Cena to a three-way match where Shaggy pinned Violent J. In the match, Shaggy pinned J to get the title shot. But then during the match, Violent J tossed Russo a roll of quarters and Russo KOed Shaggy.

 

Violent J then revealed that it was a setup all along, that he met with Russo to make the plan. Then he laid down for Shaggy. Then he tossed Russo some quarters. Violent J then declared ICP to be dead and renamed himself '3D' (Douglas Donovan Davis, or something).

 

Since then, 3D has tried to not have a match with Shaggy, putting Shaggy in with Bill DeMott or having a tag match where he teamed with Al Wilson.

 

Unconfirmed rumor: 3D and Al Wilson will team up as "The New Insane Clown Posse"

 

So.. DOES IT WORK? IS IT CRAPPY ENOUGH?

 

Storyline #2: The Game-uh. The Warri-uh.

 

So far, the Warrior appeared out of smoke to attack HHH. Then they had an arm wrestling match where the Warrior used his smoke to beat HHH, then he beat X-Pac. They have a match set up for WWW's PPV.

 

Does it work?

 

Storyline #3: Russo and Piper and Goldberg and TEAM RUSSO

 

This started with the mysterious apperance of Roddy Piper, who decided to accuse Russo and random workers of murdering random people. Don't call Roddy crazy, this is a shoot, brah! But after a Russo/Sexual Harris-ment v. Piper/Horowitz match where Piper pinned Russo, Goldberg beat up Russo, and then Russo slipped on the mat and injured his leg. Russo hired Team Russo to protect him. Team Russo has their connections to Goldberg. Team Russo member #1 is Steve McMichael who feuded with Goldberg for two months and hit him with a pipe. Team Russo member #2 is Billy Joe Tolliver, who played on the Falcons with Goldberg for two years. Now, since Piper beat Road Dogg in a #1 contenders match, Roddy Piper and Vince Russo will collide at the first WWW PPV for the title.

 

Now.. it's time for a small quiz..

 

The best original name/gimmick in WWW.

 

1. Sexual Harris-ment (Don Harris and Ron Harris)

 

2. The Iraq Attaq (Hussein Credible [Aldo] and Abdul bin Cameljockey [Jack Victory])

 

3. D'Lo Brown and his Nation of Domination 2003 (made up of D'Lo, Kamala, Mr. Hughes and Koko B. Ware)

 

4. Team Russo (Mongo and Billy Joe)

 

5. Zenk the Ripper (Tom Zenk), Pro Wrestling's first pretty boy serial killer

 

6. Elix Canadian. The guy who couldn't get out of being named 'Elix Hitler' for about two weeks. Will being Canadian be worse than what he had before?

 

7. Al Wilson. Super-stud. Actually, it's not just a gimmick, it's a lifestyle.

 

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Special feature..

 

The Best W.W.W. matches

 

Barbed Wire Board Nail Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:

Rick Steamboat made Ric Flair submit to a double chickenwing submission in

0:03:42.

Rating: ***

 

Ladder Match:

Triple H defeated Shawn Michaels in 0:20:00.

Rating: ***

 

[sodomy Match]: I-Quit Match:

Norman Smiley made Bradshaw submit to the Norman Conquest in 0:08:05.

Rating: ***

 

[Over the Top, Off with the Top Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-2-Man Battle Royal:

Jerry Lawler won a 2-man Battle Royal:

x Lawler threw out Parka after an atomic drop in 0:03:32

Rating: ***

 

[Corpse Fuckin Match]: Ladder Match:

Kurt Angle made Triple H submit to the Ankle Lock in 0:04:09.

Rating: ***

 

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as for the worst..

 

it's all supposed to be bad.

 

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the fun thing about WWW. Vince, Steph, Vince and Jerry Jarrett provide me with my material.

 

Now.. provide some feedback. Maybe some criticism also.

 

and show your love to Team Russo and Sexual Harris-ment

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, it certainly does suck. /Wayne