The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Count the Deranged Hermit in.

[Guest TheHulkster]

I'll join

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Entrants (NOT in order of entry in the Rumble):

 

1.Slickster

2.DawnBTVS

3.kane3212321

4.TheFranchise2002

5.bob_barron

6.DeathAngel

7.Dillon Likes Bossman

8.EL DANDY~!

9.Sandman9000

10.Choken One

11.Rob Van Dam

12.ChrisMWaters

13. molestomp

14. ShamRock

15.RobEDangerously

16.AfricanAmerican

17.Youth N Asia

18.CanadianChris

19. Zero_Cool

20.Banky Edwards

21.teke184

22.CED Ordonez

23.HollywoodSpikeJenkins

24.Nevermortal

25.y2jailbait

26. DerangedHermit

27.TheHulkster

28.CoreyLazarus416

29.

30.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Count me in, too. I had fun in the "Smarks Invitational Battle Royale," and told quite a few to "toss my salad."

 

Sandman, YNA...can I join Team Ultraviolence as a Primal Conflict supporter?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I am willing to play Luke...

I'm willing to play Warlord.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I'll play Stone Cold from 2001..you know, get attacked before I make it to the ring, do a manly blade job and rest for a while. Then, I'll come back out of nowhere, hit someone with some chairshots, and clothesline them over to win.

 

*makes note to blade during match...hopefully for luck*

[Guest TheHulkster]

"7. P.S. Play fair! Don't no-sell everything or kill your opponents!"

 

I motion to be allowed at least one Hulk up

 

I don't have to win or anything, I just want to hulk up and body slam a fat guy.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Well, I'm not fat, but you can Hulk-Up on me...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I'd like to be the one who brings the complimentary trash can lids to the ring. I'd go for the heavy weapons, but I don't believe I'm the right guy to be all HARDCORE~! and stuff.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

That sounds so gay of me...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I renege on my previous statement and I think I will take a sick face bump on my way out, possibly onto something sharp 'n' pointy and/or explosive.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Just two more entrants, and the Rumble will be set! Then comes the week of intense physical training and mental preparation necessary to compete in a Royal Rumble match!

 

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**gains 250 lbs. so nobody can lift him**

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

CoreyLazarus416 Posted on Dec 30 2002, 10:05 PM

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**gains 250 lbs. so nobody can lift him**  

 

I see you're adopting Austin's proposed regimen for the 2002 Rumble...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*prepares by taking back and chest bumps from scaffolding to concrete*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Trains by doing bench-presses with my Molly clone.

[Guest Anglesault]

count me in

[Guest DerangedHermit]

*prepares by sitting his ass with a 40 and an econo-size bag of pork rinds*

 

Bring it on, *chomp* *CHOMP*, *chomp*!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Too late for me ?

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

...And NBT4:20 makes #30!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Some of you should sign up to be "guest' entrees in the OAOAST Rumble next month.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

The Official List of Entrants (NOT in order of entry in the Rumble):

 

1.Slickster

2.DawnBTVS

3.kane3212321

4.TheFranchise2002

5.bob_barron

6.DeathAngel

7.Dillon Likes Bossman

8.EL DANDY~!

9.Sandman9000

10.Choken One

11.Rob Van Dam

12.ChrisMWaters

13. molestomp

14. ShamRock

15.RobEDangerously

16.AfricanAmerican

17.Youth N Asia

18.CanadianChris

19. Zero_Cool

20.Banky Edwards

21.teke184

22.CED Ordonez

23.HollywoodSpikeJenkins

24.Nevermortal

25.y2jailbait

26. DerangedHermit

27.TheHulkster

28.CoreyLazarus416

29.Anglesault

30. NaturalBornThriller4:20

 

Visit the the official SmartMarks Royal Rumble website!

 

Here's the Official Theme Song for the 2003 SmartMarks Royal Rumble: "White Noise" by Sinisstar!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*plans on getting wasted on New Years Eve*

 

 

Training = Hard.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

Just incase someone calls off, can i be an alternate?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

 

Here's the winner...yours truely.

[Guest caboose]

That picture is so disturbing on so many levels.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Count me in, too. I had fun in the "Smarks Invitational Battle Royale," and told quite a few to "toss my salad."

 

Sandman, YNA...can I join Team Ultraviolence as a Primal Conflict supporter?

hmmm...you hate Jimmy Eat World, but like ICP (that's 2 strikes)...I'm only giving you my vote cause you're a Mikey mark and we need all the help we can get.

 

If Sander agrees then you're in.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

That picture is so disturbing on so many levels.

What's really disturbing is, remove the scar, and I look exactly like that.

 

[Dr. Evil Voice.]So beware Rumble Contestants, or I'll fire my "Laser" at you![/Dr. Evil Voice.]

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I plan on Eliminating AS after no selling a AngleSlam and Super Pedegreeing him, sending him over the top rope.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia goes into training Vince McMahon 99 Rumble style*

 

I hate Austin! I hate Austin!