Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted December 29, 2002 well you like the smiths and AWK, so you have about a 99.9% chance of being really, REALLY cool. GET FUCKING DRUNK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 29, 2002 I got a head start last night, thanks. It continues this evening, except strippers will be involved. Yay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted December 29, 2002 Speaking of the Smiths, have you ever heard that song "Unhappy Birthday." Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 29, 2002 Happy birthday, my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted December 29, 2002 happy birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted December 29, 2002 I'm not prolific enough for Incandenza to know who I am, but he's my favorite poster. Happy motherfuckin' birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Happy Birthday Inc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted December 30, 2002 I'm soured on birthdays after my most recent. Hope yours is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Happy birthday Inc. May your birthday n0ggin be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 I'm not prolific enough for Incandenza to know who I am, but he's my favorite poster. Happy motherfuckin' birthday. Hey I know who you are, and If you've managed to penetrate my air of indifference I'm sure Inc knows who you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 I'm not prolific enough for Incandenza to know who I am, but he's my favorite poster. Happy motherfuckin' birthday. Hey I know who you are, and If you've managed to penetrate my air of indifference I'm sure Inc knows who you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 I'm not prolific enough for Incandenza to know who I am, but he's my favorite poster. Happy motherfuckin' birthday. Hey I know who you are, and If you've managed to penetrate my air of indifference I'm sure Inc knows who you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted December 30, 2002 I was the subject of a CWM triple post... I feel so honored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 It's the fucking server. Every fucking time I post it slows down to a crawl and when I refresh the page BAM! three or four posts by me. I blame Popick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted December 30, 2002 He's out celebrating his birthday, so allow me to remind you all that Incandenza is nothing more than a poor man's Kinetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Wait. I thought Inc. WAS Kinetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Thanks, one and all. Last night, I was at Mons Venus, a strip club in Tampa, where 1. I saw famous soccer guy Kobe (or is it Cobi?) Jones. He never got a lapdance, as far as I noticed. 2. One of the strippers that approached me for a dance mentioned I look like Vin Diesel, minus 50 pounds of muscle mass, of course. I've heard this before, but, pretending I hadn't, I laughingly said I was working on it. She responded that if I got "on the juice you'd be there in no time." Maybe it was the way she said it, but I found that amusing. 3. The girl from whom I ultimately got a lapdance (well, two lapdances--the first one was a birthday gift; the second one I paid for out of my own pocket due to loving the first one so much) had perhaps the most wonderful fake breasts in the world. They weren't too big and they didn't have noticable implant hanging arc that a lot of fake ones do. In fact, until I got my hands on them--you're allowed to touch the girls everywhere but the crotch area--I had no idea whether or not they were real. Her breasts had that slight firmness that real ones just don't have. Ah, I'm still thinking about those tits. They were that good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 30, 2002 One of the strippers that approached me for a dance mentioned I look like Vin Diesel, minus 50 pounds of muscle mass, of course. Ugh. You get that too fucking much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Hey, I enjoy hearing it, seeing as how the ladies think he's hot and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Happy belated birthday, Inc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Well, he was even drunker than usual yesterday so he was unavailable, but we've got him today, ladies and gentlemen, singing Happy Birthday to Incandenza, Mr. Tom Waits! ::Tom stumbles onto stage, two cigarettes stuck between his lips, a bottle of bourbon in one hand, and a microphone in the other. He opens his mouth, and begins to sing, sounding like a tracheotomy patient being heard through the drive-thru speaker at McDonalds:: "Happy birthday to ya. Hippy bir'day ta yuh. Ha-a-appy... heeey big spender..." ::He passes out onto the floor, somehow managing to take a drink on the way down.:: Tom Waits, everyone! Happy late birthday, Inc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted December 30, 2002 ::claps:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 30, 2002 Hey, I enjoy hearing it, seeing as how the ladies think he's hot and all that. I know. That's why I'm jealous of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted December 31, 2002 Happy Birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
